Mayabang na Banat at Matapobreng Banat

This is a collection of Mayabang na Banat at Matapobreng Banat ni Boy Banat, compiled from other websites, forums and in youtube.  Not advisable to use to other people, this may really hurt their feelings.   If your have your own Mayabang na Banat, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: mayabang na banat.  Enjoy!!

Excuse me! Teh!,
Hindi tayo Level!

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Bakit Magkano ka ba?
Baka gusto mo bilhin kita!

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Kung sinasabi nilang mayabang ako, oo, mayabang ako.
At napakaraming dahilan na ipinagmamayabang ko." - Vice Ganda

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Sa isang enrollment
Rich Student: nagbayad ka na ng tuition fee?
Student: "i'm a scholar."
Rich student: "ah? poor ka?"

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Mayabang na banat sa opisina:
Yan lang sweldo mo?
Sweldo mo, tax ko lang
ito isa pa:
"Ilabas mo ITR mo nang magkaalaman na
kung sino mas malaking kinikita kita sa atin dalawa?"

"Mas mahal pa ang gupit ng buhok
ko sa pagkatao mo."
"O ayan, para may malamon naman kayo ngayon!"

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Sa isang School Canteen,
Imbes na kumain kami ng bestfreind ko nag ipod nalang kami...
nag tanong yung isa naming classmate (na hate namin)
kung magkano daw bili sa mga ipod namin sabi ko:

"Wag ka na magtanung, Can't Afford ka Teh! Pang Mayaman lang to"!

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Paawa effect ng isang kaibigan
Juan : Pasiensya na tol ah mahirap lang ako eh..
Boy Banat : Eh mahirap ka lang pala eh bakit ka sumasama sa amin? eh
mayayaman kami.. Gold Digger!

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Last Christmas, may antipatikang babae ang nag punta sa kapitbahay namin at
namamasko sabay banat ng ganito:
"Kung sabagay, araw ninyo ngayon, araw ng mga dukha!"

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Stranger: Sir, Pwede po bang makipagusap
Boy Banat: Sorry, you can't afford my billing rate"
* kapag naiinis ako at nayayabangan sa kausap.... this is my best statement...

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(Ito pambawi sa Mayayabang at Matapobre)
"Alam mo Huwag ka Mayabang kasi...Sa Totoo lang...
Makinis Pa ang P*wet ko sa Mukha mo"!
Sabay Alis..Hahaha..

Boy Banat with Girl Banat Pamatay na Banat and Pick up lines

A collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is sweet banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Mayabang ba ako?
Girl Banat: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy Banat: Sabi kasi nila mayabang ako..
E ikaw lang naman pinagyayabang ko.

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Boy Banat: Bakit mo ako sinagot agad?
Girl Banat: Ang ligawan kasi hindi na pinapatagal.
Boy Banat: Eh, ano dapat ang pinapatagal?
Girl Banat: Ang relasyon

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Girl Banat : Anong Pangarap mo
Boy Banat : Ang Mapag isa
Girl Banat: SUNGET NAMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy Banat : Wee! Gusto Ko Mapagisa Ang Puso Nating Dalawa!
ang Cheessyy!

Eksena sa Jeep ni Boy Banat at Girl Banat
Boy Banat: Girl, bayad ka na? (referring to jeepney fare..)
Girl Banat : OO, ba..(hindi pa natapos magsalita, hirit na agad ng..)
Boy Banat: Hindi nababayaran ang pag-ibig!

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Si Girl Banat ay nakaupo sa bakanteng upuan.
Boy Banat: Miss, bakante ba? (referring to the chair..)
Girl Banat: yup.
Boy Banat: buti naman, wala pang laman ang puso mo,
sana'y mapunuan ko ito..

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Isang araw nag iisalang si Girl Banat na naglalakad
Boy Banat: miss, may kasama ka?
Girl Banat: wala
Boy Banat: gusto ko sanang makasama ka habang ako'y nabubuhay..

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Boy Banat : Ayoko sa mga taong nakapaligid sa mundo ko!
Girl Banat: Pati ba ako? T_T
Boy Banat : Hindi, Ikaw kaya yung mundong tinutukoy ko

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Boy Banat: Alam mo, sa ming magkakabarkada, ako lang ang panget...
Girl Banat: Wag mo naman maliitin sarili mo.
Boy Banat: Eh totoo naman eh
Girl Banat: Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?
Boy Banat: Eh kasi ba naman, si  "Pedro"mas panget, si "Juan" napakapanget, at
si Dodong, sus, pinakapanget! hiihih

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Boy Banat: miss, excuse me..
Girl Banat: yes???
Boy Banat: ako na ang pinakamasayang tao sa balat ng lupa!
i love you too! (feeling sinagot siya hahaha)

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Habang Magkasama si Boy Banat at Girl Banat,
Nagpanggap si Boy Banat na nahihirapan huminga
Boy Banat: *ubo* *ubo* naninikip dibdib ko... ang hirap huminga...
Girl Banat: ano nangyayari sa yo?
Boy Banat: hinika kasi ako mula ng makasama kita!
Girl Banat: ha? bakit?
Boy Banat: Because you take my breath away..

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Pamatay na Banat and Cheesy Lines Pick Up Lines

Here's a collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines. Also includes banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

"Ang Relasyon

Parang KAPE yan,

LUMALAMIG

Pag Napabayaan!"

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Kung nasa laboratory ka at kasama mo ako,

anong english nun?

hmmmm...

di... YOU'RE IN LAB, WITH ME!"

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"Boy Banat: Paano ko ba matatagpuan ang PAG-IBIG?

Sumagot...

Girl: Aling Branch ba?"

"Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo."

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"Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?

Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko."

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"Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player,

mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss."

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"Can i take your picture?

Because I want to show

Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!"

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"Exam ka ba?

Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh"!

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"Lecture mo ba ako?

Lab kasi kita."

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"Centrum ka ba?

Kasi you make my life complete!"

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"Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?

Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko."

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"Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?

Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo."

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"You are like my underwear..

Because I can’t last a day without you"!

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"Ibibili kita ng salbabida?

Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko."

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"Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?

Single kasi ako eh."

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"May lisensya ka ba?

Because you’re driving me crazy eh."

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"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko."

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"May lahi ka bang aswang?

Ang pangit mo kasi eh.."

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"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?

O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako"

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"Usapang Medical naman

Sana nagka-asthma nalang ako,

para ikaw ang maging Nebulizer ko"

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"Sana I would be like ADVIL to relieve your pain,

TEMPRA to level your body heat,

ENERVON to give you extra energy,

and RED BULL to get you going"

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"Ito napapanahon

Dalawin mo naman ako sa November 1,

Patay na patay kasi ako sa'yo eh."

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"nasira Blackberry ko,

pero o.k lang yun ikaw naman Strawberry ko"

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"Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."

Pacman Funny Jokes

As I've watched the epic trilogy of Manny Pacquiao against with Juan Manuel "El Dinamita" Marquez and the epic match with Floyd Mayweather. I realized that is the best chance for me to collect and list a Pacquiao Jokes that should be shared to my fellow "Kababayan". Hope you'll like it!

If your have your own Pacman or Pacquiao Jokes, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: pacman jokes. This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

Freddie and Manny had heart to heart talk
Pacman: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!

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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang  egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

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Anak ni Pacman: Tay! Penge P20, bibili ako ng de lata.
Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Pacquiao: Paano?
Pacquiao: KANG GUDS!

Isang araw pakatapos kumuha ng exam kasama ng best friend

nya na si Boboy:

Manny: kamusta yung exam mo.

Boboy: Wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?

Manny: Naku, blangko din yung papel ko. Lagot, baka sabihin ni titser nagkopyahan tayo.

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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, Eng Eng ka Pla eh!

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Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?

Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.

Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?

Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know...

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Pacman: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.

Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasaan ang sweets honey?

Pacman: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!

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Si Manny habang inimbita ni PNOY sa isang Hapunan...

PNOY:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si PNOY sa waiter.

Waiter: And you, Sir?

Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

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Sabi ng isang Amerikano:

"Manny has a lot of American fans. but the Americans have a hard time cheering for Manny Pacquiao. They cannot shout his name because it will sound: "Manny *** Yow!"

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Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes

Here's a collection of Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes.  If your have your own favorite Pinoy Funny Jokes and Tagalog Funny Jokes, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny pinoy. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Tuition Fee

Alam mo yung feeling na hawak mo,
pero alam mong hinding hindi magiging sa'yo.
-Tuition Fee

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Killer: Father mangungumpisal po ako.
Father: ano ba kasalanan mo???
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 katao.
Father: BAkit??
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala??
Father: Dati, pero ngayon trip-trip lang.
Lolang Emo
"Isang araw habang nanunuod ako tumabi sakin ang lola ko...
ang haba ng buhok at itim na itim ang damit parang malungkot at may hawak na kutsilyo...
KINABAHAN ako.....
nag-isip ako....
nagsalita sya....
sabe......
"apo, bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"

Pamasahe

Sa Isang Jeep
Pasahero: Mama, magkano po yong pasahe?
Driver: 8 pesos yong minimum.
Pasahero: (Dumukot ito sa bulsa para kunin yong pera niya, ngunit sa 'di sinasadyang dahilan kulang yong pamasahe niya.) Patay, kulang 'tong pera ko. Paano kaya ito? (Nag isip ito at lumingon sa driver. Napansin niya na duling ito. Sabi niya sa kanyang sarili, tama duling 'tong driver sigurado 'pag nagbigay ako Ng 3.50 di diya mapapansin na kulang 'tong pera ko, kasi doble 'yong paningin nito. Inabot niya sa driver 'yong pera.
Ngunit laking gulat niya nong may sinabi 'yong driver sa kanya.
Driver: Kulang ito!
Pasahero: Anong kulang? Di ba sabi mo 7peso 'yong minimum?
Driver: Oo nga 8 pesos. Eh! Dalawa kaya kayo.

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Holdaper na Mabait

Holdaper: Holdap to! Akina laman ng pitaka mo.
Biktima: Pasensya na po walang laman ang pitaka ko e.
Holdaper: Ganoon ba? Paano yan?
Biktima: Kung gusto niyo po kukuha muna ako sa bahay tapos balikan ko na lang kayo dito.
Holdaper: O sige. Aantayin na lang kita dito. Bumalik ka na lang pag may laman na yang pitaka mo. Buti na lang mabait ako.

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Bestfriend

Boy: tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito
Girl: ok ano ba sasabihin mo?
Boy: mahal na mahal kita lagi mo tandaan na andito lang ako lagi sa tabi mo!!!
Boy: ano natatandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: good pakisabi sa besfriend mo ha!!

Grade

tatay: anak!! anong itong F sa card mo ha!!

anak: (nag-iisip) tatay Fasado po ibig sabihin niyan

tatay: Ahh akala ko Ferfect!!

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Madamot

Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.

Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at

bumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa dadaanan ko, noong naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan: Nakakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot!

Pedro: Ganun ba?

Kuha ka na, kahit ilan!

May langka pa doon!

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Lab ako ni Tatay

ANAK: 'Tay! Sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?

TATAY: Syempre ikaw anak...

ANAK: Kaya pala kapag madaling araw,

ako po ay kinukumutan niyo

at si nanay naman po ay

hinuhubaran niyo...

sweet niyo talaga 'tay, a lab u....

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Sekyu

Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"

Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"

Army: "No pain, No gain!"

Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"

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Lasing

Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso...

Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy?

Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy!

Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! 'Yong aso ang kausap ko!

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Christian Quotes and Sayings

Here's a Christian Quotes that will inspire you to walk in God's Will. A Christian Quotes which easily recognized and familiar with, a collection of God's Will quotes that will give you positive effect in your lives and you care about. Enjoy!

Don't worry about hard times because

some of the most beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes.

Live with NO REGRETS because everything

happens for a reason.

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Lenten Season Quotes Pinoy

"Worthy is he who remember to thank

the Lord for all his blessings

But admirable is he who still thank

God inspite of pain.."

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"Lord thank you for TRUE

people who ENRICH my life

& make it MEANINGFUL by

their LOVE let them live

under your care and BLESS them

always...Good Day!!!"

"God has no iPhone , but I talk to him . He has no Facebook , but he is still my friend . He does not have a twitter , but I still follow him . And even without internet , i'm still in contact with him . Post this as your status if you think God is great and your NOT ashamed."!

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"Everything that you lose has its own way of returning back to you,

The funny thing is, its not always the way you expect it,

Sometimes its even more.."

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The Lord says:

“These people come near to me with their mouth

and honor me with their lips,

but their hearts are far from me.

Their worship of me

is made up only of rules taught by men."

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God chooses what the world abuses. You are not a surprise to God He knew what He was picking when He picked you. It's time you recognize who you truly are A CHILD OF GOD. So go out there and let His light shine through you

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"For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

JOHN 3:16.

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"Ascribe to the LORD the glory due his name;

bring an offering and come into his courts."

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"If it weren't for the optimist, the pessimist would never know how happy he wasn't."

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"Dear Lord, I pray that whoever reads this shall have Your comfort, joy, peace,

love and guidance and be carried by You - I may not know their troubles, but You do"

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"Exalt the LORD our God

and worship at his holy mountain,

for the LORD our God is holy."

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"Be a sinner and sin strongly,

but more strongly have faith and rejoice in Christ."

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