Favorite Tagalog Valentines Day Love Quotes

Valentine’s Day is a season when people show feelings of love, friendship and strong fondness. It is distinguished in many ways worldwide and every year it falls on February 14.

Many people around the world celebrate Valentine’s Day by display appreciation for the people they love or admire. Some people take their loved ones for a idealistic dinner at a restaurant while others may prefer this day to propose. Some people give greeting cards,  flowers (particularly roses), chocolates or even jewelry to their love ones, admirers or even their close family member on Valentine’s Day. Here's the list of new Favorite Tagalog Valentines Day Love Quotes:

"Sa pag-ibig, walang bulag, walang pipi,

walang bingi… pero tanga madami."

"Hihintayin kita hanggang sa araw na malilimot na kita o

hanggang sa araw na mapagtatanto mong hindi mo ako malilimot."

"Sa araw ng mga puso, iisa lang ang gusto ko makasama

IKAW Yun at wala ng iba pa. Happy Valentines day!"

"Wag kayong masyadong masaya sa February 14!

Tandaan. “Hindi New Year kaya walang magpapa-putok"

"Alam mo ba ang salitang “pagmamahal”

Hindi ko yan pinagaralan pero sayo ko yan natutunan."

"Kapag nagmahal ka, MAHAL lang… huwag MAHAL NA MAHAL.

Para kapag nasaktan ka MASAKIT lang… hindi MASAKIT NA MASAKIT."

"Ngayong Araw ni Kupido,

Sana makita mo na rin ang taong kabiyak ng iyong puso."

"Hindi ginawa ang Break Up para  masaktan ka at lumuha,

ginawa to para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo e tama"

"Hawak mo ang kalahati ng aking puso. Huwag kang lalayo

sapagkat ako ay di na muling mabubuo

kapag ikaw ay nawala sa piling ko. Mahal kita!"

"Dear Crush, Kung ini-SMALL ka nila,

Huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita."

"Kapag rineject ka hayaan mo  na.

“Instead, gumawa ng mga paraan para magsisi Siya."

"Nakakainlove yung taong magkapareho kayo sa gusto

at ayaw pero mas nakakainlove yung taong kahit ayaw nya,

basta para sayo gugustuhin nya."

"Tandaan isa lang ang mahirap gawin at yun ay siya’y unawain

Pero mas ok na yun kesa naman iba ang kanyang pangarapin."

"Ang relationship ay may hangganan.

Magiging Forever lang to kung PAREHO kayong LUMALABAN."

"Hindi lahat ng sumusuko ay mahina at talunan.

May mga bagay at tao lang talaga na dapat SUKUAN para di ka MASAKTAN."

If you have you own Favorite Tagalog Valentines Day Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook  (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) Page for the latest features.

Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.

Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

* * * * *

Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!

* * * * *

Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!

Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

If you have you own hilarious Mother and Child Jokes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

If you have you own "Advance ako mag-Isip" Jokes and Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes

Our brother Muslims around the world will be celebrating Eid al-Fitr (Eid’l Fitr). It is one of the important religious holiday celebrations in Islam which marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar which is regarded as one of the five pillars of the Islamic faith. It is annually observed and considered a time for spiritual reflection as well as spending time with loved ones. Eid al-Fitr or The Feast of Ramadan means "festival of breaking the fast" and is celebrated in three days as an official holiday.

How do Muslims celebrate Eid? They do it by saying prayers, giving money to the poor, sending Eid greetings and feasting with their families. The most commonly used greeting on this day is “Eid Mubarak”, which is Arabic for 'blessed festival'. And here's a great compilation of greetings and Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes that you might find helpful or interesting.

"Show forgiveness, speak for justice and avoid the ignorant.

May the blessings you seek make you a better person."

"Sending you warm wishes on Eid and

wishing that it brings your way ever joys and happiness."

"When the sun has set, and day is done.

I'll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!"

"On Eid Ul-Fitr, wish that Allah's blessing light up the path

and lead the happiness, peace and success.

Happy Eid!"

"On this joyous occasion of Eid Ul-Fitr

May Allah bless you with Happiness and

grace your home with warmth and peace."

"May you be guided by your unflinching faith in Allah

and shine in His devine blessings!

A very Happy Eid Ul-Fitr"

"May the blessings of Allah

keep you heart and home

Happy and Joyous,

on this Eid Ul-Fitr and ahead!"

"May Allah bless your days with Happiness;

Your weeks with Prosperity;

Your months with contentment;

and your years with Love and Peace!

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr!"

"My good wishes for you are the just prayer

for your long happy life from Allah on this noble event.

Wish you a very Happy Eid!"

"On the occasions of Eid,

I pray for brightness over shadows,

happiness over dullness

and success over  failure

for you and your family

Wishing you a warm

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr to you!"

If you have you own Tagalog Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Eid Mubarak Wishes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:

Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan

ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y

Kailangan at Nararapat!

Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan

para sa matuwid na daan!

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!

Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,

Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!

Happy Independence Day!

Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw

na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!

hindi ang araw na....

"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"

Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,

Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop

kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.

If you have you own Tagalog Independence Day Quotes or Philippine Araw ng Kalayaan Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For

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List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate

"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.

pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.

IKAW!"

"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.

Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa

pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,

natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"

“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…

Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”

"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.

Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.

Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."

"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.

Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...

pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"

"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka

eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"

Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.

Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA

"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?

Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,

Minahal mo na agad."

“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,

kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"

If you have you own list of Bitter Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 

Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?

"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,

Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"

"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day

Dahil isang raw lang yun.

Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at

makakasama mo habambuhay!"

"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin

Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako

Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,

yun pala miss mo lang siya."

"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,

Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan

hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."

"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,

pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."

"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,

wag lang yung taong mahal ko,

baka matikman mo kung

ano ang KUNG FU ."

Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"

"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,

Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal

"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama

Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"

If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Sweet Tagalog Quotes for Happy Hearts Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. It’s another special occasion that most people celebrate in the second month of the year and they see it as a perfect time to showcase their unending love to their special someone. A whole day devoted solely to love. A time of the year when red roses and other flowers seem to bloom the best; when chocolates are sweetest than ever. Many monthsaries are celebrated on this day. This day is not also for romantic love but also a time when we celebrate friendship.

As this special day approaches, let your special someone, your significant other, or your friends and loved ones know how much they mean to you. We have these Tagalog Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share as Facebook status, messages, send as an email or even write in a card. Hope you'll like it!

"Halimbawa bang  i-TAG kaya kita sa PUSO KO?

Pwede kayang i-LIKE mo ko?

Happy Valentines Day!"

"Asintado naman masyado itong si Kupido,

Sapul na sapul nya ang puso ko

kaya ako ngayon ay baliw sa pagmamahal sa iyo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa darating na Valentines's Day

gusto ko ikaw ang magiging Prinsipe ng buhay ko.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa araw ng mga Puso, iisa lang ang gusto ko makasama

Ikaw yun at wala ng iba pa. Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pagmamahal hindi natatapos

sa pagsabi mo ng ‘I love you’

Dun pa lang nagsisimula.

Dapat patunayan mo sa kanya

na tunay ang nararamdaman mo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng isang diamante na pinakaiingat-ingatang tunay.

Hindi ako papayag na ikaw ay masaktan kahit kaunti lamang.

I Love You and Happy Hearts Day!"

"Alay ko sa iyo ang aking taos-pusong pagmamahal.

Ikaw lang ang nag-iisa dito sa aking buhay.

I Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pag-ibig ay matagumpay

kung ito ay sasamahan ng tiwala at pag-asa.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng pagmamahal ko sa aking sarili.

Minsan nga ay mas higit pa.

Happy Valentines Day!"

If you have you own Valentines Day or Hearts Day Quotes, even in english or tagalog.  Feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog True Friend Quotes and Sayings that Worth to Keep

In life, we always try to find those people whom we will share our memories. We try to pick the most compatible friends for us, the ones that we will entrust our secrets and all things that matters for us. And we all know that your best friend is almost like your brother or sister. Try sending these Tagalog True Friend Quotes and Sayings that Worth to Keep so that you can show them how special they are for you. Words may not be enough to showcase how you feel for them but the feelings that you will share through these quotes will definitely make them realize that friendships are not to be taken for granted.

Ang Tunay na Magkaibigan nag-aasaran,

naglalaitan pero hindi Nag-iiwanan.

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan, mas bitter pa sayo,

kapag nalamang sinaktan ka ng taong mahal mo"

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan,

kahit may tampuhan man hindi nangbubunyag ng sikreto yan".

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan kahit busog pa yan,

Pag nanglibre ka, kakain at kakain yan.”

“Ang tunay na kaibigan ay hindi nagagalit kapag ininsulto mo.

Sa halip ay mag-iisip sila ng mas nakakalokang pang-asar sa'yo.”

"Hindi lahat ng kaibigan, dapat pinapayuhan.

Paminsan-minsan kailangan mo lang silang batukan para matauhan".

"Ang mga kaibigan ay parang mga prutas. May dalawang klase yan:

yung isa "Seasonal" at yung naman "For all seasons.”

"Okay lang mawala sa akin ang taong minsan kong minahal.

Huwag lang ang mga kaibigan kong may pagka-baliw" hahaha

“Di baleng magkaroon ng kaibigang magulo. atlis siya ay totoo.

Hindi yung kaibigang akala mo’y Santi. Yun pala Siraulo.”

"Kapag ang cellphone mo nalaglag makapag panic wagas!

pero pag tropa ang nalaglag makatawa parang wala ng bukas!”

Friends are hard to find, but if you already found those people whom you'll trust every ups and downs, it is surely not a thing to regret. Let spread more words of appreciation. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and like our facebook page www.fb.com/akosiboybanat. 

Finally Found Someone Best Quotes and Hugot Lines

Finally Found Someone is a romantic comedy film starring Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz. This the fourth and reunion movie project made by John Lloyd and Sarah made under Star Cinema and Viva Films following the three (3) successful movies: A Very Special Love, You Changed My Life and It Takes a Man and a Woman. The movies is about the girl (Aprilyn played by Sarah) who is left by his groom on the day of their wedding but eventually trends online. When the time of her grief then she meets this guy (Raffy who played by John Lloyd) who works at a public relations agency hired by the father of the groom who will help her move on. Finally Found Someone is already earned a whopping over ₱300 million worldwide.

With a huge success of the movie, we listed down some of  of unforgettable, cute kakakilig quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone movie. Hope you enjoy it!

“I fixed you. You broke me,

Now, look what you’ve done."

“Dear Future Husband,

nasaan ka na?

“Ganito ako magmahal.

Ganito ko kayo mamahalin.”

“Dear Future Husband,

today is the worst day of my life.”

“Future Husband, nais kong malaman mo na

hindi ako mapapagod na hanapin ka.”

“Dear Future Husband, alam mo anong oras na?

Oras na para dumating ka.”

“Social serye. Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Nagpatawad. Binalikan.”

“Love deserves a second chance,

and I am the girl who gives second chances.”

“Kung sobrang daming problema mo,

puwede mong i-double time (ang pagkembot).”

“Finally, kapag wala na ang lungkot,

may ibabalik naman tayo: the love in her eyes.”

“Single ka pala? Kaya pala.

Medyo masungit ang walang love life, no?”

“Takot kang tumandang mag-isa

kaya gusto mo magka-love life.”

“It was never about the person.

It was about the dream.”

“Dear Future Wife, today is a tough day. I broke the heart of a friend.

Sana okay ang araw mo. If hindi, sana bukas pareho tayong okay.”

“Ayoko kasing may pagkakaibigang masisira

dahil sa hindi pagkakaintindihan.”

“I am the girl who gives second chances ‘di ba?

So I am giving myself a second chance.”

“Dear Future Husband, aayusin ko muna ang sarili ko.

Sana mahintay mo ako.”

“Dear Future Wife, Ikaw na ba ang nasa harap ko?

Kapag tumingin ka, ikaw na nga.

“Alam mo kung bakit ka tatandang mag-isa?

Dahil takot kang sabihin ang totoong nararamdaman mo.

Ako hindi. I have fallen in love with you.”

“Pagod na akong magsinungaling,

Pagod na akong magkunwari.”

“I’ll be telling my biggest truth.

I am willing to gain the only thing that matters.”

If you have you own list of quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines

Kita Kita Movie is a romantic comedy movie film starring by actress Alessandra De Rossi and comedian Empoy Marquez. The movie is about the two Filipinos living and who've met in Sapporo, Japan. Alessandra played a tour guide and with eventually suffer a temporary blindness, while Empoy who just lived across Alessandra's house with always looking and secretly fall in love with her. Suprisingly, Kita Kita Movie really hits box office which now earns a whopping P250 million on its 3rd week in cinemas. 

Because of the huge success of the movie, let us give you partial of kakakilig, funny and cute banat lines of Tonyo (played by Empoy) and hopefully the next batch will be on Lea (Alessandra). Hope you enjoy this Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines:

“May mga bagay na kailangan mong paghirapan

bago mo makuha.”

“Nagluto pala ako ng turon. Matamis.

Baka kailangan mo ng asukal. Ang asim kasi ng mukha mo.”

“Sabi nya kapag hindi kita pinakasalan,

ipakukulong niya ako.”

“Noong nakakakita ka, ‘di mo ako nakita.

Nang mabulag ka, doon mo lang ako nakita.”

“Actually, hindi ako nakatulog kagabi.

Inisip ko lahat ng masasakit na sinabi mo.”

“Eh, ano kung bulag ka,

ako naman ang magsisilbing mata mo eh.”

“Kailangan kumain ng repolyo para sumaya ka!”

“Bulag na bulag na ako sa pag-ibig.”

“Nagugutom ako kapag nakarinig ako ng bell.

Naaalala ko ang recess.”

Isang beses lang ako nagmahal.

Masama ba magmahal ng isa lang?”

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Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver

It seems that Uber and Grab's local woes is not over as the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) will apprehend and fine Uber and Grab drivers starting July 26. The move put LTFRB under scrutiny of netizens as they show support on these popular ride-sharing apps. Uber and Grab have been popular after they offer a more convenient means of transportation for Filipino commuters that somewhat hurt traditional taxi services. Can we blame their app users? We have heard a lot of news about taxi drivers harassing and assaulting passengers.

You may have also encountered taxi drivers who already mastered their "alibi" whenever a passenger would tell the drop off place. They have so much to say but most of those "rude" drivers are the ones who now complain against Uber and Grab. While the government agency seems to be on the side of the traditional transport services, many commuters are appealing to LTFRB not to deprive them of a better transport option and lauded the TNCs as dependable.

Let's wait and see how far this will go. If you are one of the commuters who give regular taxi services thumbs down, you will relate to these Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver.

"Ma'am, Puede na po maglakad na lang kayo,
Medyo mahaba traffic kasi eh."

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"Boss, Plus P50 na lang po,
traffic kasi doon eh"

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"Sir! gawin mo ng P250,
Medyo malayo dun eh"

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"Sorry po! Pa-garahe na po ako eh"

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"Naku Mam, Sira po metro ko eh,
Flat rate na lang."

"Ayoko dun!
Hindi po ako papunta doon eh."

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"Sa iba na lang,
Pa-Garahe na kasi ako"

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"Wala po kayo barya? Wala akong panukli
Kakapasada/labas ko pa lang eh"

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"Meron po ba kayong alam na mas mabilis na daan?
Ito lang kasi alam kong daan eh."

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"Ang layo po!
Baka puede dagdagan nyo na lang"

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"Sir saan kayo? Makati ba? Trapik po dun
Ma'am saan kayo? City hall lang ba? sakay na po!"

If you have other Nakakaasar na Banat/Alibi ng mga Taxi Driver to share, we will be glad to have it featured here. You can also visit www.boybanat.com or Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more reads to enjoy.

Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?

Did you ask yourself why you are having such tough time-saving money? Even you have stable job or having your own business? Hope this topic about "Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?" will help you to think again and make a plan in saving financially. As we can see in TV and social media sites more people are now accepting those money-saving challenges, Why not try it for you, it might work. Just imagine by starting with a P100, you can save and earn as much as P40,000 by the end of the year. Here are some common reasons why people having a hard time to save money:

•  KUNTENTO NA

Nakukuntento na lang sa maliit na sahod sa trabaho. Makakain lang 3 beses sa isang araw, puede na. Ayaw nang maghanap ng ibang pagkakakitaan. Puede naman mag sideline.

•  SILA MUNA, BAGO AKO

Inuuna ang gastos lahat sa pagtulong sa Pamilya, mga kamag-anak or mahal sa buhay minsan nga pati kapitbahay na kahit walang natitira para sa sarili.

•  SCARED LANG

Mahina ang loob. Ayaw  mag invest sa isang negosyo or business, baka daw malugi or hindi mabawi ang puhunan.

•  SWIPE PA MORE

Kaskas Adik!utang pa more! Lumaki na ang utang dahil sa pagiging maluho or waldas mo.

• ASA PA

Asa sa magulang! Umaasa sa sustento sa magulang o mga mahal sa buhay kaya hindi maka-ipon. Ek bakit ka nga naman mag iipon pa nandyan naman sila, which is yun ang mali.

•  WALA LANG

Walang plano sa buhay pagdating sa pinansyal, ni walang ipon kahit sa alkansya.

• PROMISE NG PROMISE

Yung palaging dahilan yung "Promise! Bukas mag-iipon na talaga ako!". (promise is meant to be broken)

• PASIKAT LANG

Laging Sikat! pag may bagong gadget, ayun bili dito bili duon. kapag may Seat Sale naman ayun lipad dito byahe duon. kahit ipag loan pa nya.

• WALANG PAKE

Pagdumating ang sahod, kabisado kung magkano. Pero pagnaubos na hindi na alam kung anong pinabibili o kung saan napunta.

•  MATAKAW

Basta may bagong Food store, hindi pahuhuli. Gusto tikman lang kahit magno pa yan. Sugod sa Maginhawa, Lilac, Tomas Morato at kung saan-saan restaurant.

If you have you own reason why is saving money so hard, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

The Best of Tata Lino Quotes

Bubble Gang's wise and witty hermit, Tata Lino, has been one of the favorite characters in the show portrayed by Michael V. The way he answers questions and giving advice will surely make you think twice. But let's admit it, most of his advices are practical and at the same time funny. Some of his notable pieces of advice were about love.

We already featured some of his quotes before and we will be featuring more of them to make your day. If you missed his segments, we compiled more of The Best of Tata Lino Quotes that you can share with your loved ones :

"Nagmahal ka ng malandi,

magtiis ka sa hapdi."

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"Ang babaeng mabait, napupunta sa langit,

ang hindi mababait napupunta sa panget!"

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"Kapag wala kang pambili ng bulaklak,

wag mo naman sanang daanin sa alak!"

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"Tandaan mo ito, sa panahon ngayon pag-nahulog ka sa isang tao,

sahig na lang ang sasalo sayo!"

"Parang basketball ang mga lalakeng nagpapa-cute,

mang-aagaw talaga para lamang maka-shoot."

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"Ang taong may kailangan,

bumabait ng di inaasahan!"

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"NOON: Pag wala ka sa grupo, huli ka sa topic.

NGAYON: Pag wala ka sa grupo, Ikaw ang topic."

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"Okay lang lumamig ang pagkain,

basta makapag-post at mag-trending."

"Pag gusto may paraan, kapag ayaw maraming dahilan,

pag yung gusto mong tao palaging nagdadahilan,

tanggaping mo nalang ang katotohanan, hindi ka mahal nyan!"

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"Biruin mo na ang lasing, biruin mo na rin ang bagong gising.

Wag mo lang biruin ang bading na naaagawan ng booking."

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"Alam mo yung masakit? Yun yung pinaramdam niya sayo na special ka,

pero iiwanan ka din pala."

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"Pag ang crush mo di ka agad nire-reply-an,

malamang may love life na yan."

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"Hindi bale nang payatot basta hindi nanlalambot."

Di ko kailangan ng taong iintindi sa akin,

ang kailangan ko e yung kahit di ako naiintindihan, di ako iniiwan.

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Yung estudyanteng ganadong pumasok dahil sa baon,

perfect attendance pero yung utak iniwan sa bahay.

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Hindi lahat ng bagay sa mundo nadadaan sa kinis,

madaming babaeng flawless hindi naman malinis.

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Tagalog Comebacks to When You'll get Married Question

Just walking around and having a very fresh day, then someone asks you “when you'get married” even though they already knew that you are still in Single status or just came from unhappy relationship? Well don't be piss off guys because we have this list of Tagalog Comebacks to “When You'll get Married? Question which made just that for this kind of situation and irritating question.

Sorry masaya na kami ng asawa Kong si James Reid
Fiance kong si Piolo Pascual
Boyfriend kong si John Lloyd Cruz
Kabit kong si Daniel Padilla
Babe kong si Paolo Avelino ..
So back off!

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Si PNoy nga di pa nag-aasawa... Ako pa kaya?

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Siguro pag naipasa na po ang same-sex marriage XD

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Umalis ka nga dyan, Sapukin kita gusto Mo?

Please po huwag po natin pangunahan ang plans ni Lord

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Hindi pa po kasi ako nakikita ng destiny ko!

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Kayo po mauna kasi Age before Beauty!

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Nagmamadali po ba kayo Kasi di nyo na abutan?

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Ang alam ko po, Wala po kayong pake, kaya tantanan nyo ako!

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