Pick Up Lines - The Best and Cheesy Collection

Here's a collection of sweet, funny, fresh and best Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pickup lines. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Can I have directions?
Girl: To where?
Boy: To your Heart.

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Boy: Your dad must’ve been retarded!
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause you are Special.

Boy: Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice
Girl: Why?
Boy: coz your body’s a Wonderland.

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Boy: Are you an alien? .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you just abducted my heart.

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Boy: I’m invisible. Can you see me?
Girl: Nope, Why?
Boy: How about tomorrow night?

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Boy: Do you have the time?
Girl: The time is ____ (she gives you the time)
Boy: No, the time to write my number down

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Boy: Hi, you must be the devil? ‘”
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz you’re hot as hell!

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Boy: Am I in heaven?
Girl: Nope, and why?
Boy: Or do you just look like an angel?

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Boy: I wish you were DSL?
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I could get high-speed access.

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Boy: Do you have a map?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes

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Boy: Your legs must be tired!
Girl: Huh! why?
Boy: coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.

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Boy: Baby your like a student and I am like a math book
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz, you solve all my problems

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Boy: Are you on Facebook?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz I’d definitely click Like.

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Boy: You’re like a dictionary.
Girl: Why?
Boy: You add meaning to my life.

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Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines

Clash of Clans or COC seems to be enjoying the surge of interest since it was released on August 2, 2012. It is a freemium online multiplayer strategy game developed and published by Supercell, a Finland based video game company. Here you build community of Barbarians, Archers, Hog Riders, Wizards, Dragons and other mighty fighters and join other players to start an epic battle with other players worldwide. It can be considered as one of the most popular mobile games in the history as it gets millions of downloads and players both in IOS and Android users. COC receives generally positive reviews from the users and probably you have already watched their cool advertisements as well.

Here in the Philippines, COC is such a big hit as Filipinos of any age are talking about it. While we can't get over enough, we have listed some Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines that you can share with your fellow gamers out there :

"History will be written by Men who ride Hogs"

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"For love, honor and spiked armor with nipples."

One More Chance Movie Memorable Pick up Lines

One More Chance is a romantic movie which stars well-known love team (Popoy) John Lloyd Cruz and (Basha) Bea Alonzo. It is produced and released in 2007 filmed by Star Cinema. One More Chance movie have lots of good heart-crushing and pounding lines and scenes that will touch everyone’s heart.

The film's main premise is the heart-rending struggle of holding on and letting go of love. Here's the list of One More Chance Movie Memorable Pick up Lines used in this movie if theres something I've missed please include it by posting in comment below:

Basha : I already gave five years of my life its about time you give me what I want.

Popoy : But you’re asking for too much ang hinihingi mo mawala ka sa buhay ko

Basha: Sana kaya ko na lang tiisin itong nararamdaman ko kasi ako ang humiling nito diba. Ako yung may gusto. Sana kaya ko sabihin sayo na Masaya ako para sa iyo, para inyo. Sana kaya ko pero hindi.

Popoy: She love me at my worst. You had me at my best, at binaliwala mo ang lahat and you chose to break my heart.

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Mark (Derek Ramsay): Minsan, it’s better for two people to break up so they can grow up. It takes grown-ups to make relationships work

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Trisha (Maja Salvador): I love you and I will tell you everyday, everyday until you forget the things that hurt. And how I wish I could take them away. If only it could be done but it cannot be done because you won’t let me.
Trisha: Walang madaling paraan para gawin ito, kasi ang sakit na.
Trisha: Ipikit mo mga mata mo, para hindi mo makitang nasasaktan ako.

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Popoy: Oh eh diba’t ikaw pa nag sabi sakin na baka kaya tayo iniiwan ng mga taong mahal natin kasi baka merong bagong darating na mas-OK na mas mamahalain tayo. Yung taong hindi tayo sasaktan at paaasahin yung nag-iisang tao na mag tatama ng mali sa buhay natin yung lahat ng mali sa buhay mo.

Popoy: Hindi mo alam kung gaano kagusto sabihin sayo na sana tayo na lang, sana tayo na lang ulit. Pero sa tuwing mararamdaman ko kung gaano kita ka mahal hindi ko maiwasan ulit maramdaman lahat ng sakit…. I want my heart to stop breaking – para pag naging tayo ulit kaya na kitang mahalin ng buong buo. Nang walang takot kung masaktan man tayo muli.

Here's other romantic cheesy lines from this movie:

"she loved me at my worst, you had me at my best yet you chose to break my heart.."

"kagustuhan ko naman ito di ba? bakit ako ang nasasaktan ng sobra, alam mo lagi ko pa din sinasabi sana ako, sana ako nalang, sana ako nalang ulit.."

"kapag ang mahal natin ay iniwan tayo wag ka malungkot, dahil siguradong may darating na bagong taong hindi man maibibigay ang hinahanap natin matatanggap naman tayo at mamahalin.."

"mahal na mahal kita kahit ang sakit sakit na.."

"sometimes you have to break up to grow up,it takes two grown ups to make a relationship works.."

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend is collection of puns and pick-up lines that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Relationship need not to be so romantic but a little kulitan will spice it up. One of the keys to a healthy relationship is enjoying yourselves and doing some fun activities together. As couple, it's not just about the three-letter-word to keep it working but to be filled with laughs and unforgettable memories are great help to a successful relationship. Try to indulge your partner in a playful conversation like tweaking romantic lines into a pick-up line. That will not just draw smile on that person's face and put laugh in her heart but will surely fill her tummy with butterflies .

There's a lot to say to your loved one and if you are running out of words then here's a selection of Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend that you can say to him/her :

Boyfriend: Malapit na ang Pasko, ano ang gusto mo?
Girlfriend: PSP mo.
Boyfriend: PSP ko?
Girlfriend: Oo... PSP mo ... Pasko Sa Piling mo

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Nakakainis ka! napaka isip bata mo masyado kang childish! gusto mo gawin kitang . . Baby Ko?

Boy Banat with Girl Banat Pamatay na Banat and Pick up lines

A collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is sweet banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Mayabang ba ako?
Girl Banat: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy Banat: Sabi kasi nila mayabang ako..
E ikaw lang naman pinagyayabang ko.

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Boy Banat: Bakit mo ako sinagot agad?
Girl Banat: Ang ligawan kasi hindi na pinapatagal.
Boy Banat: Eh, ano dapat ang pinapatagal?
Girl Banat: Ang relasyon

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Girl Banat : Anong Pangarap mo
Boy Banat : Ang Mapag isa
Girl Banat: SUNGET NAMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy Banat : Wee! Gusto Ko Mapagisa Ang Puso Nating Dalawa!
ang Cheessyy!

Eksena sa Jeep ni Boy Banat at Girl Banat
Boy Banat: Girl, bayad ka na? (referring to jeepney fare..)
Girl Banat : OO, ba..(hindi pa natapos magsalita, hirit na agad ng..)
Boy Banat: Hindi nababayaran ang pag-ibig!

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Si Girl Banat ay nakaupo sa bakanteng upuan.
Boy Banat: Miss, bakante ba? (referring to the chair..)
Girl Banat: yup.
Boy Banat: buti naman, wala pang laman ang puso mo,
sana'y mapunuan ko ito..

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Isang araw nag iisalang si Girl Banat na naglalakad
Boy Banat: miss, may kasama ka?
Girl Banat: wala
Boy Banat: gusto ko sanang makasama ka habang ako'y nabubuhay..

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Boy Banat : Ayoko sa mga taong nakapaligid sa mundo ko!
Girl Banat: Pati ba ako? T_T
Boy Banat : Hindi, Ikaw kaya yung mundong tinutukoy ko

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Boy Banat: Alam mo, sa ming magkakabarkada, ako lang ang panget...
Girl Banat: Wag mo naman maliitin sarili mo.
Boy Banat: Eh totoo naman eh
Girl Banat: Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?
Boy Banat: Eh kasi ba naman, si  "Pedro"mas panget, si "Juan" napakapanget, at
si Dodong, sus, pinakapanget! hiihih

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Boy Banat: miss, excuse me..
Girl Banat: yes???
Boy Banat: ako na ang pinakamasayang tao sa balat ng lupa!
i love you too! (feeling sinagot siya hahaha)

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Habang Magkasama si Boy Banat at Girl Banat,
Nagpanggap si Boy Banat na nahihirapan huminga
Boy Banat: *ubo* *ubo* naninikip dibdib ko... ang hirap huminga...
Girl Banat: ano nangyayari sa yo?
Boy Banat: hinika kasi ako mula ng makasama kita!
Girl Banat: ha? bakit?
Boy Banat: Because you take my breath away..

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Pambarang Banat and Pamatay na Banat na Pambara

Check out this collection of best, funny, makulet and the latest Pambarang Banat, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat na Pambara, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pambara, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.

Girl: Ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?

Boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!

Girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!

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Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl: Oo.

Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

Check out this video featuring Pambara Pickup Lines

Boy: Miss, may kamukha kang artista. Anne Curtis.

Girl: Ikaw may kamukha ka ding artista. Kapatid mo si Bentong noh?

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Boy: Hi Cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl: wala bkit?

Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy: (confused)Bkit?

Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy: Miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?

Girl: eto piso, pumunta ka sa payphone, humanap ka ng pangalan sa phonebook, doon ka makipagkilala.

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Boy: hindi ka ba nasisikipan?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: parang ang liit kasi ng puso ko eh..

Girl: actually nasisikipan nga ako, tumabi tabi ka na! imbyerna ka!

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Boy : Hello..

Girl : Hello..

Boy : Kumain ka na..?

Girl : Kumain ka na..?

Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy : I Love You..

Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

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Boy: hindi ka ba napapagod?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: tumatakbo ka kasi sa isip ko eh

Girl: actually pagod na ako. pagod na akong makipagusap sayo

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Boy: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please

Girl: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??

Boy: bakit?

Girl: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

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Boy: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?

Girl: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!

BOY: (speechless)weewww!

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Pamatay na Banat and Cheesy Lines Pick Up Lines

Here's a collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines. Also includes banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

"Ang Relasyon

Parang KAPE yan,

LUMALAMIG

Pag Napabayaan!"

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Kung nasa laboratory ka at kasama mo ako,

anong english nun?

hmmmm...

di... YOU'RE IN LAB, WITH ME!"

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"Boy Banat: Paano ko ba matatagpuan ang PAG-IBIG?

Sumagot...

Girl: Aling Branch ba?"

"Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo."

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"Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?

Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko."

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"Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player,

mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss."

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"Can i take your picture?

Because I want to show

Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!"

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"Exam ka ba?

Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh"!

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"Lecture mo ba ako?

Lab kasi kita."

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"Centrum ka ba?

Kasi you make my life complete!"

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"Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?

Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko."

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"Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?

Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo."

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"You are like my underwear..

Because I can’t last a day without you"!

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"Ibibili kita ng salbabida?

Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko."

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"Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?

Single kasi ako eh."

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"May lisensya ka ba?

Because you’re driving me crazy eh."

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"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko."

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"May lahi ka bang aswang?

Ang pangit mo kasi eh.."

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"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?

O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako"

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"Usapang Medical naman

Sana nagka-asthma nalang ako,

para ikaw ang maging Nebulizer ko"

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"Sana I would be like ADVIL to relieve your pain,

TEMPRA to level your body heat,

ENERVON to give you extra energy,

and RED BULL to get you going"

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"Ito napapanahon

Dalawin mo naman ako sa November 1,

Patay na patay kasi ako sa'yo eh."

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"nasira Blackberry ko,

pero o.k lang yun ikaw naman Strawberry ko"

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"Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."

"Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Quotes and Banat

Have you experienced that someone greet you and give their name or did someone pertaining they knew your name but it followed by funny pick up line? Well check out this collection of funny and cute "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes for you to use and share with.  If you have your own favorite "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: ako nga pala, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ako nga pala si DEREK...
ang DEREKtang papasok sa puso mo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Diane...
Humihiling na sana ako'y laging nanDIANE sa tabi mo!

Check out also this Pamatay na Banat video on Youtube

Ako si NOVA...
NOVA-baliw sayo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bee...
Ang BEE-bitay sa'yo pag nakipaglandian ka sa taong mahal ko!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bob...
Ang BOBoo ng buhay mo!

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Ikaw ba si MAEY? . . .
Kasi ikaw na ang MAEY hawak ng puso ko eh!

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Hi I'm Kat...
kaKATayin kita!

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Ikaw ba si DINNA..?
DINNA nagka-lovelife.


Ikaw ba si LOU...?
Ang LOUmalandi sa mahal ko?

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"ikaw ba si JOSHUA...?
Because I JOSHUAnna be with you!

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Hi, ako nga pala si JUAN...
JUANting you so bad!

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Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.

Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

Girl: Wala eh, bakit?

Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?

How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?

How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?

How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

“I” am very important!

But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE

Pinoy Valentines Banat and Valentine Pick Up Lines

Looking for a perfect romantic banat and pickup lines for this Valentines Day? Check out this Pinoy Valentines Banat and Tagalog Valentine Pick Up Lines especially collected for Valentines Day.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy Valentines Banat, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: valentines banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Girl: hey sasama ka ba mamaya?
Boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,
Girl: bakit naman.. ano dahilan?
Boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.

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Boy: Pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
Girl: Bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
Boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.

Boy: laro naman tayo..
Girl: ano namang laro?!
Boy: Kahit ano basta wag lang taguan,
Girl: Bakit naman?
boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

GF: Ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa'kin. hindi na ko babalik!
BF: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!
GF: ano?
BF: AKO! :)

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GF: Kung papipiliin ka kung magiging isang gamit ka ano un?
Bf: uhm simple lang palito. pero sana palito ka na din.
Gf: Palito? bakit naman. at bakit pati ako idadamay mo???
Bf: wala naman. kasi kung palito ka... at palito ako...
..... eh di MATCH tayo!!!

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Boy: mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
Girl:medyo bakit?
Boy:kasi kakasimula pa

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Boy: sana assignment ka na lang..
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: so I can take u home!

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Si Boy at si Girl nagkabungguan
Girl: aray! bulag ka ba?!
Boy: pano ako magiging bulag?
...eh may pagtingin nga ko sayo!

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Ok lang mahilo ako....
basta gusto ko,
sa'yo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

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Pag-laki ko, gusto ko maging..
...SAYO!!"

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Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."

No Other Woman Most Popular Lines and Best Movie Quotes

Remember this popular line, "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher. Maagawan ka."? Well, this line that may have etched in your mind is a pick from one of the highest grossing Filipino films of all time by Star Cinema and Viva Films co-production - "No Other Woman" - having a gross of over Php 278 million. "No Other Woman" is 2011 Filipino adult-romance film starring Anne Curtis, Derek Ramsay and Cristine Reyes directed by Ruel Bayani. Here's the No Other Woman Most Remarkable Lines and Best Movie Quotes, hope you'll like it!

Anne Curtis as Kara Zalderiaga, is the drop-dead gorgeous resort heiress with a carefree soul and happy-go-lucky personality who eventually fell into an impassioned relationship with a furniture salesman Ram Escaler (Derek Ramsay). Here's Anne Curtis’ Notable Lines from No Other Woman:

•  "There's No Other Woman Better than I am"

• “No pressure! And kiss me and don’t you dare fall in love with me. “We’re just two consenting adults having fun, there’s no emotional attachment.”

• “You will only be called a mistress when there’s an emotional attachment. I’m not a mistress.”

• “You can call me whatever you want,SNAKE, BITCH or OTHER WOMAN, but I promise you, I will never be a PATHETIC and BORING housewife.”

• “Every day I’m trying to convince myself na mamahalin din nya ako, pero sayo pa din sya umuuwi.”

• “I don’t need to read your research report. I know the market because I am the market.”

• “Paano mo naman malalaman na masarap pala pag di mo titikman?

Kahit alam mong bawal, labanan mo cos’ eventually your body will just get used to it.”

Cristine Reyes as Charmaine Escaler, Ram's charming and responsible trophy wife who later on unleashes the fighter inside her to fight for her husband's love. Check out these Cristine Reyes’ Unforgettable Lines from No Other Woman movie:

• "Baka makita mo pang nilalagyan ko ng lason ang pagkain mo. Joke lang. Medyo off yung humor ko lately."

• "Mababaliw siguro ako kapag nalaman kong may babae siya. Baka mapatay ko iyong kabit. Silang dalawa, actually."

• "Alam mo kasi ang marriage parang exclusive village. Kailangan mong bantayan para hindi makapasok ang mga squatters." 

• "Why don’t you have dinner with us tonight? Pa-thank you ko na rin dahil kinuha mo ang asawa ko… bilang supplier ng furtinure sa resort niyo."

• "The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Pero sa ganda mong iyan, siguradong marami kang alam na shortcuts." 

Carmi Martin portrayed Babygirl Dela Costa, Charmaine's feisty mom whose husband had a mistress too. Check out Carmi Martin’ Iconic Lines uttered in No Other Woman movie:

• "Kung ahas siya mas ahas ako! Tahimik pero kapag kinanti – nanunuklaw!"

• "Naku. Ganyan talaga kapag galing sa makating dikya, nagmamarka".

• "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher. Maagawan ka. Lumaban ka!"

• "Panahon na para i-pack-up ‘yang si Lucy Torres mo. Ilabas mo na diyan si Gretchen Barretto. Sabi nga niya sa Magkaribal, ‘You want war? I’ll give you war.’ Anak, ako na ang bahala sa red stilettos mo!"

• "Pare-parehong p*ta lang iyon! Yung p*tang mayaman, original ang Hermes. Yung mahirap, binili sa Greenhills."

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Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016

Valentine's Day for some is not an occasion to celebrate as they find it boring and may only cause their pocket thinner. They would just prefer watching basketball game replays at home rather than go for a chick flick at a movie house. They would play video games than spending a day with their girlfriends on a park. For some women, they would rather go shopping with friends and make most out of the day. Well, only some people are those kind. Many are still prefer going on a date and exchanging gifts and messages.

If your not the romantic type of person then this read is for you. We have collected some Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016 to brighten up your day.

"My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day,

so I tied him up and went to the nightclub."

"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"

Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.

I got to know you and learned wonderful things

and ended up falling in love with you.

But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.

Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi is a cool collection of quotes and pick-up lines about being handsome. Being handsome means a lot to a guy especially to girls who dream of having a good-looking boyfriend. There are guys  who really got the face as if they fetched everything when God has scattered handsomeness. Well, handsome is as  handsome does. Just always remember that it is more important to treat other well than to be good-looking. Just because you are good-looking doesn't mean you're a good person. Attitude still counts.

Read more of our Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi that are worth to share with your friends:

Aanhin ko pa ang pangalan ko?
Kung tinatawag nyo kong Gwapo. Haaaay.

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Nagsearch ako sa google "Most handsome man to ever exist in this planet"

bigla gumana printer ko naprint birth certificate ko.

Nakakita ako ng lampara, may genie pala, binigyan nya ako ng isang wish...
sabi ko "papangitin nyo ko"! sabe nya, di pwede, sumpa yan.

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Nung isang beses nag Push-Up ako sa Gym,
laking gulat ko nang bigla nalang sumulpot na muka sa ilalim ko.
Sabay sabi saken "kuya anakan mo ako".

If you have your own Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. :)  More Gwapo and Pogi Banat HERE!

Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messages

Here's a extensive collection of best, cheesy, funny and latest Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Marunong ka bang sumalo?
Bakit?
Para kasing nahuhulog na ako sayo eh.

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Badtrip!
Ano bang problema ng hangin?
At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!

Check out also this Pinoy Cheesy Quotes video by Bob Ong

Sana happy meal ka nalang
Bakit?
Para Pwede kitang i-take home

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sana isda nalang ako at ikaw ang tubig
Bakit?
kasi hindi ako nabubuhay nang hindi kita kasama

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Sana yelo na lang ako na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
Sana telepono na lang ako para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo pa

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miss tuesday ka ba?
bakit?
monday kasi ako at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

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Sana ID na lang kita
Para pag nawala ka
Alam nilang akin ka

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Sana Diamond na lang ako
Bakit?
Para matawag mo akong mahal

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Sa tingin ko mawawala ang
pangit sa mundo kapag
kumalat ang lahi mo?

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Kagabi hindi ako makatulog
Bakit?
Pabalikbalik ka kasi sa isip ko

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Peanut ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi PEANUT-tibok mo ang puso ko.

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Sayo na ang GSiS & SSS ID mo
Basta akin na ang PAG-iBiG mo

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Si bossing ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I love you mwuah mwuah tsup tsup!!

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Boy: whats your biggest dream?
Girl: mahalikan ang ulan. ikaw?
Boy: maging ulan para mahalikan mo ako

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Naligo ka na ba?
Bakit amoy akin ka pa din?

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Ang ganda naman ng pangalan mo
Salamat
Mas gaganda yan kung isasamo yung last name ko.

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Para kang kanto
Bakit?
Kasi nacorner mo buhay ko.

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virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita
hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin
ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako..
para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero
bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.

Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

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Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

List of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense

"Hugot ka nanaman!". It is the famous line that people always reacts when someone is talking about love or others related to it. When love is the topic, we always come alive and jolly. We find the guts and emotions that makes us say some "hugot lines" because of what we have felt before in experiencing love. We feel like this because love is something essential to us, especially Filipinos. To the extent that when we fall in love and broke, some experiences have made us comprehend that we need to be a lot stronger and wiser. Realization hits us all the time. And this is what happened to Anjelica Jane Yap or famously known as "Pastillas Girl"as she created her own collection of "hugot lines" based from her experiences in love.

Here are list of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense and  really captured the attention of the heart-breaker and heartbroken netizens.

"Hindi lahat ng mga lalake manloloko..

Babae at Lalake pareho lang..

Wala sa kasarian ang pangloloko

Nasa ugali lang yan."

"Ang ugali ng Tao ay parang Libro

Marami ang nakakabasa,

Pero konti lang ang nakakaintindi."

"Wala akong pakialam kung

Hindi ka gwapo, Hindi ka mayaman at Hindi matalino

Ang mahalaga, Hindi Tayo!"