Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsimoso

If you're a type of person who doesn't like gossip, especially the people who make them, well this read is for you. Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsismoso is an assortment of lines and quotes perfect for those gossip-makers. These so-called tsismosa at tsismoso are the type of people who loves to talk about other people's lives. It might be because of insecurity, hatred, or they just don't have anything else to do. Whether we like it or not, whatever we do, people will always have something to say.

Kung hindi kayang itikom ang bibig...
buksan na lang ang isip...
Kung ang kasasalita ay di mapigilan...
Magsalita ka na lang nang may kabuluhan

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Ang tunay na Tsismosa,
nakikipagtsismisan pa din kahi paos na.

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes

Are you really a Real Man? are you aware that real men stay faithful? They don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own? If not, check out this list of Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes that you can share with. If you have your own favorite  Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tunay na lalake. Hope you'll like it!

Ang tunay na lalake, pag nagseselos, hahanap ng pader para suntukin,
Hindi yung hahanap ng ibang babae para landiin!

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Ang tunay na lalaki, gumagawa ng paraan hindi puro dahilan.

Check out this video commercial  about a good example of being "Tunay na Lalake" on Youtube

Ang tunay na lalaki kapag naka buntis, hindi umaalis.

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Dapat sa lalaki, nagiging INSPIRASYON, hindi konsumisyon.

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Ang Tunay na Lalaki Expert sa Pagpapahalaga sa isang Babae.

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Ang tunay na lalake, hahawakan ang iyong kamay ng babae, kukunin iyong bag,
at yayakapin ang babae kapag ito ay umiiyak.

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Ang tunay na lalake, marunong rumespeto ng babae, mapagwapo man siya o hindi.

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Ang lalaking torpe kahit " I love you " lang hindi pa masabi! hihihi

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Ang tunay na LALAKI hindi lilingon kapag may pogi dadaan.

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Ang matinong lalaki kahit may pagkakataong mambabae, hindi parin nya gagawin kahit anong mangyari.

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Mabaho

Check out this collection of Banat sa mga Mabaho. If your have your own Banat sa Mabaho, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: banat sa mabaho.  Enjoy!!

Aray naman! Ang sakit manampal ng hininga mo ha!
ito pa isang bersyon:
Hindi naman mashadong NANANAMPAL yang HININGA mo! ilang taon ka di  nagsipilyo?"

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Hoy gabi na, Amoy Tanghali ka pa rin!"

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Juan: Ang baho naman! (sabay takip ng ilong)
Pedro: Yung bibig mo kasi takpan mo! hindi yang ilong mo.. sumisingaw!

Trashtalk ng mga Dota Boys
Juan: Amoy Kang Hotdog!
Pedro: Dami mong alam, maligo lang hinde!
Monster Kill!!!!

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Hala! naka-nganga ka lang pala kala ko nakaapak ka ng t.@.e

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Huwaw! grabe ang lufet ng hininga mo nalulusaw ang braincells ko!

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Ew! ang baho ng utot mo kumakapit sa damit
ito pa isa pang bersyon:
Pag uutot ka,tatagilid ka para wag sa bibig mo lumabas..."

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English naman
Are there cockroaches around? Your perfume smells like baygon.

here's another one;
Nice perfume. must you marinate in it?

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines

February is the Love Month, the time to celebrate the Valentine's Day and celebrating with your special someone. Some are searching for a partner and someone to date with, but before going anywhere or celebrate it, dont forget to bring this Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines for your special someone.  Here's a collection of Pinoy Valentine Day Pick Up Lines and if you have your own favorite Pinoy Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: valentine pickup. Hope you'll like it!

How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

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“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

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Suicide.
Homicide.
Insecticide.
Lahat nalang pamatay.
Pero kung gusto mo ng pampabuhay.
Try mo.
“BY MY SIDE”:)

Girl:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Boy: bkit walang U?
Girl: o0o0ps!. . Sorry “I MISS U”

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Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUUUUUUUUUUUUVWXYZ

Girl: bkit andaming U?
Boy: kse “I LOVE U”

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Girl: Hoy, STALKER ka ba?
Boy: hindi ah!
Girl: eh bat mo ko sinusundan?
boy: wala lang, sabi kasi ng nanay ko
“FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS”

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Boy: Ui! lumindol ah? Ramdam Mo?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Nakita ko kasi ang mahal ko ..lumindol tuloy ang puso ko.
Entensity You. Magnitude Me. Epicenter Love.

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Girl: Ayoko na! ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat nang akin.
hndi na ako babalik pa!
Boy: Hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!!
Girl: Ano?
BOy: AKO!

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Boy: He must be so happy!
Girl: Who?
Boy: Your father.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

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Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

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Boy: You seem like a sweet person. . .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Will you mind if I taste you to find out?

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

If you have you own Filipino Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook  (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) Page for the latest features.

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These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.

I got to know you and learned wonderful things

and ended up falling in love with you.

But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.

Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Sweet Love Quotes and Messages

Sweet Love Quotes and Messages is a beautiful selection of love quotes that you can share with your special someone whom you cherish from the bottom of your heart. Love is an unfathomable thing that no one can ever explain in simple words and works in amazing ways. They say that it's the best feeling that a person could feel and draws everlasting smiles to people in love.

This read features a great collection of love quotes that you'll surely relate as you look for the right words to express your feeling towards someone. Check out these Sweet Love Quotes and Messages:

Love — a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

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Loving someone isn't when you picture yourself with them, it's realizing that you can't live without them.

Get Well Soon Quotes and Messages

Get Well Soon Quotes and Messages is a beautiful selection of encouraging and motivational quotes that you can share with your loved one who is suffering from an illness or not feeling well. If a person close to your heart is in poor health, you can help but think of them. You're worried and how you wish you could give them the best care and help them feel better. Well, a simple line can help and the way you express your care for them counts. Always tell that someone to stay optimistic and get well soon as you really miss him/her.

When a loved one is frail, make it a point to show how much you love them and that you're always. Most of all, don't forget to say a little prayer as it can heal even a hurting soul. Let these Get Well Soon Quotes and Messages be your source of positive thoughts for your beloved one who is not feeling well right now:

Every thing is boring
Without you
Nothing is same as before
We all miss you
All hearts are praying for your
Good health
Hope you will
"Get well soon" and join us back.