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Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining

Some creative minds had just coined a lot of green jokes that are always funny. Most of them are hilarious and can really make you laugh out loud. From the thermometer joke up to difference between a snowmen and snowwomen, all of those can ease your bad day. These are mostly simple one-liners that can make you think twice before you get it right and secretly, some of these jests can turn you on. Ooops! Don't worry, you’re not the only one.

So if you're bored or looking for something to make your day, then this read is for you. We have collected some of the Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining.

Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste

Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: Why will a woman never be the one to propose?
A: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.

Q: Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
A: A submarine

Q: Who was the world’s first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand

Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack

Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.

Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and it's down your chimney.

Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: What is 72?
A: 69 with three people watching

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What does in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
A: Chewing gum

We know what you're thinking. And you get it right. Well, the doctor is also doing it right. Do you think the Doc is lucky enough? We think so.

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frog's finger

Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion

Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your junk is hanging out.

Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.

Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken came in another box

Q: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A: Because he wanted to find a tight seal

Q: What do you call an expert fisherman?
A: A Master Baiter

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