Friday, July 10, 2015

Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining

Some creative minds had just coined a lot of green jokes that are always funny. Most of them are hilarious and can really make you laugh out loud. From the thermometer joke up to difference between a snowmen and snowwomen, all of those can ease your bad day. These are mostly simple one-liners that can make you think twice before you get it right and secretly, some of these jests can turn you on. Ooops! Don't worry, you’re not the only one.

So if you're bored or looking for something to make your day, then this read is for you. We have collected some of the Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining.

Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste

Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

For sure, your "wild" imagination started to play in your mind. Well, if you're getting a tooth extraction, then you have to open your mouth wide, concentrate and endure the pain while injecting the anesthesia. On the process, you'll bleed and you just have to trust your dentist.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Happy Birthday Quotes and Heartfelt Birthday Messages

It's only once a year. A very special date to remember the moment a person was born. An unforgettable day when parents happily welcomed us after months of waiting. People have different ways of celebrating their birthdays; from throwing a party, dinner date with friends, go for shopping or just having a vacation. Sometimes, we don't just celebrate our birthdays for one day especially when we have a lot of friends and relatives to treat. This may mean you a lot of money to spend but the best part is your happy for another year of your life.

One of the most common way of greetings is sending a birthday message. It's still the best way to somebody know that you care and you never forget his/her special day. If your looking for messages and ideas, we have here Happy Birthday Quotes and Heartfelt Birthday Messages that you can give to a close friend or relative who will be celebrating their birthdays :

My birthday wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you, not only on your special day, but always.

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Count the age, not the wrinkles you have.
Count the blessings and wonderful experiences you’ve had,
not the mistakes you’ve made.

We all wish our loved ones not just happiness but also a joyfulness on their special day and on the years to come. We also pray for their success and good health and more blessings to received.

My best friend deserves the best birthday in the world, and my goal is to give it to you. Happy Birthday, and get ready to celebrate! The party starts as soon as we’re together.

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Today, on your birthday, I wish you the warmest love and happiness. May all of your dreams become a reality. But even more than that, may it bring you loads of true love and friendship. Have an Amazing Birthday!

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Because, today is a special day simply sending birthday wishes, wouldn’t do. So I’m sending you a day when all your dreams come true and, a year that means the most to you!

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