Girl Quotes

Who says Boys overpowered Girls? well think again guys, because these quotes made just for girls.  Girl Quotes Rules!

I'm the Type of Girl...

Who will Burst Out Laughin At Something

That Happened Yesterday.

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Behind every Girl’s favorite song, is an Untold Story

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Four things a woman should know:

How to look like a girl,

How to act like a lady,

How to think like a man

And how to work like a dog

It takes time to understand a girl.

But if she’s really worth it,

you’d take time to try to figure her out

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Good girls blush during

naughty scenes in the

movies...Bad girls smile

because they know they

can do better :-)

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I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.

If that makes me a bitch, okay

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You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me,

and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

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Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find something out

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Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class

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Tell a girl she’s pretty, and she won’t believe you.

Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever

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Real women don’t look like the ones displayed in the magazines. They’re much

more beautiful and interesting. It’s too bad they don’t feel that way themselves

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When a girl says ‘I’m done’, it usually means ‘fight for me

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Banat sa Nakakainis Kumanta at Tagalog Banat sa Sintonado

Have you heard you neighbor or your friends sings like a crying cow or sounds bad more like a broken record ? Well! Here's some tagalog banat sa sintonado perfect for them. Enjoy!

"Maawa ka naman sa mga ipis,
kinakantahan mo sila para macommatose eh"

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Girl Banat to Boy Banat singing in the office:

Girl Banat: Can you sing 'Far, Far Away'?
Boy Banat: How does it go?
Girl Banat: No, I mean can you sing far, far away? Not here!
"Sa boses mong yan, kung ako sa iyo punta ako sa
Warner Brothers o kay  Stephen Spielberg,
lagi silang naghahanap ng voice imitator
para sa tren na nawala sa riles"

Boy Banat: Ang ganda ng boses mo pang radyo
Girl Banat: Talaga!
Boy Banat: Oo nga eh Puede Pakipatay muna!

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When someone is singing, ask them who sings the song
and when they tell you, say,

"Pwede sya na lang pakantahin mo?"    

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Ganda ng boses mo,
Magtinda ka kaya ng balot

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Teka nga bago ka ba kumanta eh kumain ka muna!
Boses yan ng may appendicitis na puputok na

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Kahit kumanta ka sa loob ng kubeta,
kahit t.@.e di papalakpak sa iyo"

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Kung ikaw ay kakanta sa basement,
Yung mga ipis magvovolunteer na umakyat sa first floor"

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Boses mo parang ginugupit na yero sa madaling araw...

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Sa boses mong yan,
pwede gamiting panakot sa Daga

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Kumakanta ka pala,
akala ko nakikipag-usap ka sa akin


"Yung huling pag-ubo ko
mas maganda pa ang tunog kaysa boses mo"

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"Mga unggoy hindi marunong kumanta
pero at least hindi nila sinubukang kumanta"

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"Nasa iyo ng lahat ng katangian na
HINDI pwede gamitin sa loob ng studio"