Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.

Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

Girl: Wala eh, bakit?

Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?

How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?

How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?

How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

“I” am very important!

But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE

Boy Banat with Girl Banat Pamatay na Banat and Pick up lines

A collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is sweet banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Mayabang ba ako?
Girl Banat: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy Banat: Sabi kasi nila mayabang ako..
E ikaw lang naman pinagyayabang ko.

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Boy Banat: Bakit mo ako sinagot agad?
Girl Banat: Ang ligawan kasi hindi na pinapatagal.
Boy Banat: Eh, ano dapat ang pinapatagal?
Girl Banat: Ang relasyon

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Girl Banat : Anong Pangarap mo
Boy Banat : Ang Mapag isa
Girl Banat: SUNGET NAMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy Banat : Wee! Gusto Ko Mapagisa Ang Puso Nating Dalawa!
ang Cheessyy!

Eksena sa Jeep ni Boy Banat at Girl Banat
Boy Banat: Girl, bayad ka na? (referring to jeepney fare..)
Girl Banat : OO, ba..(hindi pa natapos magsalita, hirit na agad ng..)
Boy Banat: Hindi nababayaran ang pag-ibig!

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Si Girl Banat ay nakaupo sa bakanteng upuan.
Boy Banat: Miss, bakante ba? (referring to the chair..)
Girl Banat: yup.
Boy Banat: buti naman, wala pang laman ang puso mo,
sana'y mapunuan ko ito..

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Isang araw nag iisalang si Girl Banat na naglalakad
Boy Banat: miss, may kasama ka?
Girl Banat: wala
Boy Banat: gusto ko sanang makasama ka habang ako'y nabubuhay..

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Boy Banat : Ayoko sa mga taong nakapaligid sa mundo ko!
Girl Banat: Pati ba ako? T_T
Boy Banat : Hindi, Ikaw kaya yung mundong tinutukoy ko

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Boy Banat: Alam mo, sa ming magkakabarkada, ako lang ang panget...
Girl Banat: Wag mo naman maliitin sarili mo.
Boy Banat: Eh totoo naman eh
Girl Banat: Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?
Boy Banat: Eh kasi ba naman, si  "Pedro"mas panget, si "Juan" napakapanget, at
si Dodong, sus, pinakapanget! hiihih

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Boy Banat: miss, excuse me..
Girl Banat: yes???
Boy Banat: ako na ang pinakamasayang tao sa balat ng lupa!
i love you too! (feeling sinagot siya hahaha)

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Habang Magkasama si Boy Banat at Girl Banat,
Nagpanggap si Boy Banat na nahihirapan huminga
Boy Banat: *ubo* *ubo* naninikip dibdib ko... ang hirap huminga...
Girl Banat: ano nangyayari sa yo?
Boy Banat: hinika kasi ako mula ng makasama kita!
Girl Banat: ha? bakit?
Boy Banat: Because you take my breath away..

If you have you own favorite banat lines and pickup line , feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) for the latest features

Pamatay na Banat and Cheesy Lines Pick Up Lines

Here's a collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines. Also includes banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

"Ang Relasyon

Parang KAPE yan,

LUMALAMIG

Pag Napabayaan!"

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Kung nasa laboratory ka at kasama mo ako,

anong english nun?

hmmmm...

di... YOU'RE IN LAB, WITH ME!"

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"Boy Banat: Paano ko ba matatagpuan ang PAG-IBIG?

Sumagot...

Girl: Aling Branch ba?"

"Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo."

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"Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?

Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko."

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"Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player,

mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss."

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"Can i take your picture?

Because I want to show

Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!"

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"Exam ka ba?

Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh"!

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"Lecture mo ba ako?

Lab kasi kita."

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"Centrum ka ba?

Kasi you make my life complete!"

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"Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?

Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko."

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"Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?

Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo."

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"You are like my underwear..

Because I can’t last a day without you"!

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"Ibibili kita ng salbabida?

Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko."

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"Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?

Single kasi ako eh."

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"May lisensya ka ba?

Because you’re driving me crazy eh."

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"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko."

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"May lahi ka bang aswang?

Ang pangit mo kasi eh.."

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"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?

O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako"

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"Usapang Medical naman

Sana nagka-asthma nalang ako,

para ikaw ang maging Nebulizer ko"

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"Sana I would be like ADVIL to relieve your pain,

TEMPRA to level your body heat,

ENERVON to give you extra energy,

and RED BULL to get you going"

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"Ito napapanahon

Dalawin mo naman ako sa November 1,

Patay na patay kasi ako sa'yo eh."

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"nasira Blackberry ko,

pero o.k lang yun ikaw naman Strawberry ko"

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"Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."

Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016

Valentine's Day for some is not an occasion to celebrate as they find it boring and may only cause their pocket thinner. They would just prefer watching basketball game replays at home rather than go for a chick flick at a movie house. They would play video games than spending a day with their girlfriends on a park. For some women, they would rather go shopping with friends and make most out of the day. Well, only some people are those kind. Many are still prefer going on a date and exchanging gifts and messages.

If your not the romantic type of person then this read is for you. We have collected some Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016 to brighten up your day.

"My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day,

so I tied him up and went to the nightclub."

"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.

Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

If you have you own Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings

The saddest part in life is when you find the right person who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be… And you just have to let it go.  Here's collection of Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings and at such times you can comfort yourself with the following sad quotes and sure you’ll find this post useful. If you have your own favorite Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sad quotes. Hope you'll like it!

It’s sad when the people you know became people you knew. When you can walk right past someone. Like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours And now you can barely even look at them.

Check out this video about Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings on Youtube

 I didn't want to admit it.  It was easier to lie.  Hide the hurt and emptiness to smile instead of cry.

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If it wasn’t for the pain I felt yesterday, I would not be the person I am today!

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Why do we sleep when the next day we will wake up to still live with yesterday

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It hurts me too much to realize that everytime I smile at you and you smile back I turn around and realize its not my smile that you’re returning.

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Everyone has a time to stand with their head held high, everyone has a time to break down and cry.

In the course of our life we come across many people. We remember some and forget the others. However, we never forget the people who break our hearts. Those who have suffered heartbreaks know that it takes a lot of effort to pick up the shattered pieces. Each sad love quote on this page takes a look at this unhappy side of love.

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God put spaces inbetween our fingers so another’s hand could clutch it tight in times of pain

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It's hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of, you just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while good things never last….some don’t even start…..

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I want to do to you exactly what you did to me. I want to lead you on, make you fall for me , and then I just want to let you go…I want to confuse you like you confused me…but most of all I want you to feel the pain I feel.

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Whenever I do something right, nobody seems to remember.  But when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget.

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I didn’t want to admit it, it was easier to lie.  Hide the hurt and emptiness, to smile instead of cry.

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Call me sad once I’ll just walk away, call me sad twice I’ll just say not today, and call me sad a third time and I’ll fall down and cry.

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When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut… it will heal, but there will always be a scar

If you have you own Sad Quotes and Sayings, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Happy Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings Collection

Nothing can be compared to the love a mother has for her children. Your love is incomparable, unconditional and inseparable. No matter where do you go or what should you do, at the end of the day You always find yourself finding solace of your Mother's advice. Happy Mother’s day!

Check out our collection of inspiring, warmest, and the latest Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings Collection will surely make you inspire by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings even in Tagalog / Pinoy, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: mothers day, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

I may not always spell it out to you but you are everything to me. I must have often denied, but the truth is that I can never ever survive without you. I owe you so much, but you will never ask. For all of this and much more, thank you dearest mother. Happy Mother’s day.

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I love you so much. I am lucky because I have you. Some love one some love two but I love you. Happy Mother’s Day!!

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I always pray to God, May you live long, May you always be with me.  Love you more than my life.  Love You Mom.

Family Quotes and Sayings Collection

We feature Family Quotes and Sayings Collection, another nuggets of wisdom that tend to put us back on track in remembering family values and never-ending ties with them.

You were once asked a question : Who are the most important people in your life? And the first to cross your mind – your family. You never wish for them and definitely you can't afford to lose them. Your mother, you father, your siblings, they are the ones who know you best and accept you for who you are.  They are the people whom you cherish the most and whom you share unconditional love.

A family is not just a fundamental unit of the society but a perpetual source of inspiration, encouragement, assurance, emotional nourishment and lets the light shine on you. Family means love, understanding, patience, sharing and faith. People from all walks of life need a family to teach and guide them in taking the right path.

It is indeed true that it’s easy to forget about the good times you had with them but at the end of the day as you lie down to your bed, you realize that your family is one of the most wonderful blessings ever given to you.

Share our featured compilation of Family Quotes that will surely motivate and rejuvenate you for a new beginning with a brand new outlook in place.

"Family is like branches on a tree our lives may grow in different directions but our roots will stay as one"

"The greatest memories in your life are your family’s memories. The time that you’re with them and proud to be happy because of their love."

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"Family is one of the sweetest words anyone can say because the letter of family means. Father and mother I LOVE YOU. So love your family."

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"In all reality, you just need the ones that care and love you in the end. Because they will never let you stand in a storm alone."

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"Never take anything for granted. Live life with the people who will never leave you; your family. You can pick your friends but not family, so make the best of it."

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"Family is your circle of life, it’s emotional but all together it’s that kind of love that made you who you are today, embrace and understand it with a much stronger faith."

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"Blood's thicker than water, and when one's in trouble
Best to seek out a relative's open arms."

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"Our family is a circle of strength of love with every birth and every union the circle grows.”

"Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life."

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"I may not have everything I want in life but I have all I will ever need to make my life complete, my family."

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"Having somewhere to go is home, Having someone to love is family, Having both is blessing."

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"Whatever happens to me. Wherever I go, whoever I know. Where ever I live. I will never lose my family or true friends. They will be with me for ever. They will never desert me"

If you have your own favorite Family Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or  just email to us with a subject: family and will posted up for you.

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Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.