Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim

Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Banat sa Feeling Diosa and Pamatay na Banat sa Nagmamaasim, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: nagmamaasim. Enjoy!

BOY: Mahirap talaga maging gwapo.
GIRL: Oo nga eh. Buti na lang hindi mo naranasan.
baliktad naman:
Girl: Hay nako! Ang hirap talaga maging “maganda”!
Boy: Oo nga eh, buti di mo naranasan…..

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Kapitbahay
Inis ako sa isang kapitbahay namin na feeling beauty, sa inis ko... direcho kong sinabi sa kanya
"Alam mo! Mas maganda ka kung wala kang ulo."
Basag!!

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Wag kang mag maganda, kung muka ka namang paa!

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Pedro: Kilala mo ba kung sino ako? ha?
Juan: Bakit may amnesia ka?

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Feeling ng mga Bekimon
Beki 1: OMG! bakit ganyan ang itsura mo?
Beki 2: Bakit? Feeling mo okay ang itsura mo?

Sagutan ng mga Beking Feeling Diosa!
Beki 1: "mga ganyang itsura walang paglalagyan dito sa earth"
Beki 2: oo talaga wala kaming paglalagyan diyan sa mundo niyo kasi kaming mga DYOSA, may sariling mundo at di kami nababagay sa mundo mo LANG!
Beki 1: ah talaga? oo nga dyosa na kayo, dyosa ng mga panget!

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Girl 1: Hey, look at my pics. Ang cute ko dito, tingnan mo.
Girl Banat: Ay, oo nga.. ang ganda ng background!

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Akala mo kung sino kang Gwapo! paFOOTSCRUB ka nga muna ng kapal ng mukha mo !!

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Para sa mga babaeng feeling pretty at namamaganda na mukha namang katulong na nagattempt magsuplada.

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Girl Banat: Sang tribo ka ba nanggaling? Panget ka na nga pangit pa ugali mo, pwedeng makausap manager nyo?"   Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad...kahit sino tawagin mo!

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Sabi ko sa friend kong feeling... (na as usual, nag fi-feeling diosa nung araw na yon.."Ang ganda mo ngayon..."  then i went on, " "Ngayon lang ah, Ok PANGIT ka na ulit.

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Minsan din sa jeep may 2 girls na tiningnan ako mula ulo hanggang paa with matching taas kilay. Eh kala mo naman magaganda rin sila.
Sa inis ko tinanong ko yung isang girl ng: "Excuse me miss, ano bang pakiramdam maging pangit?"

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Kung mganda ka na....ano na hitsura ng panget!!!!

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Yung classmate kong girl nuong college na nag-fe-feeling maganda!
Girl Banat : ang ganda mo naman.. parang me kamukha kang artista eh.. yung rider ang apelyido
Classmate : oh talaga si Winona Ryder?
Girl Banat : Hindeh! si Mask Rider Black!

Kontrabida classmate na feeling na sya ang pinakagwapong lalake sa balat ng lupa

Boy Banat: lam mo kung ako makakatuluyan mo....magpapasalamat parents mo kase gaganda ang lahi nila.

Girl Banat:lam mo kung ikaw lang din....wag na idodonate ko na lang ang matres ko sa beki and dont be so concieted kse kahit na magstriptease ka sa harap ko di ako maaarouse.....A*hole.

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Girl 1: Punta ka sa nanay mo, mama's boy ka naman e

Girl 2: Naman! kasi lumaki parang walang nanay kaya asal kalye na, mukhang asong kalye pa.

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English Banat naman

To someone who's arrogant/conceited:

here's another one:

How do you fit in your car with such a big head?"

If you have you own Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Mabaho

Check out this collection of Banat sa mga Mabaho. If your have your own Banat sa Mabaho, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: banat sa mabaho.  Enjoy!!

Aray naman! Ang sakit manampal ng hininga mo ha!
ito pa isang bersyon:
Hindi naman mashadong NANANAMPAL yang HININGA mo! ilang taon ka di  nagsipilyo?"

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Hoy gabi na, Amoy Tanghali ka pa rin!"

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Juan: Ang baho naman! (sabay takip ng ilong)
Pedro: Yung bibig mo kasi takpan mo! hindi yang ilong mo.. sumisingaw!

Trashtalk ng mga Dota Boys
Juan: Amoy Kang Hotdog!
Pedro: Dami mong alam, maligo lang hinde!
Monster Kill!!!!

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Hala! naka-nganga ka lang pala kala ko nakaapak ka ng t.@.e

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Huwaw! grabe ang lufet ng hininga mo nalulusaw ang braincells ko!

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Ew! ang baho ng utot mo kumakapit sa damit
ito pa isa pang bersyon:
Pag uutot ka,tatagilid ka para wag sa bibig mo lumabas..."

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English naman
Are there cockroaches around? Your perfume smells like baygon.

here's another one;
Nice perfume. must you marinate in it?

Girl Quotes

Who says Boys overpowered Girls? well think again guys, because these quotes made just for girls.  Girl Quotes Rules!

I'm the Type of Girl...

Who will Burst Out Laughin At Something

That Happened Yesterday.

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Behind every Girl’s favorite song, is an Untold Story

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Four things a woman should know:

How to look like a girl,

How to act like a lady,

How to think like a man

And how to work like a dog

It takes time to understand a girl.

But if she’s really worth it,

you’d take time to try to figure her out

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Good girls blush during

naughty scenes in the

movies...Bad girls smile

because they know they

can do better :-)

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I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.

If that makes me a bitch, okay

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You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me,

and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

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Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find something out

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Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class

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Tell a girl she’s pretty, and she won’t believe you.

Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever

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Real women don’t look like the ones displayed in the magazines. They’re much

more beautiful and interesting. It’s too bad they don’t feel that way themselves

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When a girl says ‘I’m done’, it usually means ‘fight for me

If you have you own favorite Girl Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Banat sa Nakakainis Kumanta at Tagalog Banat sa Sintonado

Have you heard you neighbor or your friends sings like a crying cow or sounds bad more like a broken record ? Well! Here's some tagalog banat sa sintonado perfect for them. Enjoy!

"Maawa ka naman sa mga ipis,
kinakantahan mo sila para macommatose eh"

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Girl Banat to Boy Banat singing in the office:

Girl Banat: Can you sing 'Far, Far Away'?
Boy Banat: How does it go?
Girl Banat: No, I mean can you sing far, far away? Not here!
"Sa boses mong yan, kung ako sa iyo punta ako sa
Warner Brothers o kay  Stephen Spielberg,
lagi silang naghahanap ng voice imitator
para sa tren na nawala sa riles"

Boy Banat: Ang ganda ng boses mo pang radyo
Girl Banat: Talaga!
Boy Banat: Oo nga eh Puede Pakipatay muna!

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When someone is singing, ask them who sings the song
and when they tell you, say,

"Pwede sya na lang pakantahin mo?"    

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Ganda ng boses mo,
Magtinda ka kaya ng balot

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Teka nga bago ka ba kumanta eh kumain ka muna!
Boses yan ng may appendicitis na puputok na

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Kahit kumanta ka sa loob ng kubeta,
kahit t.@.e di papalakpak sa iyo"

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Kung ikaw ay kakanta sa basement,
Yung mga ipis magvovolunteer na umakyat sa first floor"

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Boses mo parang ginugupit na yero sa madaling araw...

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Sa boses mong yan,
pwede gamiting panakot sa Daga

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Kumakanta ka pala,
akala ko nakikipag-usap ka sa akin


"Yung huling pag-ubo ko
mas maganda pa ang tunog kaysa boses mo"

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"Mga unggoy hindi marunong kumanta
pero at least hindi nila sinubukang kumanta"

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"Nasa iyo ng lahat ng katangian na
HINDI pwede gamitin sa loob ng studio"

Christmas Quotes and Sayings

Here' s a Christmas Quotes collected by Boy Banat, made by different well-known people.  A very warmed and touching Christmas Quotes that you can share for your family, friends and love ones. Hope you'll like it!

Christmas, my child, is love in action.

Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

- Dale Evans

The only real blind person at Christmas-time

is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

- Helen Keller

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Wish you all A Merry Christmas,

May the Joys of the season

Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer.

May the chimes of Christmas glory

Add up more shine and spread

Smiles across the miles,

Today & In the New Year.

- Rosie Cash

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And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold,

I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people.

“For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Saviour,

which is Christ the Lord.

- St. Luke II

He who has no Christmas in his heart

will never find Christmas under a tree.

- Charlotte Carpenter

  

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It is not the gift, but the thought that counts.

- Henry Van Dyke

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:

the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

- Burton Hillis

  

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Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too.

Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare,

it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.

- Lenora Mattingly Weber

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From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another

The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

- Emily Matthews

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At Christmas, 'It's a Wonderful Life' makes me cry

in exactly the same places every time,

even though I know it's coming.

- Nicholas Lea

If you have you own Christmas Quotes and Sayings, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Pinoy Christmas Quotes and Tagalog Christmas Banat

As the best season of year is just around the corner, Let us share some collection of best Pinoy  Christmas Quotes. Enjoy!

Member ka ba ng SMP?
SAMAHAN ng MALALAMIG
ang PASKO...
bat di mo i try mg PSP
PASKO SA PILING ko
try mo!!!!

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Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas,
I just want the person reading this remain in my life forever

Every second I remember you
Every minute I miss you
Every hour I care for you
Its all because...
Malapit na ang PASKO!!!
Yung Gift ko ha?
Syempre ako dapat UNA...

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Malapit na ang pasko masaya kaba?
Did you say SORRY sa mga taong di mo sinadyang masaktan
Did you say THANK YOU sa mga taong nagpapahalaga sayo
well do this hbang maaga pah! You have wonderful new year
i'll start..

"Siensya na sa mga kabuang and if sometimes I get hurt you sorry,Its the way how much I care for you and the most is thank you for accepting for who really I am.

If you have you own Tagalog Christmas Quotes and Banat Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).