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Showing posts with label Pinoy Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pinoy Jokes. Show all posts

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

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Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kampupot po.
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po.
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.
HR: SINGLE?
Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

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What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

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Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE
Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??


AMNESIA BOY
Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

Ngongo Funny Jokes

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Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes is a vast collection of funny people who are speaking nasally with a touch of  funny lines. This NOT to make fun to any individual who are with physical deformity but those one who speaks in a muffled way or slang for an ignorant person. To understand more, why not check out this list of Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes that are worth to share with your friends:

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.
Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!
Genie: Matutupad!
Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?
Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki

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(Si Ngongo ay pumunta sa isang tindahan para bumili ng soda.)
"Mabili nga o nang Mebsi." Ang sabi niya.

"Anong sabi mo?", ang tanong ni Mang Gaston na siga ng lugar.
"Meb-si! Meb-si!", sigaw ni Ngongo.

"Aba at huwag mo 'kong sisigawan", ang galit ni Mang Gaston at sinakal niya si Ngongo. "Anong gusto mong bilihin h*y*p ka?"

"Ngok, ngok", hindi makahinga si Ngongo.
"Eh Coke lang pala, hindi mo masabi ng mahusay."

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