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Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes

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Here are funny and spooky Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, made just for this halloween and for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: halloween jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak…T@ng!n@ naman, wala tayong yaya!

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Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!



If someone leaves you, don’t dare cry, smile and be happy. Pero bago mo sya palayain, ipagtapat mo ito sa kanya: isa akong DYOSA, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

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Tip for a Long Life: Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!…try nyo kaya!LOL!

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Isn’t it nice to be in bed,and someone's with you to watch you, touch your hair down to your back, and whisper to you.. “HANAPIN MO ANG PUMATAY SAKIN!!” haha











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Tagalog Halloween Banat and Pickup Lines

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Catholic Christians and other Christian faiths celebrated the All Saints day on November 1, and in Catholic consider this as mandatory holiday. The following day, November 2 they celebrated it as All Souls day, which Catholic beliefs about the souls in Purgatory (temporary punishment by which those who die in a state of grace are believed to be made ready for Heaven) are especially remembered.

Here's a extensive collection of funny, spooky and scariest Tagalog Halloween Banat and Pickup Lines, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat halloween, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pag ako namatay, gusto ko itong cel ko kasama sa kabaong ko
para pag namimiss mo ko, tetext mo na lang , tapos malay mo...
unlimited ako, text text tayo heheehe

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Gusto mo bang masama sa isang pelikula? kasama mo pa nga sila, FPJ, Nida Blanka, Rudy Fernandez, Babalu at Rico Yan? Ang pamagat ng pelikula, Ikaw na lang ang hinihintay! ano payag ka ba?!? XD



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Bago ka matulog: pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo.. ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo… kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba..? Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan na ba ang ulo nya..? Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa.. Cge tulog ka na Gud nyt!..ingat!

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Darating rin ang araw, mapapasakin rin yang katawan mo. -Sementeryo

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Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong loved ones sa
sementeryo? Text DALAW ON at e send sa 2366 Sila mismo ang
dadalaw sayo Text na! hehehehhe….

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Halloween Tagalog Scary Stories

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Do you believe ghosts exist or encounters surreal supernatural things? Here's a Halloween Tagalog Scary Story and hoping you'll not to experience it. If you have your own paranormal experience about Halloween Tagalog Scary Story, we would love to hear it and share it here, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: scary story, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

One night a student was riding in a Jeepney, she was the only passenger

Suddenly, she noticed that the driver
changed it's route, not to the place she supposed to go.
she asked the driver..

" Manong di po ata ito daan papunta sa dorm koh.."

(after 5 minutes.)



The driver went back to the right way,
and when they arrived at the dorm, before the girl down,
the driver told her:

"Neng, pagpasok mo hubarin mo kaagad damit mo
at kung pwede sunugin mo.Iniba ko ung ruta ko kasi
pagtingin ko sa salamin kanina,

"Wala kang Ulo"..

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Halloween Famous Quotes by Famous People

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Halloween also known as All Hallows' Eve, It's comes around once a year and observed around the world on October 31, the eve before the Western Christian feast of All Hallows. People celebrating Halloween by decorating the outside of their house with lots of stuff to scare those who dare walk up to their door, while kids are giggled with delighted terror as they knock on neighbors door, yelling, "Trick or Treat".

Here's a extensive collection of best, spooky and scariest Halloween Famous Quotes by Famous People, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Halloween Famous Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: famous halloween, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

William Shakespeare
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"
Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.




Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'
Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.–

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Nicholas Gordon
On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park

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John Kendrick Bangs
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Specter struts Along the moonlit way.

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Carolyn Wells
You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.

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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

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Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light,
I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open.

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