Here's a collection funny and humor Tagalog / Pinoy Funny Call Center Jokes which features conversation of a call center agent and a customer. These are for entertainment and fun only and no offense meant to our fellow call center agents. If you have your own favorite Pinoy / Tagalog Funny Call Center Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: call center, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!
Customer(bisaya): hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???...
CS: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Customer: Hende naman...
CS: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Customer: Ang alen?
CS: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Customer: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
CS: Di ba wala pong ring?
Customer: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!...
CS: aahhh... yung BILL?!!!
(hende kase nagve-verefie mabote...hahaha)
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CS: I w! as hoping you can take this survey with me...Would you have the time to do that, sir?
Contact: How long is this gonna to take?
CS: Mmm.. MGA three minutes....
(Wapak!..napatagalog eh hahahah)
Agent was asking the customer about the cost of his cable service:
Agent: Let me just ask you.... How much are paying with your current provider right now?
Customer: Well, I'm only paying $25.00 (--which is way cheaper than what the agent was offering)
Agent: (Surprised) MAGKANO??!!
(Napa-Tagalog eh ahahah)
TSR: It's C as in CAT.
TSR: C as in CAT. C-A-T... me0w me0w...
(ayuz! very specific na yan ha baka hindi m0 pa magets...)!
ethernet cord connected???...
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with alabama accent)
TS: Yung yellow cord, mheem...
(oh-oow ngee nehmeeennn..)
CS: Thank you for calling... this is Candy, how may I help you?
Cust: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
CS: No, sir, it's Candy...
Cust: Sorry, can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
CS: No, sir.. Candy, sir... Candy... as in Storck!!!
(Sana Cotton Candy na sinabi mo teh.. hahahah...)
Agent verifying info from customer:
Agent: Is that a P for..... (thinking)... Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like BING-BONG.
May Masisi lang
CS Agent: Thanks for calling Dell this is Mary how can I help you?
Caller(irate): I hate Dell! You should stop producing Vista! Vista SUCKS!!!
CS Agent: I do understand where you are coming from, but you see maam Microsoft is the company the created Vista not Dell.
Caller: .... oh (Hangs up)
(May masisi lang...Pahiya ng onti, walang bawe.. Hahaha!..)
Spoiled Brat Kid
CS: Thank you for calling .........my name is .........how can I help you?
Caller: My daughter purchase tickets using my CC I want a refund.
CS: I apologize for that inconvenience but all sales are final no refunds or exchanges.
Caller: Well she is a spoil Brat uncontrollable kid what can we do about that?
CS: Im sorry ma'm but I'm afraid I can't help you with that maybe you can try a Juvenile Correctional Facility.HANG UP.
(Hahaha..UU nga bakit hindi mo Itali anak mo teh hahah)
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