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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

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The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.



Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!


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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!


Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

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Nanay: Ang hina mo talaga sa math! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
Anak: Mas mahina po sa math si tatay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko." XD



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Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

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Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":



"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay
Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Di na ako iinom ng tubig
Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Di ko kailangan ng pera
Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Hindi na ako pumasok
Mag-uuwian din naman.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Bakit pa kailangan kumain
Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog
Eh gigising din naman ako.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"May sagot ka na agad
Bago pa ibigay ang exam!
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog
Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Maligo na dalawang beses
Para bukas hindi maligo
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone
Malolobat din nman
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko
Bago pa ako mag start sa work
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"



If you have you own "Advance ako mag-Isip" Jokes and Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes

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Our brother Muslims around the world will be celebrating Eid al-Fitr (Eid’l Fitr). It is one of the important religious holiday celebrations in Islam which marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar which is regarded as one of the five pillars of the Islamic faith. It is annually observed and considered a time for spiritual reflection as well as spending time with loved ones. Eid al-Fitr or The Feast of Ramadan means "festival of breaking the fast" and is celebrated in three days as an official holiday.

How do Muslims celebrate Eid? They do it by saying prayers, giving money to the poor, sending Eid greetings and feasting with their families. The most commonly used greeting on this day is “Eid Mubarak”, which is Arabic for 'blessed festival'. And here's a great compilation of greetings and Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes that you might find helpful or interesting.




"Show forgiveness, speak for justice and avoid the ignorant.
May the blessings you seek make you a better person."


"Sending you warm wishes on Eid and
wishing that it brings your way ever joys and happiness."


"When the sun has set, and day is done.
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!"



"On Eid Ul-Fitr, wish that Allah's blessing light up the path
and lead the happiness, peace and success.
Happy Eid!"


"On this joyous occasion of Eid Ul-Fitr
May Allah bless you with Happiness and
grace your home with warmth and peace."


"May you be guided by your unflinching faith in Allah
and shine in His devine blessings!
A very Happy Eid Ul-Fitr"


"May the blessings of Allah
keep you heart and home
Happy and Joyous,
on this Eid Ul-Fitr and ahead!"


"May Allah bless your days with Happiness;
Your weeks with Prosperity;
Your months with contentment;
and your years with Love and Peace!
Happy Eid Ul-Fitr!"


"My good wishes for you are the just prayer
for your long happy life from Allah on this noble event.
Wish you a very Happy Eid!"


"On the occasions of Eid,
I pray for brightness over shadows,
happiness over dullness
and success over  failure
for you and your family


Wishing you a warm
Happy Eid Ul-Fitr to you!"



If you have you own Tagalog Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Eid Mubarak Wishes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

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Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:



Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan
ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y
Kailangan at Nararapat!


Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan
para sa matuwid na daan!
Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!




Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,
Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!
Happy Independence Day!


Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw
na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!
hindi ang araw na....
"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"




Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,
Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop
kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.



If you have you own Tagalog Independence Day Quotes or Philippine Araw ng Kalayaan Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For

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List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

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Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate



"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.
pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.
IKAW!"


"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.
Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa
pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,
natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"


“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…
Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”


"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.
Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.
Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."


"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.
Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...
pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"


"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka
eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"


Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.
Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA


"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?
Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,
Minahal mo na agad."


“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,
kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"



If you have you own list of Bitter Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

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Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 



Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?
"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,
Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"


"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day
Dahil isang raw lang yun.
Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at
makakasama mo habambuhay!"


"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin
Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako
Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"


"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,
yun pala miss mo lang siya."


"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,
Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan
hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."


"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,
pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."


"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,
wag lang yung taong mahal ko,
baka matikman mo kung
ano ang KUNG FU ."
Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"


"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,
Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal


"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama
Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"



If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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