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Showing posts with label Tagalog Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tagalog Jokes. Show all posts

RASTAMAN for President Goes Viral

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Filing of Certificate of Candidacy has been held for 2022 Philippine election and surprisingly there are almost a hundred of presidential aspirants. Among them is wittingly unexpected candidate in the name of Rastaman.

Rastaman instantly caught the attention of netizens after an interview about him and his supposed platform to run the country should he win the election. Politics in the country is always on the rough waters with issues here and there. And there goes Rastaman to lighten up your day. But then, who is Rastaman?


Mr. Ronaldo Plaza, well-known as Rastaman Yow is a Filipino citizen who previously filed for senatorial position in 2016 and is now back eyeing the highest political position where his main agenda is to “protect” the territories. He His unusual getup and seemingly sense of humor made him popular in social media and went viral hours after he filed his candidacy.

Rastaman is coined from male Rastafarian which is well known as a religious and political movement that originated from Jamaica.

Why si Rasta Man? 

  • Human 
  • Zombie 
  • Has motorcycle tattoo 
  • Ghost Rider 
  • Umaapoy, May pakpak 
  • May Third eye sa pisngi 
  • Hapini Infinity 

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Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme is now on 3D version and Netizens are Loving It

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Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme is another installment of funny mother and child memes that continue to break the social media platforms and being share over ten thousand times. But this time it was imagined in 3D feature. The 3D Graphic version of this "Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme" is originally re-imagined by one netizen. An artist named Chino de Chavez of Lucena. 

We are featuring another set of hilarious Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme from numerous contributors that will definitely make you LOL and ROFL :



Nanay: Nak, sikat na tayo! linaw na natin!
Anak: Pano mo nasabi Ma? Wala ka pa din mata!


Nanay: Anak, kain na tayo
Anak: Kain lang po, walang tayo!


Nanay: Anak gabi na ha, san ka pupunta?
Anak: hahanap po ng Wampipti (P150) Nay, pambaon bukas!



Nanay: Kamusta future police namin?
Anak: Ito po malapit lapit na maging kriminal


Nanay: Bakit ka bumalik anak?
Anak: Kala ko utot lang t@e na pla! nalawit na eh!



Nanay: Nak, ba't ka bumalik
Anak: Swerte mo po Nay bumalik ako, siya hindi na ako babalikan


Nanay: nak saan ka punta?
Anak: may pupuntahan lang ako Ma, maghahanap lang ako ng Jowa sa Labas baka sakali makahanap na ako ng Jowa.



Nanay: oh anak, bakit ang aga mo? kala ko ba kakain kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?
Anak: Ayoko na Ma, KKB daw eh!


Nanay: Oh, Nak bakit ka umuwe?
Anak: T@ng!na! sabado pala haha


Nanay: Nak, bat ang aga mo umuwi
Anak: aabangan ko po yung Part 2 ni Rodney!


Nanay: Oh san mo dadalhin kapatid mo?
Anak: subukan ko ibenta, minumura na ako eh!



If you have you own  Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, tagalog jokes and latest memes just visit us on www.boybanat.com or like us Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Funny Nanay and Anak Memes That Are Actually Hilarious and Trending

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Have you already seen the latest and trending Nanay and Anak Memes which go viral all over the social media? These mother and child memes have been circulating all over Facebook and Twitter and became an instant meme craze the past few days. The simple caricature may have passed through your timelines and made your day.

If you're looking for more, check out below as we've rounded up the best of the mother and child memes. Browse our compilation of Nanay and Anak memes and know more about the most talk about memes this 2019 that every netizen laughed at. Enjoy!



Mother:Nak balita ko may galit na galit daw sayo ha Facebook? Block mo na kaya
Child: Ayoko Ma, gusto ko pa syang inggitin Hanggang mastroke! hahaha


Mother: Nak, nandyan ka na pala. Anong gusto mo?
Child: may gusto akong tao pero hindi ako gusto!


Mother: Ano anak, naka move-on ka na ba?
Child: Sa totoo lang, hindi naman mahirap kalimutan yung tao. Ang mahirap kalimutan ay yung mga masasayang alaala na nabuo nyo nung time na masaya pa kayo



Mother: Balita ko hiwalay na kayo?
Child:Bitawan ang dapat bitawan, pakawalan ang dapat pakawalan, dahil pag hindi mo ginawa yan, patuloy at patuloy ka paring masasaktan.


Mother: Nak, nasaan yung jowa mo? gusto ko na sya makita at makilala
Child: Ma, pareho lang tayo, Gusto ko na rin siya makita at makilala



Mother: Bakit ka umuwe?
Child: Walang malakas na kainuman lahat mahihina


Mother: Oh san ka pupunta?
Child: Lilipat na ako ng Bocaue nay, doon daw daw kasi nakatira ang mga gwapo at magaganda


Mother: Nak, Kabatch mo malayo nang narating
Child: Kahit makarating pa sila ng Mars wala akong pakialam!


Mother: Bat ka Umuwi? Akala ko ba makiki birthday ka?
Child: Walang Lumppia!!


Mother: Nak may rereto ako sa iyo.
Child: Pass Inay, siya pa rin ang bibi ko.!



If you have you own Funny Nanay and Anak Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat). 

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

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The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.



Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!


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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!


Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.



If you have you own hilarious Mother and Child Jokes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).


Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

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Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":



"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay
Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Di na ako iinom ng tubig
Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Di ko kailangan ng pera
Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Hindi na ako pumasok
Mag-uuwian din naman.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Bakit pa kailangan kumain
Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog
Eh gigising din naman ako.
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"May sagot ka na agad
Bago pa ibigay ang exam!
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog
Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Maligo na dalawang beses
Para bukas hindi maligo
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone
Malolobat din nman
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"


"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko
Bago pa ako mag start sa work
Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"



If you have you own "Advance ako mag-Isip" Jokes and Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

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Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

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Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

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Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kampupot po.
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po.
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.
HR: SINGLE?
Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

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What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

ERAP Jokes Collection

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Erap Jokes Collection is a feature about the comic character and funny jokes conversation of Erap with the other people and personalities. Erap Jokes are very popular on TV, tabloid and even today in social media networks, blogs and website. Did you know that Joseph "Erap" Estrada, is a former Mayor of San Juan City, a Senator and the former President of the Philippines. He's the first one to be elected as President and Vice-President. Now, He is currently the Mayor of the City of Manila. Here's the funny and the best Erap Jokes Collection that you'll surely laugh on it. Hope your enjoy it!

CARABAO
Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
Erap: Carabao, ma’am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
Erap: How about another Carabao?

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KLASMEYT
Classmate 1: What is 5 plus 4?
Erap: Eh di 9!
Classmate 2: What is 4 plus 5?
Erap: Gagaguhin mo pa ako eh binaligtad mo lang... eh di 6!



MILF
ERAP to MNLF : Sumuko na kayo!
MNLF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : s#3t! Tuloy ang giyera.


SAFE SEX
Nag-usap sina FVR at Erap sa sexual practice nila.
FVR: Naniniwala ka ba sa safe sex?
ERAP: OO naman, sinisigurado ko na wala ang mga asawa
nila kapag ginagawa ko yon.

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WRISTBAND
Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.
Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something…
Erap: What the F*#! Yung wristband ko!

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SOFDRINK
Tanong: Ilan litres meron ang Coke 2000?
Erap: Apat!
Tanong: Ha?
Erap: LITRE C, LITRE O, LITRE K, LITRE E!! 'anga!

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SIGNAL LIGHT
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin?
(as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…

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LUNCH
After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton.
Erap is asked if he would like another serving.
Erap replies politely: “No thank you. I’m fed up already.”

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CHIPPY
Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy? And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"

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WALEY
Sa isang French resto kasama si Jinggoy:
Sabi ni Erap: “Anak, magpa-va-let na lang tayo.”
Jinggoy: “dad val-ey parking po.”
Nang nasa loob na ng resto:
Erap: “ayan mag-buff-et tayo anak.”
Jinggoy: “dad, it’s buff-ey.”
Matapos kumain at magbabayad na:
Erap: “naku anak, nakalimutan ko sa car ang
aking wall-ey!”

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ALLIGATORS
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
"THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE"!

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8 FEET
Friend: Pareng Erap may regalo ako sa b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet.
Erap: ako ba niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet ka pa dyan. Tanga!

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SEAFOOD
Erap & Gloria having a conversation:
Gloria: Salamat at nagkabati na tayo sa wakas
Erap: Oo nga, dahil dyan i-treat kita sa paborito kong restaurant
Gloria: Saan?, ano b paborito mong mga pagkain?
Erap: Hulaan mo nagsisimula s letter "C"
Gloria: Calamares?
Erap: No.
Gloria: Cakes? Calamansi?
Erap: Mali lahat.
Gloria: Sirit na nga!
Erap: Edi C-Foods (Seafoods)

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AIRPLANE
Steward: Sir are you done?
Erap: No, I'm Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me FALSE?



Erap Jokes Collection is NOT to intend to take anything serious to any individual  but these are exaggerations and not close to reality. These are collected from other websites, blogs and social media sites. So if you have your own favorite Erap Jokes out there, you can simply post it here.

Ngongo Funny Jokes

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Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes is a vast collection of funny people who are speaking nasally with a touch of  funny lines. This NOT to make fun to any individual who are with physical deformity but those one who speaks in a muffled way or slang for an ignorant person. To understand more, why not check out this list of Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes that are worth to share with your friends:

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.
Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!
Genie: Matutupad!
Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?
Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki

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(Si Ngongo ay pumunta sa isang tindahan para bumili ng soda.)
"Mabili nga o nang Mebsi." Ang sabi niya.

"Anong sabi mo?", ang tanong ni Mang Gaston na siga ng lugar.
"Meb-si! Meb-si!", sigaw ni Ngongo.

"Aba at huwag mo 'kong sisigawan", ang galit ni Mang Gaston at sinakal niya si Ngongo. "Anong gusto mong bilihin h*y*p ka?"

"Ngok, ngok", hindi makahinga si Ngongo.
"Eh Coke lang pala, hindi mo masabi ng mahusay."

Bekimon Funny Jokes and Bading na Banat

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We've already featured wide collections of funny jokes, conversation, quotes and banat with Boy Banat, Girl Banat and more from different stereotypes. Pick your most favorite Bekimon Funny Jokes and Bading na Banat here and share it with your gay friends out there.  Now, here's another compilation of some of the funniest and naughtiest jokes and banat of our beloved beki's. Enjoy reading!

Boy Banat: miss para kang chicharon
Girl Banat: bakit?
Boy Banat: ang sarap mong papakin!
(Bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy Banat: oo. Bwiset! nakaka-high blood ka!

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Holdapan. (Beki version)
Pulis1: Hoy chakadal! Nandito na si Darna! Sumuko na jokaw! Super surroundings ka na namin teh!
Holdaper: Wiiit! Keribels ko kayo teh! Jokoy pa! Tumbang preso yan si Darna sa jokin! Wa itas bag!
Pulis1: Ay mataray na echuserang froglet ka ha! Mga baklitas! Sugod na jutams!
Pulis2: Narinig niyo si Mother Earth! Gora na mga sisteret! Shuplak!

Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes

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Here are funny and spooky Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, made just for this halloween and for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: halloween jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak…T@ng!n@ naman, wala tayong yaya!

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Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!



If someone leaves you, don’t dare cry, smile and be happy. Pero bago mo sya palayain, ipagtapat mo ito sa kanya: isa akong DYOSA, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

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Tip for a Long Life: Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!…try nyo kaya!LOL!

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Isn’t it nice to be in bed,and someone's with you to watch you, touch your hair down to your back, and whisper to you.. “HANAPIN MO ANG PUMATAY SAKIN!!” haha











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Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers

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Are you familiar with Battle of the Brainless? it's segment spoof of an old local quiz show popularized by the former gag show "Tropang Trumpo", where simple quiz questions are never answered correctly but a funny and stupid one. Check this Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers for you to enjoy and share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: game show, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Question: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?
Answer: Baliw! XD

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Question: Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
Answer: Operadang bakla? XD



Check out this sample video of Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers


Question: Sino ang sikat na bayani ang nasa Php500 bill? Ang initials niya as "N.A"?.
Answer: Nora Aunor? XD

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Question: Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?
Answer: Itlog ng tao! XD

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Question: Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?
Answer: Yung tangkay? XD

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Question: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
Answer: T@e! XD

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Question: Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
Answer: Buhok? XD

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Question: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
Answer: Cold water! XD

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Question: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
Answer: Sunog! XD

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Question: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
Answer: Humanitarian? XD

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Question: Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?
Answer: Baby oil? XD

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Question: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
Answer: Sa motel? XD

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Question: Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?
Answer: Sweetserland? XD

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Question: Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?
Answer: Si scooby dooby doo? XD










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Tagalog Magkumpare Jokes and Pinoy Pare Jokes

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Here's a extensive collection of best, naughtiest, funniest and latest Tagalog Magkumpare Jokes and Pinoy Pare Jokes, made just for you and to share with. This Pare Jokes collection also features funny conversation of famous magkumpare Pedro and Juan. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pare Jokeswe would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pare jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pedro: Pre! Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?
Juan: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes.   Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo!XD

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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano daw, basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Baraha.XD



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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!XD

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Juan: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pedro: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Juan: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pedro: pare ako nanalo!XD

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Pedro: pare amoy tinapay ka ah..
Juan: talaga? hehe anong klaseng tinapay naman?
Pedro: Putok pare!  XD  

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Juan: Ano ang pinakamainit na bahagi ng katawan ng babae?
Pedro: Singit.
Juan: Bakit?
Pedro: Kita mo, sa sobrang init, nagkaroon ng biyak!

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Pedro: Pareng Juan, what is your greatest fantasy?
Juan: To be kissed by someone in the rain, Pare how about you?
Pedro: to be that someone kissing you in the rain. Love you Pare!

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Juan: Pare! Ang ganda ng dream ko kagabi! Dinidilaan ko ang pagitan ng boobs ni Angel Locsin!
Pedro: Hayop ka, pare! Kaya pala basa ang puwet ko paggising ko! XD

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Juan: mga pare! yung asawa ko, favorite movie niya yung "Lord of the Rings the TWO towers" at sakto, kambal ang anak namin..!
Berto: wala ka sa asawa ko! favorite nya yung "the THREE musketeers" at
sakto, triplets ang anak namin..!!

nagtatawanan ang dalawa nang mapansin nila si Pedro..

Juan: Pedro! bakit parang balisa ka? Di ba manganganak na din ang misis mo?
Pedro: eh meron kasing favorite movie yung misis ko, kinakabahan ako...
Berto: anong movie ba yun?
Pedro: 300..!!XD

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Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?"
Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.."
Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..."
Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"XD

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Juan: Uwi na ako at gustong gusto ko na hubarin ang panty ng misis ko!!!
Pedro: Bakit, hot na hot ka na pare?
Juan: Hindi!!!! Masiyadong masikip sa akin eh!XD










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Pinoy Comedy Banat and Komeding Banat Jokes

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Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Pinoy Comedy Jokes and Komeding Banat Jokes, made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Komeding Banat Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: comedy banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kapag tumulo ang sipon sa harap ng crush mo..
ito sabihin niyo...
kita mo na? pati sipon ko nahuhulog na sayo...
gusto mo inumin ko toh para sayo?...Nyahahaha

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Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O sige po, manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Dad, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo



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Boy: miss taga saan ka:
Girl: bakit:
boy: gusto ko lang malaman kung saan ka nakatira,ibig kitang haranahin mamayang gabi...
Girl: naku hindi na uso yun....
Boy: ano na uso ngayun:
Girl: halika hatid mo ako sa sogo..

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GIRL: Hubarin mo na bra ko...
BOY: O, ayan...
GIRL: Hubarin mo na panty ko...
BOY: O, ayan, hinubad na...
GIRL: Sige, next time, 'wag mo na isusuot mga gamit ko ha!

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Umuwi ng bahay si Boy Banat…
Boy Banat: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal’s Office!
Nanay: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
Boy Banat: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.gee!

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Boy: pag mag asawa na tayo di kana maglalaba.
Girl: weh? talaga? bakit naman?
Boy: kasi araw araw na tayong nakahubad.

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Si Pedro bumili ako ng cond0m sa mini stop.
Cashier(girl): Sir, ipaplastik ko pa po ba?
Pedro: Hindi na, susuotin ko na e.

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Ayoko nang madidi-dikit sa pintuan...
sawang-sawa na akong tawaging boy next door.

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Boy: alam mo, para kang albatros deodorizer.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: kasi binigyan mu ng halimuyak ang mala-inodoro kong buhay..

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Pedro: Nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang

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Banat ng nanay sa anak
Aanuhin mo pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang tatamaan ka na!!!

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Girl: Hatid mo ko.
Boy: Ayoko. Wala ako pera ngayon.
Girl: Ayaw mo?! Bahala ka! Wala pa naman tao sa bahay ngayon.
Boy: Aba! Tingnan mo nga naman. May naipit pa pala akong bente sa wallet.

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There are 70 ways to make me happy first is to LOVE ME!
then the rest is 69










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Tagalog Inuman Jokes and Pinoy Lasing Jokes

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Here's a extensive collection of the best, funny, naughty and latest Tagalog Inuman Jokes and Pinoy Lasing Jokes made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Inuman Jokes and Pinoy Lasing Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: lasing jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!



Nung tinanong ako ng magulang ko,
“Anong napapala mo sa kaka-inom?”
Tinanong ko rin sila,
“Anong napapala ninyo sa kaka-sermon?” XD

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Nahuli ni misis si mister na lasing sa club,
kaya nagpanggap siyang GRO. Mrs:”Pogi, gusto mo ko i-table?”
Mr: “Ayoko sa yo, kamukha mo asawa ko!”

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“Biruin na ang lasing, kahit pa ang bagong gising,
wag lang ang bading na inagawan ng booking.”

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While drinking with the boss, she challenged,
“Ang ayaw na uminom, bading!” Wanting to go home already,
I told her, “Babu na girl, Suko na akesh!”

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You know why alcohol is better than milk?
Pangit kasi pakinggan yung, “Tara ‘tol, dede tayo!”XD

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A girl in a bar was offered margaritas, got drunk & was gang-raped.
The next day, not remembering what happened the previous night,
she came back to the same club & was again offered the same drinks.
She said, “Ayoko na ng margarita, masakit sa puk*!”

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During a drink fest in Tagaytay, my cousin was so drunk that she chased my gay friend shouting, “Halika dito, gagawin kitang lalake!” XD

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Text exchange between 2 friends:
Ben, the hunk, and Alvin, the gay who was drunk.
Ben: Matagal ko nang tinatago ang nararamdaman ko para sa'yo.
Mahal na mahal kita.
Alvin: “Oh my gosh, akala mo ba ikaw lang?
Mahal na mahal din kita, Ben!” (long pause)
Ben: “Pare, wrong send ako.”

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Two drunks peeing in public toilet, one straight, one gay. Gay was watching straight guy as he peed. Straight: “Pag di ka tumigil, hahampasin kita nito!” Gay: “Promise?” 


Isang girl may nakitang umiihing lasing sa daan.
Girl: “Ano ba yan! Ang daming bulb*l pero ang liit ng t*ti!”
Lasing: “Anong gusto mo, maraming tit* pero maliit ang bulb*l?”

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Lasing 1: “Pare totoo bang babaeng lamok lang ang nangangagat?”
Lasing 2: “Tanga, pati aso nangangagat!”

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Lasing 1: Ano nga pala spelling ng orange?
Lasing 2: Alin, yung kulay o yung prutas?

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Namatay yung kapitbahay namin na drug dealer.
Sa 1st night ng bur0l, may mga dumating na addict na mga lasing.
Biglang lumapit yung isa, sabay yumakap sa kabaong
sabay sigaw ng, “Drug lord, bakit mo kami iniwannn!!!”

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During an all-girl inuman, one friend complained that only ugly men are courting her. Another friend assured her, “Ganun talaga, kasi yung mga guwapo, sila-sila ang nagliligawan!” 



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Pinoy Father and Son Jokes

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The bond between a father and son is irreplaceable. There are moments that you can relate to, especially those humorous ones. As Filipinos, we tend to joke a lot because this is our nature, being funny and happy. Here are some of Pinoy Father and Son Jokes that I bet you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. Send them to your son or father so you can enjoy it both.

Ang Tatay at ang anak na Bading
Tatay: Bading ka ba?
Anak: Opo, dadi
Tatay: (Dinuldol sa harina c jr). Ano?! Bading ka pa ba?!
Anak: Hindi na po.
Tatay: Eh anon a?
Anak: Geisha na po! (Ang taray!)

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May Ama galit na galit nang malamang bading ang kaniyang anak, inihiagis niya sa Swimming Pool...
Tatay: Ngayon anak, lalaki ka na ba?
Anak: Hindi po.... Sirena na po!
Nagalit ang Ama, inihigas naman ang anak sa harina...
Tatay: Ngayon anak, lalaki ka na ba?
Anak: Hindi po.... GEISHA na po!
Sa sobrang galit ng AMA, inihagis ang anak sa Uling....
Tatay: Uulitin ko, lalaki ka na ba?
Anak: Hindi po... Ako na si....
BEYONCE!!!! "All single ladies.... put your ring on it"

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Tatay: Anak, painumin mo na ang kalabaw!
Anak: Opo itay!
( Pagkalipas ng ilang saglit! )
Anak: Tay, ayaw po uminom ng kalabaw!
Tatay: Bakit? Saan mo ba nilagay yung tubig?
Anak: Sa baso po!
Tatay: Dapat nilagyan mo pa ng straw! Para masulit ang katangahan mong h@yop ka! hahahaha
Tatay: Anak, ibili mo nga ako ng softdrink
Anak:  Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke
Anak:  Diet o Regular?
Tatay: regular
Anak:  Bote o in can?
Tatay:  Bote
Anak:  8 oz o litro?
Tatay:  Bwiset, tubig na nga lang.
Anak:  Mineral o distilled?
Tatay: Mineral.
Anak:  Malamig o hindi?
Tatay: Hahampasin na kita ng walis eh!
Anak: Tambo o tingting?
Tatay: Hayop ka!
Anak: Baka o kambing?



Anak: Itay, masama ang pakiramdam ko.
Tatay: Aba, mataas ang lagnat mo! Patitingnan kita sa doktor.
Anak: Itay, nakatatamad. Kung titingnan lang niya ako… ipadala n’yo na lang ang litrato ko.

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Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano
Anak: Tay! Krus! Ang laking krus!
Tatay (Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo ng krus eh!
.....Lumuhod tayo!"

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Anak: tay, may manok sa kusina. Tinutuka ang bigas mo.
Tatay: paalisin mo!
Anak: oi, alis ka daw! ayaw umalis eh
Tatay: takutin mo!
Anak: awoooooo manooook!! May mumu diyan!

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Anak: Tay nagtumbling ako sa skul
Tatay: I told you wag kang magtutumbling, makikita panti mo.
Anak: Hindi nakita inilagay ko sa bag ko.

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Anak: Itay, ano sa english ang utot?
Tay: Wind of change
Anak: Eh ang utot na walang tunog?
Tay: Edi sound of silence
Anak: Ano ang utot na may dalang tae?
Tay: Dust in the wind
Anak: Eh ang di po sinasadyang utot?
Tay: Ahh..yan ang careless whisper

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Pinoy Husband and Wife Jokes

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Being married is a big responsibility. And with these responsibilities, we create stress and quarrels between husband and wife. We cannot escape the scenario where the husband and wife gets into a fight. They may sound funny sometimes because they tend to say things that they did for the sake of love. It is often that husband and wife also quarrel about the salary or who is going to pay the next bill. Check out these Pinoy Husband and Wife Jokes that will definitely make you relate if you have your husband or wife.

Mister: Nag beerhaus ako! Ang P200 binayad ko sa beer Misis: Bakit kulang ang sweldo mo ng isang libo?
Mister: Ang P800, binigay ko sa dancer kasi alang damit, awang awa ako!

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Si Mister umuwi ng lasing:
Misis: Naglasing ka nanaman!!! palagi na lang kapag lasing ka, naasar ako sa mukha mo!!!
Mister: Kung hindi naman ako umuwi ng lasing, ako naman ang maasar sa mukha mo!!!

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Home version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire:
Husband: dear puede ka ba ngayon?
Wife: di puede pagod ako!
Husband: is that final?
Wife: FINAL!!!!
Husband: ok, can i phone a friend?!?



Husband: ano ang pagkain natin?
Wife: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
Husband: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?
Wife: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

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Wife: bat gabi ka na?
Husband: sensya na, nag aya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang...
Wife: Lasing ka no?!
Husband: Hindi!
Wife: anong hindi? Wala ka naman trabaho, pano ka nagkaron ng officemates?



Mag Asawang Bagong Kasal

Misis:Labs, may maganda akong balita sayo..malapit na tayo maging tatlo sa bahay na 'to..
Mister:Talaga, Labs?Wow. Ako na yata ang pinakamasayang tao sa mundo!
Misis: Buti naman at ganiyan ang nararamdaman mo.Dito na titira ang nanay ko!

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Daddy: Mommy, ang ganda ganda ng anak natin galing ata yan sa iyo ang angkin niyang kariktan!
Mommy: Huh!, paano nangyari iyun eh hindi naman ako ganun kaganda? (kilig kilig)
Daddy: yun na nga eh, wala ng natira sa iyo, nasa anak na natin lahat!

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Mister: Honey nakukunsyensya ako,dapat ko ng ipagtapat ito sa iyo.
Misis: Honey okay sa akin,mahal naman kita.
Mister: Honey alam mo,kapag nagseseks tayo,iba ang pinapantasya kong babae.
Misis: A ganon ba!???Eh honey ikaw naman ang nasa isip ko kapag kaseks ko ang ibang lalaki!!

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Meron Mag asawa nag- aaway:
Mister: mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo!!!
Misis: wehhhh! bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag- anak.. hehehe

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Isang gabing malamig.. kalabit c Mister kay Misis.
Misis.: not tonight dear, I have an appointment with my OB bukas, dyahi pag may sperm in me.
Mister. : Kalabit uli.... eh sa dentist may appointment ka?

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Vice Ganda Funny Jokes

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Catch the Vice Ganda Funny Jokes by one of the well-known and one of the funniest comedian in the world of Phillippine Showbiz - Vice Ganda. Here's a collection of Vice Ganda Funny Jokes. If your have your own favorite  Vice Ganda Funny Jokes , we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: vice ganda. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Vice Ganda sa Opisina

Vice Ganda: Pasok mo nga dito yung mga papeles ko..
Secretary: Sir saan ko ipapasok , dito sa loob"?
Vice: Hinde sa labas, ipasok nga diba.pwede bang ipasok sa labas, sige nga subukang mong ipasok doon sa labas

ito pa isa:

Kararating lang sa opisina
Secretary: Hi. good morning po Sir nandito na po pala kayo.
Vice: Hinde wala pa, picture ko lang toh, hindi pa ako to.

Reporter: Pagkatapos ng nose to nose ano naman pauusuhin mo?
Vice Ganda: Habulan saksak..ikaw uunahin ko...Keri? Joke :)

Reporter: Anong course mo nung college?
Vice Ganda Ganda: Automotive Major in Troubleshooting

Reporter: Ano ang ginagawa mo pag Sunday?
Vice Ganda: Nag aantay ng MONDAY...



Vice Ganda Holdap

Holdaper: Holdap to!
Vice Ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong.
Holdaper: SABI NG HOLDAP TO!
Vice Ganda: so dapat pinagsisigawan?
Holdaper: Holdap nga to!! Holdap! Holdap!
Vice Ganda: Paulit-ulit? Unli tayo?
Holdaper: di ka tatahimik papatayin kita!
Vice Ganda: ano to, kalokohan? Akala ko holdap tapos patayan na? Ano to, 2 in 1?
Special o regular?
Holdaper: Bahlaa ka, Aalis na lang ako!
Vice Ganda: Ay ganun? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito!

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Vice Ganda in Restaurant

Vice papuntang Fastfood
Vice: (Umupo)
Waiter: Gud afternun po! Kakain po kayo?
Vice: Hindi, magluluto, tutulungan ko chef nyo.. Kakahiya naman nakiupo ako dito tapos hindi pa ko tutulong.. Bilis na.. Gusto mo tulungan pa kita sa mga customers nyo.. Tapos aasenso business nyo.. Edi masaya, di ba? Umunlad na kayo, nagutom pa ko.. Ang galing noh?

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Patay Tatay

Vice Ganda: umiiyak sa harap ng kabao ng tatay
dumating si bestfriend, hinimas-himas yung likod ni vice bestfiend: uy, okey ka lang?
Vice Ganda: ikaw loka ka, patayin ko tatay mo? okey ka lang!!!!
Vice Ganda: loka ka tatay ko nasa kabao, tapos tatanungin mo ko kung okey ka lang!!!

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Vice Ganda Jeep Trip

Binaba siya sa gitna
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice Ganda: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.

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Vice Ganda sa Park

Vice Ganda nakaupo sa park.. Walang nakaupo sa ibang upuan..
Manong: Pwede po bang umupo dito?
Vice Ganda: Hindi, tinatalunan yan.. Nakikita mo di ba, ang daming nakaupo.. Mamaya tatalunan ko yan.. Tapos sabay nating gagawin.. Sama na rin natin yung mga dumadaan.. Para mukha tayong mga baliw lahat.. Bilis na, simulan mo na..Maya-maya lang susunod ako.

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Vice Ganda with Fan
Fan: Siguro ang yaman yaman mo na
Vice Ganda: Sana madilang anghel ka....

Fan: Ano gamit mo papunta sa CEBU?
Vice: ROLLER BLADES

Fan: Ang layo ng Pangasinan sa CEBU
Vice Ganda: Ang layo din ng IQ mo sayo lapitan mo siya dali

Fan: Kaya mong magroller blades papuntang Pangasinan?
Vice Ganda: Backride lang ako..Joke Jokes Jokes



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