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Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.


MEDYO HAROT
Drayber: Estudyante?
Pasahero: Opo. 2nd year high school. Hindi pa nireregla pero may anim na crush na.


MEDYO HAROT PART 2
Drayber: San galing?
Pasahero: Nag group study po. Tapos alam niyo ba andun din yung crush ko. Magdamag niya akong tinuruan sa math. Tapos nung nag exam kanina, 0 nakuha ko. Hihi.

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MEDYO PARANOID
Drayber: San yung bente?
Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!

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MEDYO JINGGOY
Drayber: San galing ang 20?
Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.

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MEDYO MAYABANG
Drayber: Estudyante?
Pasahero: Mechanical Engineer. 2010 Board Passer.

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MEDYO NAKAHITHIT NG PENTEL PEN
Drayber: San ang baba ng bente?
Pasahero: Tung-inuhhh!! Naglalakad yung bente!!!!

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MEDYO DUMADAMOVES
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Dalawa po. Isang manhid at isang nagmamahal ng palihim.

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MEDYO MAY PATAMA
Drayber: Walang barya?
Pasahero: Yan tayo eh. Sobra sobra na nga ang binigay, pero parang kulang pa rin. Parang pag-ibig.

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MEDYO DEFENSIVE
Drayber: San galing?
Pasahero: Nagmotel. 3 hours kami dun. At wag kayong judgmental please. Gumawa lang kami ng loombands.


You have your own Tagalog Jeepney Jokes? Feel free to share them with us and we'll be glad to have them posted here. Just Contact Us and will get back to you soon. You can also visit Boy Banat Official Facebook page for more Quotes and Jokes

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