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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

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Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.



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Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita










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Yung Moment Na...Quotes

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Have you ever experienced any embarrassing moments in your life? or is there a time in your life that you feel you're in right track whatever your're doing but at the end it failed? Check out this collection of latest and cute "Yung Moment Na"...Quotes.  If you have your own favorite Yung Moment Na...Quotes, we would love to hear it, just add a comment below or email it to us with a subject: yung moment. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Yung moment na umalis ka ng bahay niyo, bihis na bihis tapos narealize mo,
yung slippers na pangbahay pa rin pala suot mo.

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Yung moment na natatakot ka na baka dumating ang araw na makakalimutan ka niya.



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Yung moment na para kang NINJA kung gumalaw sa twing mahuhulog yong cellphone mo... minsan pa nga, nagkakaroon ka ng MINI HEART ATTACK.

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Yung moment na matutulog ka na, tsaka mo lang naalala na may homework ka pa pala!

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Yung moment na you find yourself having nothing better to do on your PC...
and then suddenly you fell asleep while sitting with your back erect as ever.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Yong moment na tatanungin ka ng dentista habang yong kamay niya nasa loob ng iyong bunganga.... "TEH, Pano ako makakapagsalita?"

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Yung moment na sinusulat mo pangalan ng love mo sa likod ng notebook, tapos may heart-heart pa.

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Yung moment na, Net ka ng Net tapos hindi mo napansin tinadtad ka na pala ng message nung katext mo kasi ang tagal mo magreply.

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Yung moment na sinabi syo ng crush mo na napapasaya mo sya.

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Yung Moment na, Katabi mo na si crush pero...
hindi ka makapagsalita sa sobrang saya at kilig.

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Yung Moment na..
siya ang PRINCE CHARMING mo ,
pero hindi ikaw ang CINDERELLA nya..

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Yung Moment na.. masakit?
'yong tipong hindi mo siya Makalimutan,
pero siya halos hindi ka Matandaan.

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Yung moment na pinalitan mo ang Facebook status mo at ni-LIKE ng ex mo. OMG,
So awkward.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.










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Simple Tagalog Quotes and Pinoy Simple Quotes

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Looking for a simple tagalog quotes that you can use for motivation and inspiration? Here's a list of life motivational Tagalog Simple Quotes and Simple Pinoy Quotes that you can share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Simple Quotes and Simple Pinoy Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy simple. Hope you'll like it!

Hindi tamang gumamit ka ng ibang tao para maka move-on ka, ginagago mo na nga ang sarili mo, nakasakit ka pa ng iba.

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Wala naman masama sa pag-magmahal ng sobra sobra basta ba, wag lang sosobra sa ISA.

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Ang type ko sa isang lalaki ay yung hindi na naghahanap ng iba, lalo na pag "In a relationship" na siya.



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Hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon BAD iNFLUENCE ang TROPA! Sadyang may mga bagay lang na masarap gawin kapag sila ang KASAMA.

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Bakit kapag may Boyfriend ka ang unang tinatanong lagi ay kung GWAPO ba?
Bakit di nila unang itanong kung Matino ba?

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Bakit Alak ang sagot sa mga taong Nasasaktan? Simple lang dahil sanay tayong "Alcohol" ang gamot pag tayo ay Nasusugatan.

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Ang buhay ay parang Adidas at Nike lang, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".

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Pag tinawag kang "Plastik", tawagin mo siyang PAPEL. Bakit? kasi hindi ka naman makikipag-Plastikan kung walang Pumapapel eh.

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Hindi naman masamang maging Single ka, ang masama in a Relationship ka nga, Kabet ka naman pala.

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Hindi mo kailangan makipagsabayan sa iba para masabing Gwapo ka, dahil ang tunay na gwapo, Ugali muna ang inaayos bago ang Itsura.

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Wag na wag mo akong papakawalan, kung ayaw mo akong makitang Pinag-Aagawan.

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Hindi mo kailangang magpakita ng pusod at hindi mo kailangang naka-todo make up. Dahil ang tunay na maganda, ngiti palang, pamatay na.

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Wag na wag kang maiinlove sa taong walang pakialam, dahil para ka lang nagwawalis habang nkabukas electric fan, Lahat ng Effort Nasasayang.

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Minsan isipin mo muna kung may masasaktan ka sa gagawin mo. Dahil ang SORRY ay nagbubura lang ng Galit at hindi Nagtatama ng Mali.

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Kung pwede lang maging excuse ang pagiging Broken Hearted, Malamang Marami ng Absent sa High School at College.










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Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS

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Want to pissed someone but you don't want to be mean is on?, check put this collection of Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pang Basag Pick Up Lines SMS,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pangbasag pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan lang pala niya,
at minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan ka lang pala niya.

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Ang yabang pumorma, feeling magaling,
ang lupit ng amoy parang galing libing.



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Siguro nung nagpa-ulan ng kagandahan ang langit
... Absent ka teh.

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Kung kasalanan ang pagiging maganda...
Wag kang mag-alala, wala kang kasalanan!

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Para ka pa lang Energy Drink...
Kasi mukha kang Cobra!

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Hindi mo kailangan ng BEAUTICIAN,
ang kailangan mo ay MAGICIAN.

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Ang ganda mo naman...
Anong CS ng Photoshop na ginamit mo?

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Di nakasentro ang mundo sayo,
kaya wag masyado feeling importante.

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Porket sexy, pwede na sayo?
Kailan pa naging muka yung katawan?

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"Ewww! Ano ba naman tong niluto mo, lasang t@e!"
G@g(), mas yuck ka! Nakakain kana siguro ng tae, alam mo lasa eh.XD

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Boy: hukay ka ba? gusto kong mahulog ng todo sa iyo?
Girl: hukay ka din ba?
Boy: talaga?
Girl: gusto kitang tabunan ng lupa!

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Girl: kanal ka ba?
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi tanga lang mahuhulog sa yo!

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Boy: taga maynilad ka ba? kasi gusto na kita diligan.
Girl: maynilad ka din?
Boy:(excited)
Girl: gusto kong gripuhan ang tagiliran mo!










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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

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Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.



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Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim


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Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS

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Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you. Here's a list of Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS that you can share with.   If you have your own favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: visayan friendship. Hope you'll like it!


Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
Amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
magkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimanon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami!

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All my life I'm a loser
From Ideas..
Relatinships..
and Love Life..
but in Frindship..
nah!! I'm blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???.



If I were to convert my heart
into a room full of friends
it will be very crowded,
but dont worry, theres still
a place for you to stay..
I'll shout lang.."isbogi! kay naa koi special guest!

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Pirates need treasure maps to find precious things.
Di nila alam d kailangan ng map pra mkakuha ng TREASURE!
la gani koh map nag ila tah! XD

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Sometimes friends will have to say goodbye,
but I'll hold you hands tight so you can't go,
enc If you say "buhii ko ba!"
I'll still beside you & tell you
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nimo oi!"

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You may meet other friend
Better than me..
Funnier than me..
Sweeter than me...
but one thing I can say to you..
"Duklon" tikag ilisan ko nimu!

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"Special friends" are really hard to find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"
lisod pangitaon!
maong advice na ko sa imu
never let me go..XD

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If ever someone will hurt you
tell it to me
You know what I will do?
I'll simply sapak there face & say:
"gusto k mamatay ug sau?
mabuang man gni q ug pktwa ana,
pahilakon ra nimo! hehe..

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I can't promIse that I will not leavE you
sometimes we need say "goodbye" because we can't hold"
on to sOmething till the end but aLways remember
"friends jpun tah" bsag minyo nka ha?

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Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw nagkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...



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Visayan Funny Jokes and Bisaya Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS

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Looking for visayan and cebuano funny jokes SMS? Check out this collection of  Visayan Funny Jokes and Bisaya Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS , enjoy this short and funny jokes with your friends and even post it your FB status.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan Funny Jokes and Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya jokes. Hope you'll like it!


Teacher: Class if basura ko asa man ko ninyo ilabay, nabubulok o di nabubulok?
Dingdong: ai sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man?
Dingdong: ai, alang kay plastic man ka ma’am.

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Sa Math Class..
Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?
Juan: 2 mam!
Teacher: at kung tungaon pa nko preho?
Juan: 4 na mam!
Teacher: tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 8 na mam!
Teacher:Tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 16 na mam!
Teacher: 2ngaon pjud nko?
Juan:32 na mam!
Teacher: kung 2ngaon pjud?
Juan: 64! (suko na)
Teacher: ug tungaon pjud ug kduha?
Juan: Ipagaling na lang na mam ky malangan natah...

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“Duha ka lalaki”
Dunky: Dingdong, pang exam man kayo na emong ngipon..
Dingdong: Ha? Ngano man?
Dunky: One set apart hehehe…
Dingdong: Kana pud emong ngipon bai pang exam pud kayo
Dunky: Ngano man pud?
Dingdong: Feel in the blanks..

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Sa isang contest, interview portion
Ano ga2win mo pg gumising ka
na may ktabing $1M?...
KANO: go on a world tour
HAPON: put up a bizniz
PINOY: 2log napud para
mahimong $2M!!!hehehe

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May panget na lalake na humiling sa fairy.
FAIRY: anu kahilingan mu?
PANGET: my map ako d2 ng US, dalhin mu ko dun
apra makita ang babae ng buhay ko.
FAIRY: di pwede dong, dito lang sa pinas pwede powers ko!
PANGET: maging mortal na babae ka na lang
at pkasalan mo ko!
FAIRY: patan.aw rah gud anang litse na mapa b,
bcin mapangitaan nato'g paagi!
haha..

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Sa isang Korte
Judge: Pedro, unsa man jud ang nahitabo?
Pedro: (wala ni tingog)
Judge: tubaga ang question!
Pedro: ingon hearing lang ni!
Ngano naay Speaking?

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Kerido: Babe, ano nem ko sa celpon mo
para d ta masakpan sa imo bana?
Kerida: Mc Donald
Kerido: Ngano man?
Kerida: Love ko to! ako langga? ano nem
ko sa celpon mo?
Kerido: BDO
Kerida: Ngano man kana gipili nmo?
Kerido: We Find Ways!

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Mama: Nak, nganung ngkabulingit man ka?
Anak: kabantay ka anang kanal dri ma?
Mama: Oo nak, kbantay ko. Nganu man?
Anak: ako wla.


Boy: nganu mura man kag nhadlok?
Girl: hapit kako ma rape diha sa unahan, may gani koy kwarta.
Boy: unya emu na lang gihatag imung kwarta?
Girl: wala ui ng hotel mi. lain sad kau diha rmmi sa daplin.

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Anak: kanang makabyahe kug lain nga lugar
unya naa ko dghang kwarta nga gkuptan.
Tatay: char! gusto diay ka mag KONDUKTOR nak?

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American: Pedro, can you guide me where's the house of Mr. Juan dela Cruz?
Pedro: Sure Sir! Hunong ka ila "Emong",
simang ila "Emang", unya liko ila "Iko"..there u can find the
house of Mr. Juan dela Cruz..
American: Hey! don't speak too much english of me because I am only grade 3
in Amerika!!!!!hahahahaha...

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A fast beating heart doesn't
always mean Love...
A blushing face is not always
a sign that your inlove
sometimes HUBOG LANG! hahaha

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Boy; hulog ka ba ng langit?
Girl: asus..saba diha! karaan na kau ng linyaha..
Boy: kay nalumping man gud imong nawong. haha..

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Pangako wlang limutan
kasi ikaw langit ako lupa
ikaw Atop ako Salog
Ganyan kita ka love palage kang nasa itaas
ako KAHOY ikaw Unggoy!


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Visayan Love Quotes and Bisaya Love Sayings SMS

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Looking for best and new visayan and cebuano love quotes, sayings and SMS? Check out this collection of Bisaya Love Quotes and Visayan Love Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings to the one you love one.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan  Love Quotes and  Bisaya Love Sayings SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya love. Hope you'll like it!


Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,
Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik
gakusa sya ug hughungi
“lami na kayo ko noh?
Saon taman dili naman ko imo.

nagmahal ako peo nakipaglaro lang siya,
binigay ko tiwala ko pero binalewala lang nya,
nag seryoso ako pro niloko lang ako,
"Wa man sya niingon nga dula iyang gusto, daog untah ko!"

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lisod mahigugma
lisod mahapangga
lisod masakitan
lisod magsalig
lisod mag bag-o
pero ang lisod sa tanan
kanang magtxt ta unya dili tah replayan
saket jud sa dughan ba?


Going to hospital..
Para magpa X-RAY
Feeling man jud nako nabalian ko og bukog..
Atong nahulog ko sa emo..”


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Adtong nahigugma ko.. I learn everything..
Magpa ngit2.. moikyas sa gabie bahalag kasab an pero sa dihang nasakitan nako, sakto
jud sila.. “dele mao ang akong gibati nga gugma..”

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I feel so happy
knowing theres a person I can turn to..
that I can cry and laugh with you
know whos that person?
It's YOU!

Bisan wala ta kitaay
Unta walay limtanay!"

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Nagdamgo ko kagbie
break na daw me
grabe jud nakong hilaka
pgmta nako
kalit ko nakatawa
kalimot ko wa man diay koy uyab!

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In a girl's life, there are many
strugles, fears heartbreaks & sadness
But it doesn't really matter at all..

Becase our main goal is to..
stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!

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She said", You were not supposed to
mean this much to me but you do"
He said," I know and I wasn't supposed
to fall in love but I did."
I said," ah,xcue lang gamay ha, agi ko."

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It's hurts so much to be rejected
by someone u really love but believe me
It's hurts 10x more
kung naka MOVE ON ka na,
Unya mu ingon sya "I stil love you.."..atay bya?

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Bat ang tao pag mamahalin mo
iiwan ka pg iiwan mo
mamahalin ka pagmahal mo at siya lang
talaga sya naman may mahal na iba, sakit noh?
Gugma man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

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Anger Quotes and Angry Sayings

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Anger is natural to everyone of us, it is force of emotions, we just have to learn how to handle with it and if you're looking for the famous and best anger quotes and sayings? Here's a collection of  Anger Quotes and Angry Sayings for you to help overcome this anger and resentment, You can also post it in your Facebook Status to share it with your friends. If have your own favorite Best Anger Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: anger quotes. Hope you'll like it!

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.



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Never direct your anger to people, instead think about problems. Focus of all of your energies should be on answers - not excuses.

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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

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Anger and Laughter are two separate things, and it is on us what we choose, it is impossible to be angry and laugh at same time.

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Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances

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Patience in one moment of anger saves you from thousand days of grief and sorrows

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Anger is the alarm that our soul raises when it gets hurt and a product of every body part coming to its rescue


Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

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Never make a decision when you are angry, never make a promise when you are happy.

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Anger effects the person in the same way as the acid to its vessel in which it is stored.

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Suffering comes from hate, and hate is product of anger and anger is the path of fear.

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Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

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Anger is just like the coal which we intend to throw on someone else, but burns ourselves.

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Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

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Normally when people are sad, they just sit and mourn on their conditions, but when one is angry he can bring big change.

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Graduation Quotes and Sayings, and Messages for Pinoy│Tagalog │Filipino

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Looking for the best and inspirational Graduation Quotes and Sayings for Pinoy / Tagalog that erfect for adding to graduation speeches or even graduation invitations?   Check out this collection of Graduation Quotes and Graduation Messages for Pinoy / Tagalog on the web. If you have your own favorite Pinoy / Tagalog Graduation Quotes and Graduation Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: graduation and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!


When you graduate don’t forget those that put up with you for all those years, because they are you true friends since they loved you enough to stick with you until the very end.

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Greatness is not in where we stand, but in what direction we are moving, We must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it.

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

Education is like water. If a cow drinks it, the cow produces milk. Milk, which supports life. But if a snake drinks that same water, it will produce venom. Venom, which harms life. So which type are you?

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School is not about when you graduate, or books or other nonsense. its about the experiences you have and what you learn from them.



You know that point at your graduation ceremony where everyone throws their caps ? Isn’t it great that we all celebrate how smart we are by throwing sharp pointy objects in the air.

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I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known.

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Excellence is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction, skilful execution and the ability to see obstacles as opportunities.

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The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you tread it, For every step will show.

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There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you - just reach deep into yourself!

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There’s a difference between getting a degree and being educated.

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Knowledge will forever govern ignorance: and a people who mean to be their own governours, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.

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Education make a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive, easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.

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Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Corny Pickup Lines

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Some Pinoy Pick Up Lines are sweet and a big hit, some are crazy one, but this collection of pick up lines is unique coz it's a quite "corny".  Check out this collection of Corny Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy Corny Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: corny pickup. Hope you'll like it!


Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!


Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko

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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?
Girl: ha, Bakit?
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

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Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

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Boy: Asthma ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.


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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I can't smile without you.

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Boy: Kuto ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?
Girl: Ha, Bakit?
Boy: Single kasi ako.

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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Type kasi kita


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Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines

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Looking for the new and cheesy tagalog pick lines? bookmark this page as we features the Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines to share with.  Here's a collection of  Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines  and if you have your own favorite Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tagalog pick up. Hope you'll like it!

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,
pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..
"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."


Boy: Alam mo miss baka paalisin ka dito
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pumapangit ibang babae pag andito ka eh.

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Para kang alak..
bakit?
Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo(singing)

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy: Miss di ka ba napapagod?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..


Boy: Can i strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: Here let me tie your shoe laces?
Girl: Why?
Boy: so you won’t fall for anyone else

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy:if i were to rearrange the alphabets,
Girl: Bakit
Boy: I would put “U” and “I” together.

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Boy:May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy:Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.


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Pinoy Doctor Jokes and Tagalog Doktor Jokes

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Here's a collection of Pinoy Doctor Jokes and Tagalog Doktor Jokes because medical humor is pretty darn funny.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other. If you have your own  Pinoy Doctor Jokes and Tagalog Doktor Jokes, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: doctor jokes. Enjoy!



Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift?
Doktora : Complete treatment po ay P145,000
Pasyente: Ang mahal naman! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?
Doktora : Heto tsupon, P20 lang

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Nurse: Doc, ba't tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
Doktor: Alin, yung bakla?
Nurse: Opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porke bading siya.
Doktor: Ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?

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Pasyente: ok ba ang services dito sa ospital ninyo?
Doktor: oo naman, sigurado yun.
Pasyente: paano kung di ako satisfied?
Doktor: ibabalik namin sakit mo.

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Juan: Labo na mata ko.
Doktora: Kita mo puti legs ko?
Juan: 'Di po.
Doktora: Kita mo laki boobs ko?
Juan: 'Di rin po.
Doktora: G@g()! Bakit tumi-tigas t!t! mo?
Juan: Imagination lang po ‘yan, Dok.

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Doktor:  Aba! Grabe naman ang lalim ng butas ng flower mo! Aba! Grabe naman ang lalim ng butas ng flower mo!
Prosti: Si dok naman! Kailangan ba tala¬gang ulit-ulitin mo pa?
Doktor: Hindi ko inulit, ineng! Nag-echo lang! Hindi ko inulit, ineng! Nag-echo lang!

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Doktor: I’m sorry, wala na akong magagawa para tumayo pa si manoy mo.
Palagyan mo na lang ng bolitas.
Pedro: Pagkatapos po, doc?
DoKtor: Gamitan mo ng magnet para tumayo.

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Doktor: umubo ka!
Juan: ho! Ho! Ho!
Doktor: ubo pa!
Juan: ho! Ho! Ho!
Doktor: okay.
Juan: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
Doktor: may ubo ka.

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Girl: Dok, pa-check- up lang po.
Doktor: Sige, iha. Mag*hubad ka at humiga.
Girl: Hindi po ako. ‘Yung lola ko po.
Doktor: Sige, lola… hinga!
Lola: Hinga? Hindi hubad?
Doktor: HINGA!!!

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Doktor : lola, kayo na po. ike-chemo na po kayo.
Lola: BASTOS! walang modo! T-I-T-I mo rin!!!

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Girl: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?
Doktor: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at magpapaligo sa
kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.
Girl: Hah?! Hindi nga?!?
Doktor: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!

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A lady goes to the dentist and immediately takes of her panty and spread her legs.
Dentist: Ma'am d po ako ob-gyne.
Lady: Ikaw ang gumawa ng pustiso ng Mr. ko, ngayon tanggalin mo!!

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Doktor: meron akong good news and bad news sayo..
Pasyentet: ano po yun dok?
Doktor: ang good news ay may isang araw ka pa para mabuhay..
ang bad news nakalimutan kong sabihin kahapon..



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Pinoy New Year Quotes and Tagalog New Year Messages

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January 1 is celebrations of New Year in many countries around the world. It's great to celebrate the the first day of the year with you family and love ones. Filipinos usually literally start the year with a bang. Here are Pinoy New Year Quotes for you and share it with your family and friends.

MGA DAPAT SUNDIN PARA DI MAPUTUKAN NGAYONG BAGONG TAON:
    1.Wag kumuha ng naputukan na, baka mapikot ka.
    2.Tanggalin agad kung malapit ng pumutok.
    3.Kung naputukan na,agad hugasan, baka matanggal pa.
    4.Wag magpaputok sa mataong lugar, nakakahiya
    5.Magtanong kung “safe” saka iputok!
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
    Before we end 2008, let me say this:
    4 d friendship
    4 d care
    4 d laughter
    4 d bond
    4 d jokes
    4 d text messages
    4 d smiles
    4 everything u have shared
    THANK YOU…

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Nawa’y ang mga aral at karanasan ng nakaraang taon ay magsilbing tanglaw at
gabay sa pagtahak natin ng bagong taon. Isang higit na maunlad, masagana at
mapayapang buhay sa patnubay at pagpapala ng Diyos ang sumainyo.


This Year
    may u be..
    showered w/ boys,
    or be showered by boys,
    or be w/ boys in showers.
    Basta..
    many boys & many showers for this year!
    Hahaha :-D

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How do you measure a year? In daylights, sunsets, midnights, cups of coffee…
in laughter & strife. Remember the love. Measure your life in SEASONS OF LOVE.”
I hope you have a lot of these seasons to look back at in beautiful year & wishing
you many more of them in this year. A happy New Year to All!

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A blessed Year, a relaxed mind, a peaceful soul, a healthy body,
a loving heart, & answered prayers- these are my wishes for you & your
Family. Happy New Year!

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So before we take our first step for the next year,
let me thank u for all the happy months we shared this year..
let me apologize for the occurrence of mis-understanding
between us. let me tell you that i really appreciate your presence in my life.
THANK YOU for being a part of my blessed year!

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TONIGHT is the
Best Time to greet
“SPECIAL PEOPLE”
coz the remaining
hours soon
will be
BUSY… so let me say Hello,
HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR…!

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Best Time tö greet ”SPECIAL PEOPLE” coz the remaining hours soonwill be
BUSY…  so let me say Hello, HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR…!

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Pinoy Lolo and Lola Jokes

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Here's collection of some Pinoy Lolo and Lola Jokes funniest moments and jokes from our grandparents to be collected from internet and social media. If your have your own favorite Filipino Lolo and Lola Jokes. We would love to hear it, all you need to do is add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: lolo at lola. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!


ANG NAKARAAN
Lolo: Ano kaya ibalik natin ang nakaraan nung bago pa lang tayo boyfriend/girlfriend palang??
Lola: oh cge...
Lolo: sige bukas dun tayo magkita sa dati nating tagpuan ha!
Lola: oo! hintayin mo nalang ako dun.

(Naghintay si Lolo sa may tabing ilog dala ang 3 rosas with tsokolate. maghapon si lolo naghintay ngunit walang dumating. kaya umuwi na lang siya. pagdating sa bahay nadatnan si lola nakahiga at tumatawa)

Lolo: bakit di mo ko sinipot?
Lola: di ako pinayagan ni Mommy!!



KAGALIT
Pari: Si lolo lang ang walang kagalit! Ilang taon na kayo lolo?
Lolo: 90 years old
Pari: Tingnan nyo si lolo. 90 na walang kagalit. Bakit wala kayong kagalit, lolo?
Lolo: Patay na ang mga lokong yun!


MEMORY
LOLO:Mahal,matatanda na tayo,pero dapat matalas parin memory natin Pwede ba kitang subukan? LOLA:Aba oo? Sige tanungin mo ako
LOLO:5+5?
LOLA:12 di ba?
LOLO:ay oo nga matalas parin memorya mo mahal Magaling ka parin ka parin sa English hanggang ngayon!


NGIPIN
Lolo : astig ngipin mo apo ah parang exam
Apo:bakit po
Lolo: one (1) seat apart
Apo: sa inyo din po lolo parang test
Lola: bakit?
Apo: fill in the blanks


TOOTHBRUSH
LOLO: Apo, ituring mo ang syota mo na parang sepilyo...
APO: Ho?!? Paano po iyon?
LOLO: Huwag mo siyang ipagamit sa iba... at palitan mo ito minsan isang buwan.


NAHULOG
Apo: lolo, nahulog piso ko!
Lolo: hayaan mo na apo, marumi na yan.
Manong: Bata, nahulog sa kanal Lolo mo
Apo: Hayaan nyo na po marumi na yan!
Hahahahaha


FAIRY TALE
LOLA: Iho, ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong prinsesa. Kung ako ay iyong hahalikan ng 15 minuto babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.

(Makaraan ang 15 mins...)

LALAKE: Yan, tapos na. Bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?!
LOLA: Ilang taon ka na iho?
LALAKE: 30 na ho.
LOLA: Yang tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairy tale?



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Pinoy Inday Jokes and Banat ni Inday

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Inday is the famous 'kasambahay' of all. She's funny and sometimes compulsive. Her way of speaking and how she thinks makes her a box of laughing jokes. We Filipinos always relate her to our daily lives. She's always present in a servant-master scenario that has been very prevalent in our country. Here are some Pinoy Inday Jokes and Banat ni Inday that will definitely make your day a little brighter and funnier.

Beggar

Amo: inday, may pulubi s gate,paalisinn mo nga..
Inday: Right away!
Inday to Beggar: hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambiance of scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils & carbon free lungs, please go away now!
Beggar: What?! Who do you think you are?!You pathetic trying hard nanny! how could you, a social climber & very low grade mammal, underestimate a high-class beggar like me? what the  hell with u!
Inday: nakakasakit kana ah! mam oh,ayaw umalis oh..hehe!

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Inday caregiver

Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.
Amo: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?
Inday: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you!

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Amo: Inday, ba't umiiyak ka?
Inday: Sabi po ng doktor tatanggalan daw ako ng butlig..
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na?!!

Inday: Okay lang kung right lig o lep lig lang, kaso but lig eh!

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Phone Bills

Tatay: Laki ng PLDT bills dito sa bahay. i don’t use this phone naman, i use my office phone.
Nanay: Same here. I use my work phone.
Anak: Me too, i use my company phone.
Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work, di ba?

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Puyat si Inday

Inday: Walang hiyang kang lalaki ka pinuyat mo ako kagabi
Dodong: Bakit ano ba ginawa ko
Inday: Nagsasalita ka ng mga pangalan ng mga babae merong Tina, Marie, Rose etc.ect.etc
Dodong: So ano ngayon, ano kinalaman ko sa pagkapuyat mo
Inday: Hinihintay ko kc banggitan mo pangalan ko eh

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Bukol

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: (nosebleed) T_T



Chop Suey

sa isang sikat na restaurant..

Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma'am, sir?
Amo: whole roasted chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano order mo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce & veggies, like carrots, cauliflower, and baguio beans.  Sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion, generously helping of rootcrop and rice!
Amo: bigyan mo raw ng chopseuy 'tong abnormal na 'to! lagyan mo marang vetsin nang mamatay na!

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Tumawag si Pacquiao

(Pacquiao’s calling)
Inday: Gunaydin! (Good morning in Turkish)
Pacquiao: Hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru ober dir? I want to jas know ip can he be here to

catch me in di ring por di fight? I can be winning. Im not to be in di lose.
Inday: ha? (nosebleed)
-na knockout sa Inglis ni Manny! Sa wakas natalo rin si Inday.

Echoserang Inday

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ngbahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills andexpertise in management with the use of standardtools, and my discipline and experience willcontribute significantly to the value of thework that you want, my creativity, productivityand work-efficiency and the high quality ofoutcomes I can offer will boost the workprogress.
Amo: (nosebleed) T_T

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Pinoy Husband and Wife Jokes

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Being married is a big responsibility. And with these responsibilities, we create stress and quarrels between husband and wife. We cannot escape the scenario where the husband and wife gets into a fight. They may sound funny sometimes because they tend to say things that they did for the sake of love. It is often that husband and wife also quarrel about the salary or who is going to pay the next bill. Check out these Pinoy Husband and Wife Jokes that will definitely make you relate if you have your husband or wife.

Mister: Nag beerhaus ako! Ang P200 binayad ko sa beer Misis: Bakit kulang ang sweldo mo ng isang libo?
Mister: Ang P800, binigay ko sa dancer kasi alang damit, awang awa ako!

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Si Mister umuwi ng lasing:
Misis: Naglasing ka nanaman!!! palagi na lang kapag lasing ka, naasar ako sa mukha mo!!!
Mister: Kung hindi naman ako umuwi ng lasing, ako naman ang maasar sa mukha mo!!!

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Home version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire:
Husband: dear puede ka ba ngayon?
Wife: di puede pagod ako!
Husband: is that final?
Wife: FINAL!!!!
Husband: ok, can i phone a friend?!?



Husband: ano ang pagkain natin?
Wife: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
Husband: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?
Wife: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

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Wife: bat gabi ka na?
Husband: sensya na, nag aya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang...
Wife: Lasing ka no?!
Husband: Hindi!
Wife: anong hindi? Wala ka naman trabaho, pano ka nagkaron ng officemates?



Mag Asawang Bagong Kasal

Misis:Labs, may maganda akong balita sayo..malapit na tayo maging tatlo sa bahay na 'to..
Mister:Talaga, Labs?Wow. Ako na yata ang pinakamasayang tao sa mundo!
Misis: Buti naman at ganiyan ang nararamdaman mo.Dito na titira ang nanay ko!

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Daddy: Mommy, ang ganda ganda ng anak natin galing ata yan sa iyo ang angkin niyang kariktan!
Mommy: Huh!, paano nangyari iyun eh hindi naman ako ganun kaganda? (kilig kilig)
Daddy: yun na nga eh, wala ng natira sa iyo, nasa anak na natin lahat!

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Mister: Honey nakukunsyensya ako,dapat ko ng ipagtapat ito sa iyo.
Misis: Honey okay sa akin,mahal naman kita.
Mister: Honey alam mo,kapag nagseseks tayo,iba ang pinapantasya kong babae.
Misis: A ganon ba!???Eh honey ikaw naman ang nasa isip ko kapag kaseks ko ang ibang lalaki!!

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Meron Mag asawa nag- aaway:
Mister: mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo!!!
Misis: wehhhh! bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag- anak.. hehehe

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Isang gabing malamig.. kalabit c Mister kay Misis.
Misis.: not tonight dear, I have an appointment with my OB bukas, dyahi pag may sperm in me.
Mister. : Kalabit uli.... eh sa dentist may appointment ka?

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