Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messages

Here's a extensive collection of best, cheesy, funny and latest Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Marunong ka bang sumalo?
Bakit?
Para kasing nahuhulog na ako sayo eh.

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Badtrip!
Ano bang problema ng hangin?
At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!

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Sana happy meal ka nalang
Bakit?
Para Pwede kitang i-take home

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sana isda nalang ako at ikaw ang tubig
Bakit?
kasi hindi ako nabubuhay nang hindi kita kasama

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Sana yelo na lang ako na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
Sana telepono na lang ako para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo pa

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miss tuesday ka ba?
bakit?
monday kasi ako at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

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Sana ID na lang kita
Para pag nawala ka
Alam nilang akin ka

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Sana Diamond na lang ako
Bakit?
Para matawag mo akong mahal

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Sa tingin ko mawawala ang
pangit sa mundo kapag
kumalat ang lahi mo?

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Kagabi hindi ako makatulog
Bakit?
Pabalikbalik ka kasi sa isip ko

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Peanut ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi PEANUT-tibok mo ang puso ko.

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Sayo na ang GSiS & SSS ID mo
Basta akin na ang PAG-iBiG mo

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Si bossing ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I love you mwuah mwuah tsup tsup!!

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Boy: whats your biggest dream?
Girl: mahalikan ang ulan. ikaw?
Boy: maging ulan para mahalikan mo ako

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Naligo ka na ba?
Bakit amoy akin ka pa din?

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Ang ganda naman ng pangalan mo
Salamat
Mas gaganda yan kung isasamo yung last name ko.

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Para kang kanto
Bakit?
Kasi nacorner mo buhay ko.

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virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita
hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin
ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako..
para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero
bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.

Sorry SMS Text Messages

Looking For Sorry Text Messages SMS? Here's a collection of cool, best and latest Sorry SMS Text Messages and I'm Sorry SMS for you to share with.If you have your own favorite Sorry Text Messages SMS Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sorry sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

If you say sorry then you are lying because,
if you were so sorry then you wouldn’t have done it!

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Feeling Sorry For Yourself, And You Present Condition,
Is Not Only A Waste Of Energy But
The Worst Habit You Could Possibly Have

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i am sorry for the way i am, but if you were a true friend,
would the love me for who i have try to become,
because i did it all for you!!!

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I feel Sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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i’m sorry i broke ur heart, but you broke mine.
i’m sorry for living but not for killing ur heart.
i’m sorry for dieing the way i did
but not for whatt i did to your heart

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What I Did Was Foolish and Impulsive
If I Could Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Did’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You

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i told ya how i really feel , the pain in my heart,
the tremble in my hand, missing u always…
all u said was “not ready for love”
well,never been more sorry for luvin ya !!

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I feel Sorry for the person
who can't get genuinely excited about his Work.
Not only will he never be satisfied,
but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

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I’m so sorry I dont know why I did the things
I did i would go back it time if it was only possible.

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I felt ashamed for what I had done.
I don’t have any excuses.
I did what I did.
I take full responsibility for myself and my actions.
I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody.
I’m sorry it happened.
And I hurt people.

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I am sorry i told you i loved you and hurt you.
I’m sorry i made you cry in the way i did.
I’m sorry i had to leave i just couldn’t stand to hurt you anymore
but I’m sorry that when i hurt you i hurt my self too.
Baby I Love You.

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Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages

Filipinos aside from other nationalities is actually the Filipino had a lot of sense of humor. Pinoys are  considered among the happiest people in the world, at least based from surveys. Here's the list of best Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy Funny SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

BESTFRIEND
Boy: Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito?
Girl: Ok! ano ba sasabhin mo?
Boy: Mahal na mahal kita lagi mong tandaan na nandito lang ako, lagi sa tabi mo!
Boy: ano natandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: Good! pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mo ah. Thank You! Wahahaha


GENIUS
Teacher: Ang unang maka sagot ng tanong ko, makakauwi agad.
Juan: (hinagis ang bag sa labas)
Teacher: Kaninong bag yon?
Juan: Sa akin po mam! Bye guys!

KULANGOT
Pakiusap huwag mo na akong BILUGIN ~ Kulangot


LAGOT
Isang araw si Pedro umuwi ng bahay.
Pedro: Itay, (padabog) pinapatawag daw po kayo sa school!
Itay: Bakit Pedro? may ginawa kananamang kalokohan noh?
Pedro: Ako po ba? baka po kayo Itay, ikaw nga po pinapatawag di ba? lagot ka


NUMBER
Ang gulo, change number na naman ako.
Nakakabadtrip, sinong namigay ng number ko?
May laging nagtetext at nagmessage sa akin at tinawagan ko..
Ang sinagot lang ay. “hello, ako budoy!”.


LOAD
Gwapong nagtext: Hi babe, paload naman P100.
Beking Jowa: Ok Babe
(nagmamadaling maghanap ng loading area)
Beking Jowa: nareceive mo na babe?
Gwapong nagtext: Hu U? nyahahaha

UTOT
Hindi ko naman hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo ko!
Ang kinasasama lang nang loob ko...
ay sa harap ng ibang tao ganun mo na ako kung itanaggi! ~ Utot


MATH
Teacher: Juan?
Juan: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 1+3?
Juan: 4 ma’am..
Teacher: very good! How about you Pedro?
Pedro: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 3+1?
Pedro: ayan ka na naman Ma’am, kapag mahirap yung tanong, ako ipapasagot niyo!


PAUPO
Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi:
Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?
(tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
babae : oo, sasayaw ako!
lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah! XD Hahaha


KALOOBAN
Dionisia: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.
Manny: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas! XD
Hahaha

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Romantic SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of cool, best and latest Romantic SMS Text Messages for you to share with.  Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.

If you have your own favorite cool Romantic SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy romatic sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking
At S0me 1 Silently ..
But Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1
Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently

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True luv is hard 2 find, special 1,
1 of a kind, but the luv inside of me is true,
it appeared d day i met you!

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I love the way you make me happy,
and the ways you show your care.
I love the way you say, 'I Love You,'
and the way you're always there.

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U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight,
those words run thru my head day n nite,
i dreamt u held me n made me see,
dat 4ever 2gether we wud be!

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Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.

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Flue, Headache, Migrane… I can always find medication to make me feel better.
But pain of missing u… there is no cure but seeing u! I MISS U x

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When you love someone, it's nothing.
When someone loves you, it's something.
When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything

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We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart.

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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

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I'm with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.

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A candle may melt
and it's fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

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U might b sleeping, U might b awake,there’s a feeling,
i just cant shake…I know deep inside this feeling
is right the uncontrolable urge 2 say…. GoOdNiGhT!

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A thousand words would be too few to say just how I feel bout you so if I say
3 words be sure “i love u” means a whole lot more x

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nvr n my lyf hav i knwn sum1 as spcl as u r. 8's bcoz i can only c u wid my
heart...n wat i c is a beautiful prson hu i wont c anywer else bt jst n u.

Good Morning Text Messages and Morning SMS Quotes

Here's a collection of cool, best and latest Good Morning Text Messages and Morning SMS Quotes.  Remember that we should welcome a new day with a smile on your lips and a good thought in your heart.  If you have your own favorite Good Morning Text Messages and SMS Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: morning sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
Good morning and have a nice day.

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When we think about problems they grow double;
but when we laugh about them, they become bubbles.
Quit worrying and Good Morning!

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It takes only a moment to be kind, but the result can last a lifetime.
Thanks for your many acts of kindness…Good Morning to You!

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It is a
S"imple"
M"ind touching"
I"nteractive"
L"ong lasting"
E"ffect which Wins the hearts..
Yes..Its your "SWEET SMILE"
So Keep smiling always, good morning!

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you have imagined.
Have a Good Morning and a Great Day!

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May you notice the beauty of the morning,
See the glory of the sunshine, feel the moments
of the day and hear from a friend who cares. Good Morning!

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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smile
just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE
Good Morning!

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Night has gone and the moon too,
The sun has risen on a sky so blue
Open your eyes,
There’s a message for you – Good Morning!

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Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u

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No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

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A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, whether Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope, giving us another start at what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & a Nice Day.

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People often feel something but express something else
They mean something but say something else
So learn the art of saying nothing
in such a way that it leaves nothing unsaid...
Good Morning

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Every new day is a gift.
But, the longer you wait to open it,
The smaller it gets!
Good Morning!

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New day, new blessing. Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness.....Good Morning...

Cute SMS Text Messages

Looking for a cute and funny text messages and sms quotes? Here's a collection of new and latest Cute SMS Text Messages for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Cute SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cute txt, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.

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Nobody's right till somebody’s wrong.
Nobody's weak till somebody’s strong.
Nobody's lucky till love comes along.
Nobody's lonely till somebody’s gone.
I love and miss you!

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There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

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Science says that sugar melts in water,
so please don’t go out in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you!

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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

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u r as sweet as bailey, as strong as tequila, as warm as cognac, as exotic as malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as champagne. I am simply drunk on U!

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Love Is - Running Into your Arms,
Colliding with your Heart
And Exploding Into your Soul.

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Do you know how wonderful it feels to wake up each day and know
That you are mine and I am yours? – Have a wonderful day, my love.

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Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me.

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Hi, here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug, 2 big kisses, 3 servings of love. Hope that stirs your heart today.

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Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U.

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Love may not be what makes the world go round
But it sure makes the ride worthwhile.

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I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
Now you know why I messaged you!

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It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in 2s & one of them is me & u!

Tagalog Friendship Text Messages and Pinoy Friends SMS Quotes

Here's a list of cool, best and latest Tagalog Friendship Text Messages and Pinoy SMS Friends Quotes for you to share with.  Friendship is a promise only spoken by the heart. It is not given by any pledge & not only written on any paper. It is a promise renewed every time we keep in touch. If you have your own favorite cool Tagalog Friendship Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy friend text, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

“BARKADA”
jan ako n22 2mambay,umuwi ng late,mainlove,
mkipag-away,
at mkisama,
taz ssvhin nla,

BARKADA BAD INFLUENCE?
ibat iba mn kmi ng ktangian,
nphamak mn ako mnsn, lhat yan d ko pnagcchan,
dhil sa slitang yan, jan ako,
nging mtpang at ntutong lumaban..
oh realLy?!ahaha!

Tagalog Love Text Messages and Pinoy Love SMS Quotes

A good relationships don’t just happen. They take time, patience and two people who truly want to be together. Check out this list of of romantic, sweet and cute Tagalog Love Text Messages SMS for you to use and share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Love Text Messages and Pinoy Love SMS Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: love text. Hope you'll like it!

Lhat ng bagay my ktapusan,
kylangan pumili,dpat
mgparaya..pero db kung
2nay kng nghmmhal dpat
naicp m rin n..”Lhat ng bgay
pwdng ipglaban..

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Wg kng kiligin sa Luvlife ng iba..
Dhil mangyayari din yan sau kapag, nagging akin ka.

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ngmhL aq s
srLi qng paraan
nngarap aq s
srLi qng mundO
nghntay
aq s srLi
qng itnkdang
pnahOn
prO ang d q
msagOt..
“bt cia
prn kht
nkkpgod..?”

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Wg kang maging swit sa isang tao,
lalo na kung iba ang laman ng puso mo.
Dahil pag yan nahulog sayo,
madadagdagan na naman ang aasa sa mundo.

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buti pa ang sapatos, may PAIR ..
ang kalendaryo, may DATE ..
ang keyboard, may TYPE ..
ang Science, may LAB ..
eh ako? parang C2 lang ..
NAGSOSOLO! :(

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Pn0 qng
ung mHaL
m,mHaL
dN nG iBa?
kLnGn NyA
uNg 1
pRo Ms
MpRtAnTe K?

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Girl: Dami naman nagtetxt sayo!
Boy: Di mo man solo ang INBOX ko,
ikaw lang naman laman ng SENT ITEMS ko.

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Girl: Alam mo ang bobo ng nagimbento ng ALPHABET
Boy: bkt?
Girl: Because he made a serious mistake by keeping U and I away from each

other.
Boy: Haha ganun ba? E di genuis pala nka imbento ng KEYBOARD?
Girl: Ha bkt naman?
Boy: Because he put U and I together and far away from X.

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Someone ask me this question:
“If you had the chance to go back in time and correct all your faults in you

past relationship, will you d it?”
I just smiled and said:
“Hindi nah..mahal ko na kasi yung taong mahal ko ngayon.”

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Kung mahal mo talaga ang isang tao..
Kahit gaano pa kahirap ang nararamdaman mo..
Kakayanin mo pa rin..

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Pag yung isang tao text ng text sayo..
May meaning yun..
Pwedeng..
Crush ka niya..
Masaya kang katext..
Inlove siya sa iyo..
Baka nga mahal ka niya..

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Hindi naman masamang maging single ka,
Ang masama in a relationship ka nga,
KABIT ka naman pala!

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Hindi ako magseselos sa babaeng lalandi sa kanya. Bukod sa alam kung MAHAL
NIYA AKO, may tiwala ako sa mukha ko.

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Bakit ang guys they are always sayin’,
“Pwede ba ako manligaw?”
Or..
“Pag nanligaw ba ako may pag-asa ba ako?”
Hindi ba nila pwedeng sabihin na..
“Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, liligawan kita, sagutin mo man ako o hindi
mapapatunayan ko lang na mahal kita…”

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