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Showing posts with label Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes. Show all posts
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Ngongo Funny Jokes

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Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes is a vast collection of funny people who are speaking nasally with a touch of  funny lines. This NOT to make fun to any individual who are with physical deformity but those one who speaks in a muffled way or slang for an ignorant person. To understand more, why not check out this list of Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes that are worth to share with your friends:

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.
Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!
Genie: Matutupad!
Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?
Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki

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(Si Ngongo ay pumunta sa isang tindahan para bumili ng soda.)
"Mabili nga o nang Mebsi." Ang sabi niya.

"Anong sabi mo?", ang tanong ni Mang Gaston na siga ng lugar.
"Meb-si! Meb-si!", sigaw ni Ngongo.

"Aba at huwag mo 'kong sisigawan", ang galit ni Mang Gaston at sinakal niya si Ngongo. "Anong gusto mong bilihin h*y*p ka?"

"Ngok, ngok", hindi makahinga si Ngongo.
"Eh Coke lang pala, hindi mo masabi ng mahusay."

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