Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Star City Rides, Entrance Rates, Promo Packages, Park Schedule, Contacts, Philippines

Star City Rides, Entrance Rates, Promo Packages, Park Schedule, Contacts, Philippines

*image credit to rightful owner,
Star City Facebook Fanpage

Star City is a amusement park next to the Cultural Center of the Philippines in Pasay City and describes a decent amusement park right in the heart of the CCP Complex.  So if you're thinking of getaway every weekend, special occasions or every Christmas holidays, Star City is the perfect place for you.  You can enjoy the Star City wide arrays of fun rides and attractions including Spring Ride, Zyklon Loop, Star Flye, Magic Tea Cup, Rodeo, Quack – Quack, and Little Tyke. Star City theme park in Manila, is one of the best place for families and friends who wants to hang out and have some fun.

Star City Entrance Rates:
Entrance Only :                              Php 60
(Children 32 inches and below are free of charge)
3 Cheers Ticket :                            Php 300
Ride-All-You-Can (RAYC)  :            Php 350
Lazer Blaster :                                Php 100
Winter Funland :                             Php 120
4D Theater Max Rider :                  Php 120
Animal Wonderland :                      Php 90

Star City Promo Packages:
RAYC + Winter Funland : Php 430
RAYC + 1 Game of Lazer Blaster : Php 410
RAYC + 4D Maxrider : Php 410
RAYC + Animal Wonderland : Php 410
RAYC + 1 Game of Lazer Blaster
+ 4D + WF + AW : Php 610

Star City also accepts School Tour Package, Birthday Party Package, Corporate Package, check this link for details
**Rates are to change without prior notice

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines

Pickup Lines are very popular nowadays and you even hear it in every corner in your place, school, street, in your house, and already use in movies and by politicians.  One very popular of them is the Pick up Line Battle in TV Show Bubble Gang, where preliminary round wherein two contestants will try to impress the pretty woman moderator or simply Neneng B (Neneng Bakit), played by Sam Pinto by using their pickup lines. In the end, Boy Pick Up (played by Ogie Alcasid) still remained "undefeated" Pickup Liner and will cheered and get audience impact.


Check out this music video by Boy Pick UP entitled "Kape Ka Ba?"


Boy Pickup: Hindi Ikaw yung tipong Sinasaktan!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: dahil MATAMIS ang Champorado!!!
Audience: ANG BANGIS MO BOY PICKUP!!!

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Boy Pickup:  Chocolate ka  ba?Neneng B: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: eh kasi… BATA!
Boy Backup: BATAK ka pickup!
Audience: PICK up! Pick up! Pick up!

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Boy Pickup:   Gusto ko makilala ang mga magulang mo!
Neneng B: Bakit?
Boy Pickup:  Kase… ang capital ng Bangladesh ai Tia
Boy Backup: Mas Tia..MPION ka PICKUP!

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Boy Sukli: Ang Hapiness hindi nag sisimula sa letter H..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Sukli: Dahil nag sisimula ito sa Letter U!!!
SAYO LANG AKO BABAGSAK!!!

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Boy Sukli: Hindi kita kaya sa SUNTUKAN!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Sukli: Kase sa tingin mo pa lang Knockdown na ko!

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Boy Pickup: Hindi kita kaya sa Baseball…
Girl: bakit?
Boy Pickup: Kase…favourite color ko ang Yellow!

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Boy Pushback: Orphanage ka  ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pushback: Kase.. gusto kitang bigyan ng BATA!

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Boy Rigudon: Gusto mo bang makakita ng Anghel?
Girl: OO?
Boy Rigudon: (Kumuha ng Salamin) Eto oh, Nasa Harapan mo : )

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Boy Dahon: Para tayong SISO
Girl: bakit?
Boy Dahon: kase… pagwala ka BAGSAK ako!

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Boy Bagoong: Sumali ka ba sa CONTEST?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Bagoon: Kase saken PANALO ka!

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Pushback: May kulang sa PANGALAN mo!
Neneng B: Bakit?
Pushback: Dahil wala ang Apelyido ko!!!

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Boy Pushback: Facebook ka  ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pushback: Kase.. LIKE kita!

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*image credit to rightful owner
Boy Pick Up Fanpage on Facebook
Boy Pickup:  Nakakita ka na ng Dragon?
Girl: Hindi pa..
Boy Pickup: Kase ako nakakita na ako
Girl: Talaga? Kaylan?
Boy Pickup: Last Year…
Girl: Saan???
Boy Pickup: Sa Skype!
Audience: Ang Lupet nun PICKUP!!!

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Boy Pickup: Kilala k aba ni Manny Pacquiao??
Girl: bakit?
Boy Pickup: hindi rin…
Audience: HINDI RIN NYA AKO KILALA!!! PICKUP!!! PICKUP!

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Audience: PICK up! Pick up! Pick up!
Boy Dahon: Email ka ba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy Dahon: Kase  gusto kong maATTACHED sau :D

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Boy Pickup:  Gusto mong makakita ng MAGIC?
Girl: Magic? Oo..
Boy Pickup: That’s nice!

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Boy Pickup: Hindi Ikaw yung tipong Sinasaktan!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: dahil MATAMIS ang Champorado!!!
Audience: ANG BANGIS MO BOY PICKUP!!!

Want More Bubble Gang Pick Up Lines?
Click the Picture below to view the Pick Up Lines each Bubble Gang Pick Up Line character:










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Monday, November 28, 2011

Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim

Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Banat sa Feeling Diosa and Pamatay na Banat sa Nagmamaasim, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: nagmamaasim. Enjoy!


BOY: Mahirap talaga maging gwapo.
GIRL: Oo nga eh. Buti na lang hindi mo naranasan.
baliktad naman:
Girl: Hay nako! Ang hirap talaga maging “maganda”!
Boy: Oo nga eh, buti di mo naranasan…..

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Kapitbahay
Inis ako sa isang kapitbahay namin na feeling beauty, sa inis ko... direcho kong sinabi sa kanya
"Alam mo! Mas maganda ka kung wala kang ulo."
Basag!!

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Wag kang mag maganda, kung muka ka namang paa!

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Juan: ang guwapo ko...
Boy Banat: kung Gwapo ka, wala ng pangit sa mundo!!!

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Pedro: Kilala mo ba kung sino ako? ha?
Juan: Bakit may amnesia ka?

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Feeling ng mga Bekimon
Beki 1: OMG! bakit ganyan ang itsura mo?
Beki 2: Bakit? Feeling mo okay ang itsura mo?

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Sagutan ng mga Beking Feeling Diosa!
Beki 1: "mga ganyang itsura walang paglalagyan dito sa earth"
Beki 2: oo talaga wala kaming paglalagyan diyan sa mundo niyo kasi kaming mga DYOSA, may sariling mundo at di kami nababagay sa mundo mo LANG!
Beki 1: ah talaga? oo nga dyosa na kayo, dyosa ng mga panget!

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Girl 1: Hey, look at my pics. Ang cute ko dito, tingnan mo.
Girl Banat: Ay, oo nga.. ang ganda ng background!

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Akala mo kung sino kang Gwapo! paFOOTSCRUB ka nga muna ng kapal ng mukha mo !!

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Para sa mga babaeng feeling pretty at namamaganda na mukha namang katulong na nagattempt magsuplada.

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Girl Banat: Sang tribo ka ba nanggaling? Panget ka na nga pangit pa ugali mo, pwedeng makausap manager nyo?"   Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad...kahit sino tawagin mo!

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Sabi ko sa friend kong feeling... (na as usual, nag fi-feeling diosa nung araw na yon.."Ang ganda mo ngayon..."  then i went on, " "Ngayon lang ah, Ok PANGIT ka na ulit.

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Minsan din sa jeep may 2 girls na tiningnan ako mula ulo hanggang paa with matching taas kilay. Eh kala mo naman magaganda rin sila.
Sa inis ko tinanong ko yung isang girl ng: "Excuse me miss, ano bang pakiramdam maging pangit?"

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Kung mganda ka na....ano na hitsura ng panget!!!!

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Yung classmate kong girl nuong college na nag-fe-feeling maganda!
Girl Banat : ang ganda mo naman.. parang me kamukha kang artista eh.. yung rider ang apelyido
Classmate : oh talaga si Winona Ryder?
Girl Banat : Hindeh! si Mask Rider Black!

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Kontrabida classmate na feeling na sya ang pinakagwapong lalake sa balat ng lupa
Boy Banat: lam mo kung ako makakatuluyan mo....magpapasalamat parents mo kase gaganda ang lahi nila.
Girl Banat:lam mo kung ikaw lang din....wag na idodonate ko na lang ang matres ko sa beki and dont be so concieted kse kahit na magstriptease ka sa harap ko di ako maaarouse.....A*hole.

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Girl 1: Punta ka sa nanay mo, mama's boy ka naman e
Girl 2: Naman! kasi lumaki parang walang nanay kaya asal kalye na, mukhang asong kalye pa.

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English Banat naman
To someone who's arrogant/conceited:
here's another one:
How do you fit in your car with such a big head?"


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Pamatay na Banat sa mga Mabaho

Check out this collection of Banat sa mga Mabaho.   If your have your own Banat sa Mabaho, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: banat sa mabaho.  Enjoy!!


Aray naman! Ang sakit manampal ng hininga mo ha!
ito pa isang bersyon:
Hindi naman mashadong NANANAMPAL yang HININGA mo! ilang taon ka di  nagsipilyo?"

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Hoy gabi na, Amoy Tanghali ka pa rin!"

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Juan: Ang baho naman! (sabay takip ng ilong)
Pedro: Yung bibig mo kasi takpan mo! hindi yang ilong mo.. sumisingaw!

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Trashtalk ng mga Dota Boys
Juan: Amoy Kang Hotdog!
Pedro: Dami mong alam, maligo lang hinde!
Monster Kill!!!!

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Hala! naka-nganga ka lang pala kala ko nakaapak ka ng t.@.e

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Huwaw! grabe ang lufet ng hininga mo nalulusaw ang braincells ko!

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Ew! ang baho ng utot mo kumakapit sa damit
ito pa isa pang bersyon:
Pag uutot ka,tatagilid ka para wag sa bibig mo lumabas..."

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English naman
Are there cockroaches around? Your perfume smells like baygon.

here's another one;
Nice perfume. must you marinate in it?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Angry Birds, Angry Birds Season, Angry Birds Rio Free Download














Angry Birds, Angry Birds Season, Angry Birds Rio Free Download

Looking for a Free Download Angry Birds Season, Rio and the original Angry Birds? you found the right place.  As we present you the  Angry Birds for FREE, a game commonly play in such different gadget platforms as Apple iPad, iPhone, the Android tablets, now has been also available http://www.ovistore.com for Nokia. Angry Birds have been available for Windows XP and Windows 7.


Angry Birds, a is game consists of seven cute different color birds with each of them has diffrent abilities. Their primary weapon is  the Slingshots, you can control the strength, jump and the height of ill-tempered birds to hit,crashed and destroy the pigs kingdom, where the collection of green lustful Pig is shelter. Aside from original version of Angry Birds you can also download Angry Birds Rio and Angry Birds Season. you can now download latest Angry Birds Game hereyou need Internet Connection for activation.


You can play the Angry Birds on a PC with Windows XP and Windows 7
Minimum System Requirements:
- Operating System: Windows ® XP / Vista / Windows ® 7
- Processor: 2GHz
- Memory: 512 MB
- Video: 3D-graphics card compatible with DirectX, 128 MB
- Sound Card: Sound device compatible with DirectX ® 9.0c
- Free space on hard disk: 45.2 MB
Internet Connection required for activation

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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Enchanted Kingdom, Rates, Packages, Park Schedule, Contacts

Enchanted Kingdom, Rates, Packages, Park Schedule, Contact

Looking for unique, fun and exciting place for with your family, and love ones? Here's the Enchanted Kingdom, a perfect place and country's only world-class theme park and Enchanted Kingdom JUST comes closer to your neighborhood...NATIONWIDE!. Enchanted Kingdom is a also a member of the International Association of Amusement Parks and Attractions.

*image credit to rightful owner, http://smtickets.com

Now with two (2) new features, the Enchante Christmas The Musicale open in all weekends of November and the Winter Wonderland and the Ice Boulderville Launched open November 19 to January 5. and as Enchanted Kingdom celebrates 16 years of magic, here's the Enchanting Kar-A-Van 16th Anniversary Raffle Promo which you get a chance to win a Toyota Innova! Promo Period: October 22 to December 31, 2011.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Girl Quotes

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Girl  Quotes
Who says Boys overpowered Girls? well think again guys, because these quotes made just for girls.  Girl Quotes Rules!

I'm the Type of Girl...
Who will Burst Out Laughin At Something
That Happened Yesterday.

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Behind every Girl’s favorite song, is an Untold Story

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Four things a woman should know:
How to look like a girl,
How to act like a lady,
How to think like a man
And how to work like a dog


It takes time to understand a girl.
But if she’s really worth it,
you’d take time to try to figure her out

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Good girls blush during
naughty scenes in the
movies...Bad girls smile
because they know they
can do better :-)

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I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.
If that makes me a bitch, okay

Check out this Girl Quotes on Youtube
video credit to uploader obermuffin on youtube

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me,
and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

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Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find something out

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Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class

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Tell a girl she’s pretty, and she won’t believe you.
Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever

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Real women don’t look like the ones displayed in the magazines. They’re much
more beautiful and interesting. It’s too bad they don’t feel that way themselves

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When a girl says ‘I’m done’, it usually means ‘fight for me

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Banat sa Nakakainis Kumanta at Tagalog Banat sa Sintonado

Have you heard you neighbor or your friends sings like a crying cow or sounds bad more like a broken record ? Well! Here's some tagalog banat sa sintonado perfect for them. Enjoy!


"Maawa ka naman sa mga ipis,
kinakantahan mo sila para macommatose eh"

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Girl Banat to Boy Banat singing in the office:

Girl Banat: Can you sing 'Far, Far Away'?
Boy Banat: How does it go?
Girl Banat: No, I mean can you sing far, far away? Not here!
"Sa boses mong yan, kung ako sa iyo punta ako sa
Warner Brothers o kay  Stephen Spielberg,
lagi silang naghahanap ng voice imitator
para sa tren na nawala sa riles"

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Boy Banat: Ang ganda ng boses mo pang radyo
Girl Banat: Talaga!
Boy Banat: Oo nga eh Puede Pakipatay muna!

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When someone is singing, ask them who sings the song
and when they tell you, say,

"Pwede sya na lang pakantahin mo?"    

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Ganda ng boses mo,
Magtinda ka kaya ng balot

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Teka nga bago ka ba kumanta eh kumain ka muna!
Boses yan ng may appendicitis na puputok na

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Kahit kumanta ka sa loob ng kubeta,
kahit t.@.e di papalakpak sa iyo"

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Kung ikaw ay kakanta sa basement,
Yung mga ipis magvovolunteer na umakyat sa first floor"

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Boses mo parang ginugupit na yero sa madaling araw...

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Sa boses mong yan,
pwede gamiting panakot sa Daga

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Kumakanta ka pala,
akala ko nakikipag-usap ka sa akin


"Yung huling pag-ubo ko
mas maganda pa ang tunog kaysa boses mo"

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"Mga unggoy hindi marunong kumanta
pero at least hindi nila sinubukang kumanta"

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"Nasa iyo ng lahat ng katangian na
HINDI pwede gamitin sa loob ng studio"

Christmas Quotes and Sayings












Here' s a Christmas Quotes collected by Boy Banat, made by different well-known people.  A very warmed and touching Christmas Quotes that you can share for your family, friends and love ones. Hope you'll like it!

Christmas, my child, is love in action.
Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
- Dale Evans

The only real blind person at Christmas-time
is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
- Helen Keller

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Wish you all A Merry Christmas,
May the Joys of the season
Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer.
May the chimes of Christmas glory
Add up more shine and spread
Smiles across the miles,
Today & In the New Year.
- Rosie Cash

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And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold,
I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people.

“For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Saviour,
which is Christ the Lord.
- St. Luke II

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Pinoy Christmas Quotes and Tagalog Christmas Banat


As the best season of year is just around the corner, let me give you some collection of best Pinoy Christmas Quotes. Enjoy!


Member ka ba ng SMP?
SAMAHAN ng MALALAMIG
ang PASKO...
bat di mo i try mg PSP
PASKO SA PILING ko
try mo!!!!

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Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas I just want the person reading this remain in my life forever

Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway

Like Don Delillio says "It's not enough to hate your enemy. You have to understand how the two of you bring each other to deep completion."  Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway , we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: kaaway. Enjoy!


Alam mo para kang Electric Fan.
kasi' ang HANGIN MO!!.

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 "Favor Naman, mawalang galang ha
dun ka na lang sa malayo sa min."

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Di' naman ako TAKURE
pero bakit parati mo akong PINAG-IINITAN?

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Teachers na talagang nagsigawan sa lobby at ganito
banat ng isang teacher:
"Magkape ka nga ng kabahan ka naman sa pinagsasabi mo!"

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JOYSTICK ba ako para sa'yo?
kasi parati mo nalang akong KINOKONTROL!.

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BANAT para sa mga echuserang kaaway!:
STRAW ka ba? Kasi SiPSiP ka na nga , PLASTIK ka pa.

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sa Girls fight
Gusto ko sabihin one time when i catch someone looking at me from head to toe:
" insecure ka? natatalbugan ba kita?"

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PAA ka ba?
kasi parati ka nalang may na AAPAKAN!

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Isang eksena sa Swimming Pool
Officemate1: “I’m sure lulutang ka.”
Officemate2: “Bakit, dahil payat ako?”
Officemate1: “Hindi, dahil plastic ka.”

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"You want Cash or Plastic? ay cash na lang,
kasi PLASTIC ka na eh.
oh ito twenty pesos, keep the change."

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When your enemy is asking me a favor
which I don't want to do and that person keeps on asking... I simply say:
"Sorry, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who cares."

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Lick your forehead
and I might let you be my friend.

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LIBRO ka ba?
kasi ang KAPAL MO!!

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Boy Banat: "kapag namatay ka hindi ka tatanggapin sa impyerno"
Kaaway: "Bakit?"
Boy Banat: "Isasara ni Satanas ang gate at baka i-dethrone mo pa sya"

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Hindi naman ako WASHING MACHINE
na madali mo lang' papaIKUT-IKUTIN.

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Parinig sa mapupulitakang tao at magagasapang na ugali sa opisina
"Ang T.@.E talaga kahit anong baho at tago
ay lalangoy at lalangoy pa rin para umibabaw sa tubig

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Magulang ba kita?
Kasi lahat ng gusto mo dapat kung sundin.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat

Here's a collection of Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat. Also includes sweet pamaskong banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pasko banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!


Lapit na pala Christmas..
Pwede bang makahingi ng picture mo?
Para mabigay ko na kay Santa Claus
yung wish ko at maibigay ka na niya!

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"Bakit ako malulungkot kung single ako't
malamig ang Pasko ko...
kung marami namang taken na gusto ako..."

Boy Banat: Parol ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bkit?
Boy Banat: Kase all these years ikaw pa rin ang nakasabit sa puso ko..

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Boy Banat: anong gagawin mo this christmas?
Girl Banat: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw?
Boy Banat: ganun pa rin..
..mamahalin ka.
yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!

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Boy Banat: Candy cane ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit naman?
Boy Banat: kasi pag nakikita kita, i always want to lick you. XD

Anong height mo?
magpapagawa sana ako ng medyas
na kasing laki mo para malaman ni santa
na ikaw ang gusto kung regalo ngayong pasko.

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Boy Banat: Miss, nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Girl Banat: bakit nmn?
Boy Banat: pag ngumiti ka kasi, may spark..
Have a cheeezzzy new year!

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Girl Banat: Anong gusto mong gift this christmas?
Boy Banat: relo.
Girl Banat: may relo ka pa naman ah..
Boy Banat: eh kasi sinira m relo ko eh..
Girl Banat: ha? pano ka sinira?
Boy Banat: tuwing kasama kasi kita, tumitigil ang oras ko. :)

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Boy Banat: alam mo ba noong bata ako naniniwala ako sa pagsasabit ng medyastuwing pasko.
Girl Banat: talaga??? bkt naman?
Boy Banat: oo naniniwala ako. kasi noon gusto ko ng laruan tapos paggising ko may laman ng laruan yung medyas ko. Tapos nung isa pa, sapatos naman, paggising ko ulit meron na, kaya lang ngayon, mukhang mahihirapan ako magsabit ng medyas...
Girl Banat: bakit naman?
Boy Banat: wala kasing medyas na kasing laki mo eh, para paggising ko sa akin ka na.

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Jinggom bels
jinggom bels
jinggom All
d way.
O daspan
electrik pan
kaldero ug
pinggan..Hey!
Maayong pasko!
Lechon
man ay
nais kong
ipadala.
At may
hamon
pang
kasama,
pero
diet
mo
ay aking
inaalala.
Kaya
text nlang..
Zero
cholesterol pa! Hehe..!
Maligayang Pasko!

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Itong kaPaskuhan,
dalangin ko kay
SAN MIGUEL
na isakay ka sa
RED HORSE
patungo sa
WHITE CASTLE

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Merry Christmas in Different Languages














Merry Christmas in Different Languages 

Problem in how would you wish "Merry Christmas" to your family, friends, and special someones in their own native language? Here's a compilation of Merry Christmas in different languages that they surely appreciated.

This Christmas time around the world and people exchange gifts and wishes in this special time of the year. Wishes are expressed in many different languages during this special season.



Here's the list of Merry Christmas in Different Languages 
Afrikaans: Gesëende Kersfees
Afrikander: Een Plesierige Kerfees
African/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-Ledeats
Albanian:Gezur Krislinjden
Arabic: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Argentine: Feliz Navidad
Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Bahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari Natal
Basque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bengali: Shuvo Naba Barsha
Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
 Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!
Chile: Feliz Navidad
Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan’Gung Haw Sun
Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
Choctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
Columbia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Corsian: Pace e salute
Crazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La Roo
Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian: Sretan Bozic
Czech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish: Glædelig Jul
Duri: Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak
Dutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
or Zalig Kerstfeast
English: Merry Christmas
Eskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
Esperanto: Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian: Ruumsaid juulup|hi
Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!
Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad


Finnish: Hyvaa joulua
Flemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
French: Joyeux Noel
Frisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
Galician: Bo Nada
Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr!
German: Froehliche Weihnachten
Greek: Kala Christouyenna!
Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
Hawaiian: Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew: Mo’adim Lesimkha. Chena tova

Hindi: Shub Naya Baras
Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
Hawaian: Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic: Gledileg Jol
Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat
Iroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay.
Italian: Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Jiberish: Mithag Crithagsigathmithags
Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!
Latvian: Prieci’gus Ziemsve’tkus un Laimi’gu Jauno Gadu!
Lausitzian:Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto
Lettish: Priecigus Ziemassvetkus
Lithuanian: Linksmu Kaledu
Low Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un ‘n moi Nijaar
Macedonian: Sreken Bozhik
Maltese: LL Milied Lt-tajjeb
Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori: Meri Kirihimete
Marathi: Shub Naya Varsh
Navajo: Merry Keshmish
Norwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig Jul
Occitan: Pulit nadal e bona annado
Papiamento: Bon Pasco
Papua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu
Pennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!
Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Philipines: Maligayang Pasko!
Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie
Portuguese:Feliz Natal
Pushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha
Rapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn
Romanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!
Rumanian: Sarbatori vesele
Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom


Sami: Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Sardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
Serbian: Hristos se rodi
Slovakian: Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
Sami: Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Scots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serb-Croatian: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
Serbian: Hristos se rodi. Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Slovene: Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
Spanish: Feliz Navidad
Swedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Tagalog: Maligayang Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
Tami: Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!
Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym
Urdu: Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Vietnamese: Chung Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh: Nadolig Llawen
Yugoslavian: Cestitamo Bozic
Yoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye’dun!


The www.boybanat.com does not claim ownership of the quotes, stories and jokes listed in this site. This just a compilation from youtube, forums and other websites like the list what you've read above. Credit to the respective owners of these quotes, stories, jokes and even photos and videos.

Pamatay na Banat sa EX at Karibal

Hi guys, you have problem with your Ex's, any 3rd Party person in your relationship or thinking your partner is cheating on you? good to drop by here to see how this people handle with their Ex's or what to say if you see or caught your partner cheating on you. If your have your own  Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa EX, Karibal at hindi Loyal , we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: ex at karibal. Enjoy!

Para sa may EX
"Kaya nga ako nakipag hiwalay sayo kasi hindi tayo bagay
mas bagay kayo ng bagong jowa mo kase mag kamukha kayo ..

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 Hirit ng sister ko sa girl na epal sa lovelife nya:
"Sa'yo na, Mas kelanagn mo yata yan eh. Ako Makakanap pa ng IBA"

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Scene: Si Boy Banat ang nakipag break at nanaloko
Boy Banat: I just need time to change.
Girl Banat: You don't need time, you need a miracle.

ito pa isa:

Boy Banat: This is my new gf (pinakita yung picture).
Girl Banat: Kala ko Maid nyo!


Banatan ng magkaribal
EX ni Boy Banat: "sabihin mo naman sa ex ko na magkita kami. hindi ko naman sya aagawin sayo eh."
Girl Banat: "kung gusto mo sayo na sya. kaso nagsawa na sya sa maitim mong kilikili at sa bangs mong pangbakla. pano ba yan?"
EX ni Boy Banat: "ang kapal mo! nagustuhan ka lang nyan dahil iniwan ko sya!"
Girl Banat: iniwan mo pala eh bakit ka nagmamakaawang magkita kayo. pathetic ka ba?
EX ni Boy Banat:" babalikan din ako nyan! second option ka lang nya!"
Girl Banat: "seryoso? gusto mo magpustahan pa tayo? so what kung second option nya ako basta hindi ako nagmumukhang pathetic gaya mo."

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My bf that time was cheating on me...
i saw the girl... i said to him
"pagpalit mo lang ako sa Gremlin pa? lintik ka!"

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Hello Ex...!  Hindi ko alam kung ex ba kita or hinde...pero malamang, ngayon may  ka-third party ka na namang "bading"!!!  Bwiset ka!!!  Pasalamat ka pa diyan, kahit inamin mong silahis ka, naging syota pa rin kita...anyway...I don't care...  Tsupe!!!


Girl Banat: mas bata ako sa iyo. sa akin pa rin uuwi si Boy Banat!
EX: mas bata ka nga, mas senior citizen matronic naman ang beauty mo! at kahit sa iyo umuuwi si Boy Banat..alam ko pangalan KO ang tinatawag niya kapag nag do DO kayo! kulang na lang lagyan niya ng unan ang ulo mo.

 Ex-Boyfriend na gustong bumalik sayo dahil wala na sila nung gf nya:

"Sorry ha, pero di ako kumakain ng tira-tira na lang....."
inglesin ko lang ha ito banat ni Boy Banat: (english version)
To an ex begging to be taken back:
"Sorry, I don't recycle."

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Yung ex ng BF ko eh nanggugulo sa text ... ito banat nya:
EX: go to hell!
ME: see you there!

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 to an ex bf:  everyone told me na lugi ako sa iyo, but i ignored all of them kasi
mahal kita. pero ngayon sinasabi ko na sa mukha mo. itsura, pera, ugali lugi ako sa
relationship natin dahil panget ka na masama pa ugali mo.

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Ayy, kayoo naaa? ang sweeettttt naman.
bagay kayo. isang basura at isang basurahan" haha

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 Eto yung sa kaibigan ko nung nalaman nya na may nililigawan yung bf nya na gusto
nyang hiwalayan. nagyari pa to sa isang bar! heheheh
"You know what? Bagay kayo!
Isang BASURA AT ISANG BASURERA!"

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girl nakita niya ex niya na may bagong dyowa...
"kayo na pala? mag-ingat ka ha kasi kapag nagsawa yan sa akin bumabalik yan...."

You have your own Banat Lines for your EX at Rival? Feel free to share them with us and we'll be glad to have them posted here. Just Contact Us and will get back to you soon. You can also visit Boy Banat Official Facebook page for more Quotes and Jokes

Friday, November 18, 2011

Mayabang na Banat at Matapobreng Banat

This is a collection of Mayabang na Banat at Matapobreng Banat ni Boy Banat, compiled from other websites, forums and in youtube.  Not advisable to use to other people, this may really hurt their feelings.   If your have your own Mayabang na Banat, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: mayabang na banat.  Enjoy!!


Excuse me! Teh!,
Hindi tayo Level!

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Bakit Magkano ka ba?
Baka gusto mo bilhin kita!

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Kung sinasabi nilang mayabang ako, oo, mayabang ako.
At napakaraming dahilan na ipinagmamayabang ko." - Vice Ganda

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Sa isang enrollment
Rich Student: nagbayad ka na ng tuition fee?
Student: "i'm a scholar."
Rich student: "ah? poor ka?"

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Mayabang na banat sa opisina:
Yan lang sweldo mo?
Sweldo mo, tax ko lang
ito isa pa:
"Ilabas mo ITR mo nang magkaalaman na
kung sino mas malaking kinikita kita sa atin dalawa?"

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"Mas mahal pa ang gupit ng buhok
ko sa pagkatao mo."
"O ayan, para may malamon naman kayo ngayon!"

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Sa isang School Canteen,
Imbes na kumain kami ng bestfreind ko nag ipod nalang kami...
nag tanong yung isa naming classmate (na hate namin)
kung magkano daw bili sa mga ipod namin sabi ko:

"Wag ka na magtanung, Can't Afford ka Teh! Pang Mayaman lang to"!

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Paawa effect ng isang kaibigan
Juan : Pasiensya na tol ah mahirap lang ako eh..
Boy Banat : Eh mahirap ka lang pala eh bakit ka sumasama sa amin? eh
mayayaman kami.. Gold Digger!

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Last Christmas, may antipatikang babae ang nag punta sa kapitbahay namin at
namamasko sabay banat ng ganito:
"Kung sabagay, araw ninyo ngayon, araw ng mga dukha!"

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Stranger: Sir, Pwede po bang makipagusap
Boy Banat: Sorry, you can't afford my billing rate"
* kapag naiinis ako at nayayabangan sa kausap.... this is my best statement...

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(Ito pambawi sa Mayayabang at Matapobre)
"Alam mo Huwag ka Mayabang kasi...Sa Totoo lang...
Makinis Pa ang P*wet ko sa Mukha mo"!
Sabay Alis..Hahaha..

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Boy Banat with Girl Banat Pamatay na Banat and Pick up lines

A collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is sweet banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Mayabang ba ako?
Girl Banat: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy Banat: Sabi kasi nila mayabang ako..
E ikaw lang naman pinagyayabang ko.

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Boy Banat: Bakit mo ako sinagot agad?
Girl Banat: Ang ligawan kasi hindi na pinapatagal.
Boy Banat: Eh, ano dapat ang pinapatagal?
Girl Banat: Ang relasyon

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Girl Banat : Anong Pangarap mo
Boy Banat : Ang Mapag isa
Girl Banat: SUNGET NAMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy Banat : Wee! Gusto Ko Mapagisa Ang Puso Nating Dalawa!
ang Cheessyy!

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Eksena sa Jeep ni Boy Banat at Girl Banat
Boy Banat: Girl, bayad ka na? (referring to jeepney fare..)
Girl Banat : OO, ba..(hindi pa natapos magsalita, hirit na agad ng..)
Boy Banat: Hindi nababayaran ang pag-ibig!


Si Girl Banat ay nakaupo sa bakanteng upuan.
Boy Banat: Miss, bakante ba? (referring to the chair..)
Girl Banat: yup.
Boy Banat: buti naman, wala pang laman ang puso mo,
sana'y mapunuan ko ito..

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Isang araw nag iisalang si Girl Banat na naglalakad
Boy Banat: miss, may kasama ka?
Girl Banat: wala
Boy Banat: gusto ko sanang makasama ka habang ako'y nabubuhay..

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Boy Banat : Ayoko sa mga taong nakapaligid sa mundo ko!
Girl Banat: Pati ba ako? T_T
Boy Banat : Hindi, Ikaw kaya yung mundong tinutukoy ko

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Boy Banat: Alam mo, sa ming magkakabarkada, ako lang ang panget...
Girl Banat: Wag mo naman maliitin sarili mo.
Boy Banat: Eh totoo naman eh
Girl Banat: Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?
Boy Banat: Eh kasi ba naman, si  "Pedro"mas panget, si "Juan" napakapanget, at
si Dodong, sus, pinakapanget! hiihih

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Boy Banat: miss, excuse me..
Girl Banat: yes???
Boy Banat: ako na ang pinakamasayang tao sa balat ng lupa!
i love you too! (feeling sinagot siya hahaha)

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Habang Magkasama si Boy Banat at Girl Banat,
Nagpanggap si Boy Banat na nahihirapan huminga
Boy Banat: *ubo* *ubo* naninikip dibdib ko... ang hirap huminga...
Girl Banat: ano nangyayari sa yo?
Boy Banat: hinika kasi ako mula ng makasama kita!
Girl Banat: ha? bakit?
Boy Banat: Because you take my breath away..

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Pamatay na Banat and Cheesy Lines Pick Up Lines

Here's a collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines. Also includes banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

"Ang Relasyon
Parang KAPE yan,
LUMALAMIG
Pag Napabayaan!"


Kung nasa laboratory ka at kasama mo ako,
anong english nun?
hmmmm...
di... YOU'RE IN LAB, WITH ME!"

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"Boy Banat: Paano ko ba matatagpuan ang PAG-IBIG?
Sumagot...
Girl: Aling Branch ba?"

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"Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo."

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"Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko."

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"Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player,
mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss."

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"Can i take your picture?
Because I want to show
Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!"

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"Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh"!

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"Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita."

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"Centrum ka ba?
Kasi you make my life complete!"

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"Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko."

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"Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo."

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"You are like my underwear..
Because I can’t last a day without you"!

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"Ibibili kita ng salbabida?
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko."

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"Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh."

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"May lisensya ka ba?
Because you’re driving me crazy eh."

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"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko."

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"May lahi ka bang aswang?
Ang pangit mo kasi eh.."

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"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako"

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"Usapang Medical naman
Sana nagka-asthma nalang ako,
para ikaw ang maging Nebulizer ko"

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"Sana I would be like ADVIL to relieve your pain,
TEMPRA to level your body heat,
ENERVON to give you extra energy,
and RED BULL to get you going"

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"Ito napapanahon
Dalawin mo naman ako sa November 1,
Patay na patay kasi ako sa'yo eh."

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"nasira Blackberry ko,
pero o.k lang yun ikaw naman Strawberry ko"

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"Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."

Monday, November 14, 2011

Pacman Funny Jokes

As I've watched the epic trilogy of Manny Pacquiao against with Juan Manuel "El Dinamita" Marquez yesterday. I realized that is the best chance for me to collect and list a Pacquiao Jokes that should be shared to my fellow "Kababayan". Hope you'll like it!

If your have your own Pacman or Pacquiao Jokes, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: pacman jokes.  This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

Freddie and Manny had heart to heart talk
Pacman: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!

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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang  egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

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Anak ni Pacman: Tay! Penge P20, bibili ako ng de lata.
Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Pacquiao: Paano?
Pacquiao: KANG GUDS!

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Isang araw pakatapos kumuha ng exam kasama ng best friend
nya na si Boboy:

Manny: kamusta yung exam mo.
Boboy: Wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?
Manny: Naku, blangko din yung papel ko. Lagot, baka sabihin ni titser nagkopyahan tayo.

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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...
Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?
Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!
Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!
Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, Eng Eng ka Pla eh!

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Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know...

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Pacman: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasaan ang sweets honey?
Pacman: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!


Si Manny habang inimbita ni PNOY sa isang Hapunan...
PNOY:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si PNOY sa waiter.
Waiter: And you, Sir?
Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

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Sabi ng isang Amerikano:
"Manny has a lot of American fans. but the Americans have a hard time cheering for Manny Pacquiao. They cannot shout his name because it will sound: "Manny *** Yow!"

Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes

Here's a collection of Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes.  If your have your own favorite Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny pinoy. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Tuition Fee

Alam mo yung feeling na hawak mo,
pero alam mong hinding hindi magiging sa'yo.
-Tuition Fee

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Killer: Father mangungumpisal po ako.
Father: ano ba kasalanan mo???
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 katao.
Father: BAkit??
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala??
Father: Dati, pero ngayon trip-trip lang.
Lolang Emo
"Isang araw habang nanunuod ako tumabi sakin ang lola ko...
ang haba ng buhok at itim na itim ang damit parang malungkot at may hawak na kutsilyo...
KINABAHAN ako.....
nag-isip ako....
nagsalita sya....
sabe......
"apo, bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"

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Pamasahe

Sa Isang Jeep
Pasahero: Mama, magkano po yong pasahe?
Driver: 8 pesos yong minimum.
Pasahero: (Dumukot ito sa bulsa para kunin yong pera niya, ngunit sa 'di sinasadyang dahilan kulang yong pamasahe niya.) Patay, kulang 'tong pera ko. Paano kaya ito? (Nag isip ito at lumingon sa driver. Napansin niya na duling ito. Sabi niya sa kanyang sarili, tama duling 'tong driver sigurado 'pag nagbigay ako Ng 3.50 di diya mapapansin na kulang 'tong pera ko, kasi doble 'yong paningin nito. Inabot niya sa driver 'yong pera.
Ngunit laking gulat niya nong may sinabi 'yong driver sa kanya.
Driver: Kulang ito!
Pasahero: Anong kulang? Di ba sabi mo 7peso 'yong minimum?
Driver: Oo nga 8 pesos. Eh! Dalawa kaya kayo.

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Holdaper na Mabait

Holdaper: Holdap to! Akina laman ng pitaka mo.
Biktima: Pasensya na po walang laman ang pitaka ko e.
Holdaper: Ganoon ba? Paano yan?
Biktima: Kung gusto niyo po kukuha muna ako sa bahay tapos balikan ko na lang kayo dito.
Holdaper: O sige. Aantayin na lang kita dito. Bumalik ka na lang pag may laman na yang pitaka mo. Buti na lang mabait ako.

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Bestfriend

Boy: tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito
Girl: ok ano ba sasabihin mo?
Boy: mahal na mahal kita lagi mo tandaan na andito lang ako lagi sa tabi mo!!!
Boy: ano natatandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: good pakisabi sa besfriend mo ha!!

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Grade

tatay: anak!! anong itong F sa card mo ha!!
anak: (nag-iisip) tatay Fasado po ibig sabihin niyan
tatay: Ahh akala ko Ferfect!!

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Madamot

Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.
Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa dadaanan ko, noong naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?
Juan: Nakakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot!
Pedro: Ganun ba?
Kuha ka na, kahit ilan!
May langka pa doon!

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Lab ako ni Tatay

ANAK: 'Tay! Sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?
TATAY: Syempre ikaw anak...
ANAK: Kaya pala kapag madaling araw,
ako po ay kinukumutan niyo
at si nanay naman po ay
hinuhubaran niyo...
sweet niyo talaga 'tay, a lab u....

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Sekyu

Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"
Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"
Army: "No pain, No gain!"
Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"

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Lasing

Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso...
Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy?
Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! 'Yong aso ang kausap ko!



 
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