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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines













Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.


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Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita











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20 comments:

  1. tricycle ka ba?

    pasakay hanggang sa *labasan lang.

    *pedeng dalawa ang meaning depende sa yo. LOL!

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  2. Boy: Ice Cream kaba?
    Girl: Bakit?
    Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing dilaan .

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  3. Troso ka ba?

    -Gusto kasi kitang sibakin.

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  4. patay n tulyang kba kc pgtinitira kita nd k kc gumglaw ea??

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  5. KUPAL ka ba?

    kasi ako rin ee!!

    ^________________^

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  6. Burger ka ba?
    Bakit?
    Laki ng buns mo eh...

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  7. addiict kayo?
    kupal kasi kayo eh.

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  8. pintuan ka ba? kasi gusto kitang pasukan at labasan

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  9. tinapay ka ba?
    kasi hotdog ako at gusto ko ako ang palaman mo

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  10. ring ka ba?
    gusto kasi kitang pashootan...

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  11. Ano ang saging na kinakain na may balat?

    ....edi t......
    ...TURON!

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  12. babae ka diba?
    pakantot naman

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  13. bastos ba kayo?

    hehe halata naman!
    Boom!!!!!

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  14. Ang ganda mo ay parang gel. Nakakatigas.

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  15. Ilong ba kayo?

    Gusto ko kasi katong sundutin eh!!

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