Funny Love Quotes and Messages That Really Make Sense

Love can be defined in so many ways and it's not just about getting butterflies in your stomach. Well, it can also be a funny thing like watching a romantic comedy movie on a Saturday night that's bound to make you cry and laugh. How many of us wish that falling in love has traffic lights so that they would know if it's good to go, slow down or just stop? They might be stuck in traffic though. Have you heard that love is a form of amnesia which is common to girls? Yes, it can make you forget that there are other people in this world and not just you and him. So when he breaks up with you for no valid reason then move on because probably there's another guy out there waiting for you to be single again. Well, some relationships are like fat people, they don't work out. But don't worry as one day, there will be that someone you will meet along the way and make you realize why things didn't work out with anyone else.

They say that to make a person fall for you, you have to make her laugh and we have this read for you. Check out these Funny Love Quotes and Messages That Really Make Sense :

Loving is like peeing in your pants,

Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth

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Never get jealous when you see your EX with someone else,

Because our parents taught us to give your Used Toys to the less fortunate

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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia..

To mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess

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In the morning I can't eat because I'm thinking of you.

In the evening I can't eat because I'm thinking of you.

In the night I can't sleep because I'm so hungry!

What? Maybe this is one of the funniest analogies that we have heard about love. It's really hard to hide your feelings because the more you do, the more they show. And the more you deny your long kept feelings, the more they grow. No matter how hard you try to ignore it or deny the love that you have for a person it will persists until you cannot contain it anymore.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor

after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

Trust your husband, adore your husband,

and transfer as much properties as you can to your name.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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I love being married.

It's so great to find that one special person...

you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

That level of confidence is awesome! Guess what, this could be a perfect line to catch someone's attention and that person won't dare to look at you anymore. You're rated #Assuming101.

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end

and you never know where it might take you

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I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

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I wish falling in love has a Traffic lights too,

so that I would know if I should GO for it

SLOW DOWN, or just STOP!

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.  We all want a love that’s filled with laughter and joys, right? Do your best to draw everlasting smiles on your special someone’s face and find the good reason to make her laugh. Hope that this post got your sense of humor.  If you more funny love quotes or even a "Tagalog" Funny Love Quotes, feel free to share them with us.  Keep on reading here at www.boybanat.com and fb.com/akosiboybanat as we have more features that you can relate to.

Love Text Messages That You Would Keep on Reading

You grabbed your phone today and looked for the text message threads you had with him. The bitter-sweet memories started to come out from every corner of your mind. You realized that they are the only thing that never changed when everyone else did. Suddenly miss him and the way you were together. But you should moving on now so you are about to delete these messages and his number? Can you delete him in your life with the tip of your finger? Well, you can't. Actually, you hesitated because that person means a lot to you, right? Instead, you just let it there because you love re-reading those messages. These remind you that you were once happy in each other's arms and every simple line had made your day.

Your phone treasures the sweetest conversations you had with someone. If you're missing those messages then this read is for you. Check out these Love Text Messages That You Would Keep on Reading :

"The problem with love is there’s always too little, or too much. What I’ve come to learn is you should always be with someone you can’t live without, not someone you just want to live with. And that’s you."

"You may love someone for what he has,

for who is he, and for what he can be.

But if you love someone

but can’t explain why

then that’s what we call true love."

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"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half.

You mean the world to me and I love you."

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"If you ever been broken-hearted,

remember this, set yourself free.

Let your heart spread its wings and fly gain,

Remember, you may find and loose it,

but when love dies, you never have to die with it."

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"I saw that you were perfect so I loved you.

But then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more."

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"When I’m away from you,

I’m still with you,

when my eyes are closed,

I still see you, when I’m awake,

I still dream of you,

when I feel have everything,

I still need you, and no matter what I still love you."

You are with a person who can make you smile for no reason. He cares for you and keeps on sending you sweet messages. He told you that he cannot live without you. He would also touch your cheeks and say how adorable you are. Don't be confused with his actions because you never know what actually is in his mind. Things may not mean anything to him and may actually none of these ever do. Refrain yourself from hoping that you can bring it to the next level. Please, don't assume.

"You make me so incredibly grateful for everything I never appreciated.

You’re the reason I believe in love."

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I love your eyes, I adore your smile.

I cherish your ways, and I enjoy your style.

What can I say? You’re one of a kind, and always on my mind.

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Your heart I’d like to go.

Your eyes the mystery I want to know.

Your smile the magic I’d like to learned.

Your Love the flame that makes me burn.

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I love you and you love me.

In my heart you will always be.

Here or there, near of far,

My love will be wherever you are.

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Love is unexpected,

you don’t know when it will come,

you can fall in love in an instant.

its letting go that makes time.

It’s no longer uncommon to us that when we miss someone we tend to turn to our phones and read their text messages over and over again.

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