Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 

Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?

"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,

Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"

"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day

Dahil isang raw lang yun.

Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at

makakasama mo habambuhay!"

"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin

Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako

Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,

yun pala miss mo lang siya."

"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,

Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan

hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."

"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,

pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."

"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,

wag lang yung taong mahal ko,

baka matikman mo kung

ano ang KUNG FU ."

Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"

"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,

Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal

"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama

Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"

If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Sweet Tagalog Quotes for Happy Hearts Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. It’s another special occasion that most people celebrate in the second month of the year and they see it as a perfect time to showcase their unending love to their special someone. A whole day devoted solely to love. A time of the year when red roses and other flowers seem to bloom the best; when chocolates are sweetest than ever. Many monthsaries are celebrated on this day. This day is not also for romantic love but also a time when we celebrate friendship.

As this special day approaches, let your special someone, your significant other, or your friends and loved ones know how much they mean to you. We have these Tagalog Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share as Facebook status, messages, send as an email or even write in a card. Hope you'll like it!

"Halimbawa bang  i-TAG kaya kita sa PUSO KO?

Pwede kayang i-LIKE mo ko?

Happy Valentines Day!"

"Asintado naman masyado itong si Kupido,

Sapul na sapul nya ang puso ko

kaya ako ngayon ay baliw sa pagmamahal sa iyo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa darating na Valentines's Day

gusto ko ikaw ang magiging Prinsipe ng buhay ko.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa araw ng mga Puso, iisa lang ang gusto ko makasama

Ikaw yun at wala ng iba pa. Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pagmamahal hindi natatapos

sa pagsabi mo ng ‘I love you’

Dun pa lang nagsisimula.

Dapat patunayan mo sa kanya

na tunay ang nararamdaman mo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng isang diamante na pinakaiingat-ingatang tunay.

Hindi ako papayag na ikaw ay masaktan kahit kaunti lamang.

I Love You and Happy Hearts Day!"

"Alay ko sa iyo ang aking taos-pusong pagmamahal.

Ikaw lang ang nag-iisa dito sa aking buhay.

I Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pag-ibig ay matagumpay

kung ito ay sasamahan ng tiwala at pag-asa.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng pagmamahal ko sa aking sarili.

Minsan nga ay mas higit pa.

Happy Valentines Day!"

If you have you own Valentines Day or Hearts Day Quotes, even in english or tagalog.  Feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog True Friend Quotes and Sayings that Worth to Keep

In life, we always try to find those people whom we will share our memories. We try to pick the most compatible friends for us, the ones that we will entrust our secrets and all things that matters for us. And we all know that your best friend is almost like your brother or sister. Try sending these Tagalog True Friend Quotes and Sayings that Worth to Keep so that you can show them how special they are for you. Words may not be enough to showcase how you feel for them but the feelings that you will share through these quotes will definitely make them realize that friendships are not to be taken for granted.

Ang Tunay na Magkaibigan nag-aasaran,

naglalaitan pero hindi Nag-iiwanan.

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan, mas bitter pa sayo,

kapag nalamang sinaktan ka ng taong mahal mo"

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan,

kahit may tampuhan man hindi nangbubunyag ng sikreto yan".

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan kahit busog pa yan,

Pag nanglibre ka, kakain at kakain yan.”

“Ang tunay na kaibigan ay hindi nagagalit kapag ininsulto mo.

Sa halip ay mag-iisip sila ng mas nakakalokang pang-asar sa'yo.”

"Hindi lahat ng kaibigan, dapat pinapayuhan.

Paminsan-minsan kailangan mo lang silang batukan para matauhan".

"Ang mga kaibigan ay parang mga prutas. May dalawang klase yan:

yung isa "Seasonal" at yung naman "For all seasons.”

"Okay lang mawala sa akin ang taong minsan kong minahal.

Huwag lang ang mga kaibigan kong may pagka-baliw" hahaha

“Di baleng magkaroon ng kaibigang magulo. atlis siya ay totoo.

Hindi yung kaibigang akala mo’y Santi. Yun pala Siraulo.”

"Kapag ang cellphone mo nalaglag makapag panic wagas!

pero pag tropa ang nalaglag makatawa parang wala ng bukas!”

Friends are hard to find, but if you already found those people whom you'll trust every ups and downs, it is surely not a thing to regret. Let spread more words of appreciation. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and like our facebook page www.fb.com/akosiboybanat. 

Finally Found Someone Best Quotes and Hugot Lines

Finally Found Someone is a romantic comedy film starring Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz. This the fourth and reunion movie project made by John Lloyd and Sarah made under Star Cinema and Viva Films following the three (3) successful movies: A Very Special Love, You Changed My Life and It Takes a Man and a Woman. The movies is about the girl (Aprilyn played by Sarah) who is left by his groom on the day of their wedding but eventually trends online. When the time of her grief then she meets this guy (Raffy who played by John Lloyd) who works at a public relations agency hired by the father of the groom who will help her move on. Finally Found Someone is already earned a whopping over ₱300 million worldwide.

With a huge success of the movie, we listed down some of  of unforgettable, cute kakakilig quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone movie. Hope you enjoy it!

“I fixed you. You broke me,

Now, look what you’ve done."

“Dear Future Husband,

nasaan ka na?

“Ganito ako magmahal.

Ganito ko kayo mamahalin.”

“Dear Future Husband,

today is the worst day of my life.”

“Future Husband, nais kong malaman mo na

hindi ako mapapagod na hanapin ka.”

“Dear Future Husband, alam mo anong oras na?

Oras na para dumating ka.”

“Social serye. Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Nagpatawad. Binalikan.”

“Love deserves a second chance,

and I am the girl who gives second chances.”

“Kung sobrang daming problema mo,

puwede mong i-double time (ang pagkembot).”

“Finally, kapag wala na ang lungkot,

may ibabalik naman tayo: the love in her eyes.”

“Single ka pala? Kaya pala.

Medyo masungit ang walang love life, no?”

“Takot kang tumandang mag-isa

kaya gusto mo magka-love life.”

“It was never about the person.

It was about the dream.”

“Dear Future Wife, today is a tough day. I broke the heart of a friend.

Sana okay ang araw mo. If hindi, sana bukas pareho tayong okay.”

“Ayoko kasing may pagkakaibigang masisira

dahil sa hindi pagkakaintindihan.”

“I am the girl who gives second chances ‘di ba?

So I am giving myself a second chance.”

“Dear Future Husband, aayusin ko muna ang sarili ko.

Sana mahintay mo ako.”

“Dear Future Wife, Ikaw na ba ang nasa harap ko?

Kapag tumingin ka, ikaw na nga.

“Alam mo kung bakit ka tatandang mag-isa?

Dahil takot kang sabihin ang totoong nararamdaman mo.

Ako hindi. I have fallen in love with you.”

“Pagod na akong magsinungaling,

Pagod na akong magkunwari.”

“I’ll be telling my biggest truth.

I am willing to gain the only thing that matters.”

If you have you own list of quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines

Kita Kita Movie is a romantic comedy movie film starring by actress Alessandra De Rossi and comedian Empoy Marquez. The movie is about the two Filipinos living and who've met in Sapporo, Japan. Alessandra played a tour guide and with eventually suffer a temporary blindness, while Empoy who just lived across Alessandra's house with always looking and secretly fall in love with her. Suprisingly, Kita Kita Movie really hits box office which now earns a whopping P250 million on its 3rd week in cinemas. 

Because of the huge success of the movie, let us give you partial of kakakilig, funny and cute banat lines of Tonyo (played by Empoy) and hopefully the next batch will be on Lea (Alessandra). Hope you enjoy this Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines:

“May mga bagay na kailangan mong paghirapan

bago mo makuha.”

“Nagluto pala ako ng turon. Matamis.

Baka kailangan mo ng asukal. Ang asim kasi ng mukha mo.”

“Sabi nya kapag hindi kita pinakasalan,

ipakukulong niya ako.”

“Noong nakakakita ka, ‘di mo ako nakita.

Nang mabulag ka, doon mo lang ako nakita.”

“Actually, hindi ako nakatulog kagabi.

Inisip ko lahat ng masasakit na sinabi mo.”

“Eh, ano kung bulag ka,

ako naman ang magsisilbing mata mo eh.”

“Kailangan kumain ng repolyo para sumaya ka!”

“Bulag na bulag na ako sa pag-ibig.”

“Nagugutom ako kapag nakarinig ako ng bell.

Naaalala ko ang recess.”

Isang beses lang ako nagmahal.

Masama ba magmahal ng isa lang?”

If you have you own favorite Kita Kita Movie Quotes and Banat Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook page (/akosiboybanat) for the latest features.

Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver

It seems that Uber and Grab's local woes is not over as the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) will apprehend and fine Uber and Grab drivers starting July 26. The move put LTFRB under scrutiny of netizens as they show support on these popular ride-sharing apps. Uber and Grab have been popular after they offer a more convenient means of transportation for Filipino commuters that somewhat hurt traditional taxi services. Can we blame their app users? We have heard a lot of news about taxi drivers harassing and assaulting passengers.

You may have also encountered taxi drivers who already mastered their "alibi" whenever a passenger would tell the drop off place. They have so much to say but most of those "rude" drivers are the ones who now complain against Uber and Grab. While the government agency seems to be on the side of the traditional transport services, many commuters are appealing to LTFRB not to deprive them of a better transport option and lauded the TNCs as dependable.

Let's wait and see how far this will go. If you are one of the commuters who give regular taxi services thumbs down, you will relate to these Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver.

"Ma'am, Puede na po maglakad na lang kayo,
Medyo mahaba traffic kasi eh."

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"Boss, Plus P50 na lang po,
traffic kasi doon eh"

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"Sir! gawin mo ng P250,
Medyo malayo dun eh"

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"Sorry po! Pa-garahe na po ako eh"

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"Naku Mam, Sira po metro ko eh,
Flat rate na lang."

"Ayoko dun!
Hindi po ako papunta doon eh."

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"Sa iba na lang,
Pa-Garahe na kasi ako"

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"Wala po kayo barya? Wala akong panukli
Kakapasada/labas ko pa lang eh"

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"Meron po ba kayong alam na mas mabilis na daan?
Ito lang kasi alam kong daan eh."

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"Ang layo po!
Baka puede dagdagan nyo na lang"

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"Sir saan kayo? Makati ba? Trapik po dun
Ma'am saan kayo? City hall lang ba? sakay na po!"

If you have other Nakakaasar na Banat/Alibi ng mga Taxi Driver to share, we will be glad to have it featured here. You can also visit www.boybanat.com or Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more reads to enjoy.