Donya Ina Quotes and Jokes

Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes is another compilation of amusing and striking commentaries from now a well-Received " Social Media Momster "aka Dona Mother who earned an instant popularity through Bubble Gang's newest segment you and Mother . Lady Dona played superbly by Michael Jackson is now hitting the social networking sites Facebook and Twitter Such as. Probably created this character to tell us that not all trending activities are especially good at all When you're not in the Appropriate place or time to do it right. Such are some of the disturbing selfie, duck-face, taking pictures of everything and excessive hashtags.

So here's Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes to remind us of how we Should enjoy the advantages and the disadvantages of not consider social media: 

Grades

Children,

I know you're smart. But why should you try posting all grades to wall on Facebook? Do pagpost brains contribute to the grades you on Facebook? Not yet satisfied, you have tagged classmates you, to praise you and envy you.

What kaartehan and conceit that?

Please explain. Labyu.

Dona Mother

FIRST COMMENT

Children,

I found the comment on the status of your friends, "First to comment". Sure you receive one diploma nyan?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Braces

Children,

I know you already braces. But that does not mean you're beautiful nun ha? You just Nagmukha PIRANHA.

I Naexplain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Teary EYED

Children,

I saw you on FB picture you smiling and teary eyed more and more that quote "I'm smiling. But I'm dying." What kagagahan that?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Sleepiness

Children,

Why do you still awake? Yung read the way you post: "I also visited the duration of dormancy!" What madness ie nak? Wild climber ever drowsiness during long now and you kelangan visit?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

You can check out Bubble Gang You and Mother segment 

FANSIGN

Children,

What Do Yung nanaman status updated? "WHO WANTS FANSIGN?". Speaking earlier turned seselfie you with a paper with the name of the imaginary fans like? I just inquisitive. Celebrity you? What is it about fansign picture? Children, that you turn a blind. Did not you see? So many people would have you fansign. If you are feeling you're semi Ann Curtis. Push ahead Eh we just that! I also call that photographer photoshoot you can and practice we EDSA billboard Yung fansign you. 

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

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SEXY

Children,

Status to read, "The SEXY I really do." Not sexy son, you just skinny. What the iinambisyosa 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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ONLINE CONTEST

Children,

News I join nanaman an Online Contest. Likes Paramihan the Picture. To get candidates to run in elections. Peer busy people time you like a picture of you. Patu Do you Sendan nmana and I am more of you. "Please turn Picture palki LIKE me!" What madness that? Beautiful you nyan?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

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ABS

Children,

Many like to lalike the picture you do not see the abs you in the face? Yung true gygym did you or did phophotoshoot? What the handsome fefeeling nanaman ba?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

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Congressman

Children,

Why when naglike status or picture kelangan you all appreciate you? What are you? Congressman?

Please explain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

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PLEASE "LIKE"

Children,

What you chinat Yung in my view, "Hello guys, please like my profile picture. Thanks!" What pagmamaganda again 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Bubble Gang-Ikaw at ang Ina Funny Jokes

Bubble Gang-Ikaw at ang Ina Funny Jokes are fetched from Ikaw at ang Ina which is a new segment in Bubble Gang. The show is, by far, the longest running gag show in the Philippines. In addition to their wide range of gags, including recurring skits or role playing, Bubble Gang has conceptualized Ikaw at Ang Ina probably to spoof another real life but very common situations that involves people and social media.

Ikaw at ang Ina casts Michael V who acts superbly as the Ina who depicts a logical mother constantly questions behavior of her daughters indulged in social networking activities such as selfie and taking pictures of food before eating them then upload to Instagram and the like.

While this may spells "patama" for some social media sites users, Ikaw at ang Ina Funny Jokes is perfectly mixed with a comedic tone and the delivery of the lines makes this segments even more funnier.

Here's a first installment of Ikaw at Ang Ina Funny Lines and Wise Sayings that would surely make you laugh and realize that Ina is right :

HASHTAG

Anak,

Kailangan ba na punuin mo ng hashtag bawat post mo sa Instagram? nag post ka pa kung mas marami pa ang hashtag mo kesa sa picture mo. Ano to? HASHTAGRAM?

Paki Explain! Lab You!

- Ina

STARBUCKS

Anak,

Galing ka nanaman ba ng Starbucks? Ginawa mo nanamang studio ang Starbucks? nag pictorial nanaman ba kayo ng inorder mo? ung totoo? coffee shop yan o photo studio? 

Paki Explain! Lab U!

-Ina

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GM (Group Message)

Anak,
Kailangan ba na mag GM bago matulog? Yung totoo? Artista ka ba? may mga fans ka ba na mababaliw at maiiyak kapag naka tanggap sila ng text galing sayo? Sige sa halip na magdasal ka bagi matulog eh GM ang inaaatupag mo? anong pag mamaganda nanaman yan?

Sige nga! Paki Explain! Lab You!
-Ina

ONLINE CONTEST

Anak,

Balita ko sumali ka nanaman sa isang Online Contest. Paramihan ng Likes sa Picture. Para ka ng kandidato na tumakbo sa eleksyon. Busy sa pamimilit ng mga taong magla-like ng picture mo.  Patu ba nmana ako at sendan mo pa ng pm mo. "Please Palki LIKE naman ng Picture ko!" Anong kabaliwan yan? Maganda ka na nyan?

Paki Explain! Lab You!

-Ina

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FANSIGN

Anak,

Ano nanaman ba yung status update mo? "WHO WANTS FANSIGN?". Eto pala seselfie mo kanina na may kasamang papel na may pangalan ng mga imaginary fans mo? Matanong ko lang. Artista ka ba? Ano ba ang mayroon sa fansign na yan? Anak, pumikit ka nga. Di ba wala kang nakikita?

Ganyan karami ang taong gusto magkaroon ng fansign mo. Kung feeling mo ay mala Ann Curtis ka na. Sige Eh Push lang natin yan! Tatawag na rin ako ng photographer ng makapg photoshoot ka at maipa billboard natin sa EDSA yung fansign mo.

Paki Explain! Lab You!

-Ina

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