Pacman Funny Jokes

As I've watched the epic trilogy of Manny Pacquiao against with Juan Manuel "El Dinamita" Marquez and the epic match with Floyd Mayweather. I realized that is the best chance for me to collect and list a Pacquiao Jokes that should be shared to my fellow "Kababayan". Hope you'll like it!

If your have your own Pacman or Pacquiao Jokes, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: pacman jokes. This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

Freddie and Manny had heart to heart talk
Pacman: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!

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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang  egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

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Anak ni Pacman: Tay! Penge P20, bibili ako ng de lata.
Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Pacquiao: Paano?
Pacquiao: KANG GUDS!

Isang araw pakatapos kumuha ng exam kasama ng best friend

nya na si Boboy:

Manny: kamusta yung exam mo.

Boboy: Wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?

Manny: Naku, blangko din yung papel ko. Lagot, baka sabihin ni titser nagkopyahan tayo.

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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, Eng Eng ka Pla eh!

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Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?

Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.

Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?

Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know...

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Pacman: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.

Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasaan ang sweets honey?

Pacman: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!

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Si Manny habang inimbita ni PNOY sa isang Hapunan...

PNOY:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si PNOY sa waiter.

Waiter: And you, Sir?

Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

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Sabi ng isang Amerikano:

"Manny has a lot of American fans. but the Americans have a hard time cheering for Manny Pacquiao. They cannot shout his name because it will sound: "Manny *** Yow!"

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Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes

Here's a collection of Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes.  If your have your own favorite Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny pinoy. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Tuition Fee

Alam mo yung feeling na hawak mo,
pero alam mong hinding hindi magiging sa'yo.
-Tuition Fee

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Killer: Father mangungumpisal po ako.
Father: ano ba kasalanan mo???
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 katao.
Father: BAkit??
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala??
Father: Dati, pero ngayon trip-trip lang.
Lolang Emo
"Isang araw habang nanunuod ako tumabi sakin ang lola ko...
ang haba ng buhok at itim na itim ang damit parang malungkot at may hawak na kutsilyo...
KINABAHAN ako.....
nag-isip ako....
nagsalita sya....
sabe......
"apo, bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"

Pamasahe

Sa Isang Jeep
Pasahero: Mama, magkano po yong pasahe?
Driver: 8 pesos yong minimum.
Pasahero: (Dumukot ito sa bulsa para kunin yong pera niya, ngunit sa 'di sinasadyang dahilan kulang yong pamasahe niya.) Patay, kulang 'tong pera ko. Paano kaya ito? (Nag isip ito at lumingon sa driver. Napansin niya na duling ito. Sabi niya sa kanyang sarili, tama duling 'tong driver sigurado 'pag nagbigay ako Ng 3.50 di diya mapapansin na kulang 'tong pera ko, kasi doble 'yong paningin nito. Inabot niya sa driver 'yong pera.
Ngunit laking gulat niya nong may sinabi 'yong driver sa kanya.
Driver: Kulang ito!
Pasahero: Anong kulang? Di ba sabi mo 7peso 'yong minimum?
Driver: Oo nga 8 pesos. Eh! Dalawa kaya kayo.

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Holdaper na Mabait

Holdaper: Holdap to! Akina laman ng pitaka mo.
Biktima: Pasensya na po walang laman ang pitaka ko e.
Holdaper: Ganoon ba? Paano yan?
Biktima: Kung gusto niyo po kukuha muna ako sa bahay tapos balikan ko na lang kayo dito.
Holdaper: O sige. Aantayin na lang kita dito. Bumalik ka na lang pag may laman na yang pitaka mo. Buti na lang mabait ako.

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Bestfriend

Boy: tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito
Girl: ok ano ba sasabihin mo?
Boy: mahal na mahal kita lagi mo tandaan na andito lang ako lagi sa tabi mo!!!
Boy: ano natatandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: good pakisabi sa besfriend mo ha!!

Grade

tatay: anak!! anong itong F sa card mo ha!!

anak: (nag-iisip) tatay Fasado po ibig sabihin niyan

tatay: Ahh akala ko Ferfect!!

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Madamot

Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.

Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at

bumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa dadaanan ko, noong naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan: Nakakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot!

Pedro: Ganun ba?

Kuha ka na, kahit ilan!

May langka pa doon!

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Lab ako ni Tatay

ANAK: 'Tay! Sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?

TATAY: Syempre ikaw anak...

ANAK: Kaya pala kapag madaling araw,

ako po ay kinukumutan niyo

at si nanay naman po ay

hinuhubaran niyo...

sweet niyo talaga 'tay, a lab u....

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Sekyu

Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"

Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"

Army: "No pain, No gain!"

Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"

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Lasing

Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso...

Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy?

Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy!

Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! 'Yong aso ang kausap ko!

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Christian Quotes and Sayings

Here's a Christian Quotes that will inspire you to walk in God's Will. A Christian Quotes which easily recognized and familiar with, a collection of God's Will quotes that will give you positive effect in your lives and you care about. Enjoy!

Don't worry about hard times because

some of the most beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes.

Live with NO REGRETS because everything

happens for a reason.

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"Worthy is he who remember to thank

the Lord for all his blessings

But admirable is he who still thank

God inspite of pain.."

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"Lord thank you for TRUE

people who ENRICH my life

& make it MEANINGFUL by

their LOVE let them live

under your care and BLESS them

always...Good Day!!!"

"God has no iPhone , but I talk to him . He has no Facebook , but he is still my friend . He does not have a twitter , but I still follow him . And even without internet , i'm still in contact with him . Post this as your status if you think God is great and your NOT ashamed."!

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"Everything that you lose has its own way of returning back to you,

The funny thing is, its not always the way you expect it,

Sometimes its even more.."

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The Lord says:

“These people come near to me with their mouth

and honor me with their lips,

but their hearts are far from me.

Their worship of me

is made up only of rules taught by men."

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God chooses what the world abuses. You are not a surprise to God He knew what He was picking when He picked you. It's time you recognize who you truly are A CHILD OF GOD. So go out there and let His light shine through you

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"For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

JOHN 3:16.

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"Ascribe to the LORD the glory due his name;

bring an offering and come into his courts."

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"If it weren't for the optimist, the pessimist would never know how happy he wasn't."

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"Dear Lord, I pray that whoever reads this shall have Your comfort, joy, peace,

love and guidance and be carried by You - I may not know their troubles, but You do"

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"Exalt the LORD our God

and worship at his holy mountain,

for the LORD our God is holy."

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"Be a sinner and sin strongly,

but more strongly have faith and rejoice in Christ."

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Pinoy Love Quotes, Tagalog Love Quotes and Cheesy Lines

Love can be many things,it can also be on many levels. But expressing love is not only about why are you expressing it but also how you are expressing it. Here are some Pinoy Love Quotes, Tagalog Love Quotes and Cheesy Lines that you can send or say to your special someone. They are humorous quotes and saying that can light up every dull moments that you are together.

"Huwag kang titikim ng Masarap,

para hindi ka maghanap at...

Huwag mo sasarapan ang pagpapatikim,

para Hindi ka Hanapin..."

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"Sabi mo mahal mo ko. Sabi mo di mo ko iiwan. 

Sabi mo hihintayin mo ko.

Saglit lang akong nawala, iba na kasama mo. 

Ang daya talaga.

Dahil ba sa mahal mo lang ako kapag wala siya?"

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“Minsan kala mo nakalimutan na kita

Akala mo di kita miss

Kala mo wala akong pakialam..

Kala mo lang un!

Di kana nasanay,

Alam mo naming mahal kita eh..

Gusto pa sinasabi.”

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"Masarap pag may taong nandyan umaalala at nagmamahal syo...

masarap rin naman kung my inaalala, iniingatan at minamahal mo...

pero kung dalawa sila...

sino pipiliin mo???

ang mahal mo o ang taong nagmamahal syo?"

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“Ang sarap alalahanin ng nakaraan.. yung tawanan, asaran, kulitan!

Alam mo ba yung tunay na dahilan kung bakit masarap alalahanin un?

Kasi andun `KA` kasama `KO`.”

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"Marami ang nabubuhay ng Masaya dahil sa salitang Mahal Kita..

Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang un!

Bakit? Kasi mas marami ang bibig na sinungaling kesa sa pusong nagmamahal!"

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"Sa buhay maraming beses kang mag-mamahal,

Pero may isang tao na dadating na hindi mo makakalimutan

Hindi man sya ang makakatuluyan mo

Pero sya naman yun taong mag-bibigay kahulugan sa buhay mo."

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"Ang mas masakit pa doon,

Kahit ayaw nang maramdaman ng pagkatao natin

ang sakit ayun pa din siya.. kahit naghihingalo na tumitibok pa rin.,

sa maling tao pa."

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“Mahirap maging Masaya

Mahirap tumawa kapag nasasaktan ka na

Mahirap magkunwari na ayaw mo ng umasa

Pero ang pinakamahirap sa lahat

Ay ang magmahal ako ng iba para lang makalimutan ka.”

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"Hindi tamang itulak palayo

ang taong nagmamahal sayo

para lang mapatunayan mo

kung babalik siya dahil mahal ka nya..

Dahil ayon sa pag-aaral,

anumang itinulak palayo, ay sadyang lalayo."

"Sa lalaking tunay na love ka,

hindi mo na kailangan,

mag paganda ng bongang bonga,

dahil mahal ka pa rin nito

kahit bagong gising ka pa!"

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"Hindi ko hiniling na dumating

yung matalinong tao sa buhay ko,

ang tanging gusto ko lang ay

yung taong BOBO pagdating sa panloloko."

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"Sabi ng mga lalaki : ang mga babae, parang barbie

pwede mong pag laruan kung kelan mo gusto ..

Sabi naman ng mga babae: Ang tunay na lalaki,

Hindi naglalaro ng Barbie! Korek?"

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"Huwag kang umasa sa taong PURO SALITA

hangga't wala syang ginagawa,

wala kang dahilan para maniwala."

Words that we simply express everytime we make our love ones happy are just small memories that we can keep as we grow old. These Pinoy Love Quotes, Tagalog Love Quotes and Cheesy Lines are just part of what memories we are creating. But we should always remember that words are just words if we won't act upon it. Stay updated here at www.boybanat.com and fb.com/akosiboybanat as we have more features that you can relate to.

Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Jokes

A collection of Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Banat Jokes by Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is "basagan" banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: basag. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Pag iniwan ba kita, iiyak ka?

Girl Banat: Shempre, mapipigilan ba ang.... Tears of joy?

Hahahaha Wapak! Basag!

Boy Banat : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.

Girl Banat: Oo nga Eh ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.

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Boy Banat : Hello..

Girl Banat : Hello..

Boy Banat : Kumain ka na..?

Girl Banat: Kumain ka na..?

Boy Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy Banat : I Love You..

Girl Banat : Oo, kumain na ako..

Hahahah..Basag!!!

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Boy Banat: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl Banat: wla bkit?

Boy Banat: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl Banat: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy Banat: (confused)bkit?

Girl Banat: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy Banat: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?

Girl Banat: sori. wala kaming stairs...

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Boy Banat: May I hold ur hand?

Girl Banat: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.

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Boy Banat: I would go to da end of the world for you..

Girl Banat: really? wag ka na ring bumalik

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Boy Banat: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..

G: wala ka bang nanay?

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Boy Banat: sabihin mong mahal mo ko

Girl Banat: mahal mo ko

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Boy Banat: alam ko sa sarili ko mahal kita....

Girl Banat: talaga?? buti ka pa alam mo yan.. ako hindi...

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Boy Banat: mahal, i want to dance like this forever

Girl Banat: dont you want to improve?

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Boy Banat : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !

Girl Banat : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA

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Boy Banat: i love you , please text back !

Girl Banat: back !

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Boy Banat: Do have a boyfriend?

Girl Banat: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..

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Boy Banat: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl Banat: Oo.

Boy Banat: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl Banat: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

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Happiness Quotes and Sayings

Here’s inspirational quotes which focused on Happiness  made by famous people. I hope you enjoy them. These are happiness quotes to help you remember one of the most important purpose of your life. If your have your own happiness quotes and sayings, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: happiness. Enjoy!

5 Simple Rules for Happiness
1. FREE your heart from hatred
2. FREE your mindfor worries
3. Live SIMPLY
4. GIVE More
5. Expect LESS

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"Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence."-Aristotle

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"Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it."-William Feather

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"The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure."-Francoise de Motteville

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"Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity."-Carl Jung

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"It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy."-George Lorimer

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"Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort."-Franklin Roosevelt

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"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it."-Elizabeth Gilbert

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"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."-Helen Keller

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"The happiest people in the world are those who feel absolutely terrific about themselves, and this is the natural outgrowth of accepting total responsibility for every part of their life."-Brian Tracy

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"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."-Albert Schweitzer

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"If you want happiness for an hour – take a nap. If you want happiness for a day – go fishing. If you want happiness for a month – get married. If you want happiness for a year – inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime – help someone else."-Chinese Proverb

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"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you."-Nathaniel Hawthorne

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"We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same."-Anne Frank

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"All happiness comes from the desire for others to be happy. All misery comes from the desire for oneself to be happy."-Shantideva

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