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Pinoy Comedy Banat and Komeding Banat Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Pinoy Comedy Jokes and Komeding Banat Jokes, made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Komeding Banat Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: comedy banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kapag tumulo ang sipon sa harap ng crush mo..
ito sabihin niyo...
kita mo na? pati sipon ko nahuhulog na sayo...
gusto mo inumin ko toh para sayo?...Nyahahaha

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Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O sige po, manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Dad, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo



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Boy: miss taga saan ka:
Girl: bakit:
boy: gusto ko lang malaman kung saan ka nakatira,ibig kitang haranahin mamayang gabi...
Girl: naku hindi na uso yun....
Boy: ano na uso ngayun:
Girl: halika hatid mo ako sa sogo..

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GIRL: Hubarin mo na bra ko...
BOY: O, ayan...
GIRL: Hubarin mo na panty ko...
BOY: O, ayan, hinubad na...
GIRL: Sige, next time, 'wag mo na isusuot mga gamit ko ha!

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Umuwi ng bahay si Boy Banat…
Boy Banat: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal’s Office!
Nanay: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
Boy Banat: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.gee!

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Boy: pag mag asawa na tayo di kana maglalaba.
Girl: weh? talaga? bakit naman?
Boy: kasi araw araw na tayong nakahubad.

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Si Pedro bumili ako ng cond0m sa mini stop.
Cashier(girl): Sir, ipaplastik ko pa po ba?
Pedro: Hindi na, susuotin ko na e.

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Ayoko nang madidi-dikit sa pintuan...
sawang-sawa na akong tawaging boy next door.

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Boy: alam mo, para kang albatros deodorizer.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: kasi binigyan mu ng halimuyak ang mala-inodoro kong buhay..

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Pedro: Nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang

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Banat ng nanay sa anak
Aanuhin mo pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang tatamaan ka na!!!

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Girl: Hatid mo ko.
Boy: Ayoko. Wala ako pera ngayon.
Girl: Ayaw mo?! Bahala ka! Wala pa naman tao sa bahay ngayon.
Boy: Aba! Tingnan mo nga naman. May naipit pa pala akong bente sa wallet.

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There are 70 ways to make me happy first is to LOVE ME!
then the rest is 69










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