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Funny Love Quotes Collection

"True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it but few of us have ever seen one"? Check out our collection of humorous, cute, and the best Funny Love Quotes and Sayings will surely make you laugh by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with.

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Once you’re in love, you’ll find it very hard to sleep. Because you realize that your real life is better than your dreams.

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Love is like an antidote and poison; when it falls in the wrong hands…it’s deadly…but another pair of hands helps.

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I don’t have the prettiest face for you to look at or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do promise I have the BIGGEST heart to love you with.


Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.

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Everyone says you fall in love once, but that’s not true. Every time I see you, I just fall in love all over again.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.

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Love is like quicksand–the deeper you fall in,
the harder it is to get out.

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One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

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If  I could rearrange the letters of the ABC’s I would put U and I together and next to each other forever.

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Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.

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You can fall from the sky, You can Fall From a Tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, you’re either doing something very wrong or very, very right.

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Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through the day.

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Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.

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Love is like a password. Hard to figure out,
but you always want to keep trying.

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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl
in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.











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