Tagalog Palusot Quotes and Conversations

Tagalog Palusot Quotes and Conversations is a cool collection of hilarious excuses that surely will make you laugh out loud. Have you ever caught sleeping your class? Or got embarrassed in front of your crush? What did you do to escape from that moment? Well, You probably have been in a situation where you need to make an excuse and you have to think as fast as you can. And you're so creative that you were able to make an excuse in a very funny way.

Let's see if one of these Tagalog Palusot Quotes and Conversations has worked or will do for you.

LALAKE: Naku hanap ako ng misis ko

(Nagbihis si lalake)
LALAKE: Lagyan mo ng pulbos yung pantalon ko
KABIT: Bakit?
LALAKE: Basta

(pag-uwi ng bahay)
MISIS: At san ka galing?
LALAKE: Ayoko magsinungaling. Nambabae ako
MISIS: Eh puro pulbos ang pantalon mo. Sinungaling! Nag bilyar ka nanaman!!

Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Are you going through a long day? Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings is a great selection of quotes that will help you cope up and empower you to live your life to the fullest. Life is a problem-strewn arena and sometimes you're on the verge of giving up and all you want to do is quit. But there are wonderful things that life has to offer. It's just that you have to keep your faith, do what you're ought to do and be optimistic rather than sitting in the corner and doing nothing at all. Always start your day with a positive thought and a happy heart.

When you think that you can't do it then think again. Remember that every problem there is a corresponding solutions. Here's a collection of Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings that could help you obtain positive thinking, better feeling, and guide you to accomplish your daily routine with positive result :

True friends understand....
True friends give you space...
True friends never judge....
True friends forgive...
True friends accept who you are.

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Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen.

It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever’s bound to happen, it’s for the BEST.