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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Tagalog Bastos na Banat and Pinoy Green Banat Jokes












Here's a extensive collection of best, naughtiest, funniest and latest Tagalog Bastos na Banat and Pinoy Green Banat Jokes, made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bastos banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

INA: Hindi ba bilin ko sayo, kapag hinipuan ka ng bf mo sa dede say DONT!
Kapag sa pepe say STOP! Bakit nabuntis ka ?
ANAK: Sabay po kasi hinipo eh,. kaya sabi ko DONT STOP !

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Prof: Ayoko ng maingay! Ang maingay ay babanatan ko ng Pick up line.
Nagingay si Neneng….
Prof: Oy neneng, TAMOD ka ba?
Neneng: Bakit pO?
Prof: PALALABASIN KITA!


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BF: BlowJob mo ako Hon..
GF: Di ako marunong Hon..
BF: Madali lang, para ka lang nag sisigarilyo.Hititin mo.
GF: Ganun!? Palalabasin ko din ba sa ilong?

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Boy: Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita =D

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Son sees his Mom licking his father’s balls
Son : Ano gawa mo mommy?
MOM : Kain lang mommy ng bola bola
Son: Takaw naman ni mommy. may bola bola na may lumpia pa!!!

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Boy: BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Madre: ano apelyido mo iho?
Sakristan: Alam nyo na po yun sister! lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan..
Madre: Susme! BAYAG apelyido mo?
Sakristan: Sister naman… ROSARIO po!!XD

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After having sex, panay pa rin hawak ng girl sa organ ng lalaki..
BOY: Gusto mo pa ulit ?
GIRL: Hinde… Namimiss ko lang.. Meron kasi ako nito dati ehh…

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Boy: Sana BOLA ka na lang…
Girl: Bakit???
Boy: Ang sarap mo pag-agawan tapos tirahin…

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Miss baril ka ba ?
PATIRA naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang ?

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Boy: Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sige nga, PAHIMAS ?

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Boy: Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Gusto kita galawin e.

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DALAWANG LASING ANG SABAY UMIHI.
Lasing 1 : Pare, sobra ang tigas ng TITI ko, Uuwi na ako at yayariin ko muna
si Misis.
Lasing 2 : Sasama ako sa iyo.
Lasing 1 : Baket?
Lasing 2 : E, sa akin ang yang hawak mong TITI eh !!!!

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Boy: Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy: Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy: Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.











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10 comments:

  1. bkit ba lagi muh hawak cell fone mo sana cell fone nlng titi ko pra plagi muh hawak

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  2. boy sabi sa girl....
    boy:pagnaglaro k ng apoy hindi ka mapapaso
    girl:bkit?
    boy: kasi babasain kita!

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  3. Alam mo, para kang sahig...
    SLIPPERY WHEN WET.

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  4. i was talking to my crush one day about 'her' gf -lesbi kasi-. and this happened. friendzoning while being a pinoy joke amateur
    crush; talking about how sweet she is sa gf niya
    me; ang SWEEEEET grabe nangangati nako.
    crush; ...
    me; ...
    me; omg hahaha that came out wrong i mean nangangati ako kasi andami ng langam dito ang sweet kasi eh. hahaha
    crush; haha.
    AWKWARD -.-

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  5. ^ guy ka? or girl na may gusto sa tibo? if so, antigas ko na

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  6. girl po pero di lesbian, she dresses punk rock girl but not a butch and preety pa, makes me question myself sometimes. haha ang gulo i know.

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  7. nice nice ilan taon kana?

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  8. More pa.. joke please...

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  9. Tirahin ko kayo haha joke

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