Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!

Tagalog Taray Lines

Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.

Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”

Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..

Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)

sagot ko…

Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!