Manny Pacquaio is very popular among Filipinos who really love boxing, but even if his popularity makes him a notable Filipino, his mother 'Aling Dionisia' is also making her career in the line of comedy which makes her popular on Pinoy Jokes because of her way of speaking. Here are some Aling Dionisia Funny Jokes that will certainly make you laugh hard and realize some funny moments that you can relate to.
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Sa Isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...Gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi, babalik na lang ako, magtitiis sa loob at
mag-aantay ng bagong makakapulot ng bote.
Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.
Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapatkasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)
Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.
Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
-sigaw ni aling dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa 'you is!'
Sa isang susyaling salon:
Gretchen B.: "i want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia: "i want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand."
Taob!! haha! Bentang-benta si Aling Dionisia.
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