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Showing posts with label Tagalog Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tagalog Funny Jokes. Show all posts

RASTAMAN for President Goes Viral

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Filing of Certificate of Candidacy has been held for 2022 Philippine election and surprisingly there are almost a hundred of presidential aspirants. Among them is wittingly unexpected candidate in the name of Rastaman.

Rastaman instantly caught the attention of netizens after an interview about him and his supposed platform to run the country should he win the election. Politics in the country is always on the rough waters with issues here and there. And there goes Rastaman to lighten up your day. But then, who is Rastaman?


Mr. Ronaldo Plaza, well-known as Rastaman Yow is a Filipino citizen who previously filed for senatorial position in 2016 and is now back eyeing the highest political position where his main agenda is to “protect” the territories. He His unusual getup and seemingly sense of humor made him popular in social media and went viral hours after he filed his candidacy.

Rastaman is coined from male Rastafarian which is well known as a religious and political movement that originated from Jamaica.

Why si Rasta Man? 

  • Human 
  • Zombie 
  • Has motorcycle tattoo 
  • Ghost Rider 
  • Umaapoy, May pakpak 
  • May Third eye sa pisngi 
  • Hapini Infinity 

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Karen Davila with Lyca Gairanod gives birth to Hilarious Trending Meme

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It was last August 14, 2021, veteran reporter Karen Davila uploaded an interview with The Voice Kids season 1 Grand Champion Lyca Gairanod. The interview happened before the re-imposition of the enhanced community quarantine whereas Karen Davila went to Lyca’s hometown of Tanza, Cavite. During the interview, Karen Davila asked the simple question “When is your birthday?” then Lyca replied “November 21” which Karen, shocked and gave such a hilarious reaction because they both have same birthday. That’s the birth of hilarious funny meme that circulates in world of social media sites.

Here are some of our favorite memes and funny jokes from the hilarious Karen Davila and Lyca Gairanod reaction video that trends on social media.


DRIVER
HR: Anong pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kumpupot po
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: Tricycle Driver po
HR: May sidecar ho, Tricycle driver nga eh.


TOYO
Tatay: Anak, bili ka muna ng toyo sa tindahan
Anak: Mamaya na tay naglalaro pa ako ng saranggola eh
Tatay: Bakit, nakakain ba yang saranggola mo?!
Anak: Bakit din ho, lumilipad ba yang toyo mo?



BOYFRIEND
Jose: Namatay daw ang boyfriend mo?
Julianna: Oo, nasa punerarya, ngayon ang burol niya.
Jose: Condolences
Julianna: Salamat, ang hirap nga pero kailangan tangapin na wala na siya..
Jose: Gusto mo bang ako na lang ang pumalit sa kanya? *kinilig*
Julianna: Hindi ko alam eh.. baka hindi pumayag yung punerarya


GRADE
Tatay: Anak! Ano to! Bakit F ang nakalagay sa card mo?
Anak: (Pinawisan) Tay, Fasado po kapag ganiyan
Tatay: Mabuti naman! Akala ko Ferfect eh!

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Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages

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Filipinos aside from other nationalities is actually the Filipino had a lot of sense of humor. Pinoys are  considered among the happiest people in the world, at least based from surveys. Here's the list of best Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy Funny SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!



BESTFRIEND
Boy: Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito?
Girl: Ok! ano ba sasabhin mo?
Boy: Mahal na mahal kita lagi mong tandaan na nandito lang ako, lagi sa tabi mo!
Boy: ano natandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: Good! pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mo ah. Thank You! Wahahaha


GENIUS
Teacher: Ang unang maka sagot ng tanong ko, makakauwi agad.
Juan: (hinagis ang bag sa labas)
Teacher: Kaninong bag yon?
Juan: Sa akin po mam! Bye guys!


KULANGOT
Pakiusap huwag mo na akong BILUGIN ~ Kulangot


LAGOT
Isang araw si Pedro umuwi ng bahay.
Pedro: Itay, (padabog) pinapatawag daw po kayo sa school!
Itay: Bakit Pedro? may ginawa kananamang kalokohan noh?
Pedro: Ako po ba? baka po kayo Itay, ikaw nga po pinapatawag di ba? lagot ka


NUMBER
Ang gulo, change number na naman ako.
Nakakabadtrip, sinong namigay ng number ko?
May laging nagtetext at nagmessage sa akin at tinawagan ko..
Ang sinagot lang ay. “hello, ako budoy!”.


LOAD
Gwapong nagtext: Hi babe, paload naman P100.
Beking Jowa: Ok Babe
(nagmamadaling maghanap ng loading area)
Beking Jowa: nareceive mo na babe?
Gwapong nagtext: Hu U? nyahahaha


UTOT
Hindi ko naman hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo ko!
Ang kinasasama lang nang loob ko...
ay sa harap ng ibang tao ganun mo na ako kung itanaggi! ~ Utot


MATH
Teacher: Juan?
Juan: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 1+3?
Juan: 4 ma’am..
Teacher: very good! How about you Pedro?
Pedro: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 3+1?
Pedro: ayan ka na naman Ma’am, kapag mahirap yung tanong, ako ipapasagot niyo!


PAUPO
Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi:
Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?
(tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
babae : oo, sasayaw ako!
lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah! XD Hahaha


KALOOBAN
Dionisia: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.
Manny: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas! XD
Hahaha



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