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Monday, December 26, 2011

Aling Dionisia Funny Jokes












Aling Dionisia Jokes

Wondering around the social networking sites and on youtube, it's just this funny Aling Dionisia Jokes catches my attention so I compiled and would like to share with you guys.

If you have some Aling Dionisia Jokes, you can share it here at boybanat.com or email us at boybanatweb@gmail.com and I'll publish it for others to see. This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

Sa Isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia:   Blue!!!  Blue the Kick!!!!

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Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...Gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi, babalik na lang ako,  magtitiis sa loob at
mag-aantay ng bagong makakapulot ng bote.


Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.

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Aling Dionisia:  Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapatkasali din pangalan ko.

Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

Check this out some Aling Dionisia's Jokes EDITED funny pictures on youtube
video credit to uploader kyutlips09 on youtube

Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

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Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?







'you is!'
'you is!'
'you is!'
-sigaw ni aling dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa 'you is!'

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Sa isang susyaling salon:

Gretchen B.: "i want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia: "i want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand."
Taob!! haha! Bentang-benta si Aling Dionisia.

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5 comments:

  1. Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

    Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.

    Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.

    Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?
    Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

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  2. Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

    Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.

    Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.

    Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?

    Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

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  3. "If it's Him"

    -men magazine na pinapangarap ni Aling dionisia na siya ang magiging cover.

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  4. dionisia: ayoko nang mag inglis
    manny: bakit nay?
    ang hirap eh halos lahat saliita ay "pis"
    ang isda pis, ang mukha pis,sa subdivision may
    pis 1, at pis 2 ay ambot sa kanding na naay bangs pis be with u Ü

    ReplyDelete

 
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