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Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings

Love is not always drama and romance, Love can be Fun too! Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings made just for you and to share in your facebook or twitter accounts.  If you have your own favorite  Quotes about Funny Love Tagalog, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy funny love, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!



Kung wala kang maisip na iregalo sa taong mahal mo
Halikan mo na lang. ?tapos sabihin mo ..
“Kung ayaw mo, ibalik mo na lang.’
Ang pagmamahal ko sa mga EX ko ay parang ulam
namin kanina….UBOS NA!!

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If I get takot, would you hawak me tight?
If I gawa something mali, would you make it right?
If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame?
If I sabi I miss you, would you ramdam the same?

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“Kung araw-araw ko ba namang makikita pag mumukha mo…
Eh di sana…Wala ng malungkot na araw ang dadaan sa buhay ko.”

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Naranasan mo na ba makipag-inuman sa mahal mo?
Yung tipong nalalasing ka na tapos napayakap ka sa kanya
At bumulong sya sa yo..”mahal kita…” nagulat k at nagtanong .. “ano?”sumigaw
sya .. “tagay mo na!”



Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang utot. Kahit anong gawin ay napakahirap itago
At pag-ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin, maaamoy ng lahat
kahit hind ka man umamin! hehehe

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Sana naging damit na lang ako…
Para kahit minsan..
i-try mo kung bagay ako sayo

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Chocolate sana yung bibilhin ko,
Kaso, naisip kita, nagpaload nalang ako..
alam mo kung bakit? chocolate lang naman yun eh
MAS SWEET ka pa dun !

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Kung ayaw mong mainlove ng todo
Ay huwag mo ng susubukang tingnan pa ako,
dahil baka mabaliw ka ng husto!!

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“Yoyo ka ba?
Kasi kahit anong gawin kong pagtapon sayo,
Bumabalik ka parin sa puso ko”

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Dahan-dahan ka sa pagpili
ng MAMAHALIN mo ..
Baka kasi MALAGPASAN mo ako!


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104 comments:

  1. nba season ka ba? kasi kahit MIAMI akong ginagawa gngwa ma- DALLAS pa din kitang iniisip,kaya kht habulin man ako ng RAPTORS at HORNETS ipagla2ban ko ang pag ibig ko sayo ...ipa magic man ako ng parents mo sa wizard ikaw parin pangako yan tamaan man ako ngaun ng thunders o masunog sa SUNS o kya ipasuwag moko sa BULLS o kahit habuln ako ng ROCKETS hindi ako mag babago ganyan ka LAKERS ang tama ako sayo para na tuloy akong may CELTICS ano na NUGGETS mo ?? :)

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  2. ANG MGA BABAE, GANITO SILANG MAG-ISIP, “ANO BABALIKAN KO SIYA TAPOS PAIIYAKIN NIYA AKO ULIT?”. KAYA DAPAT MAY PROMISE KA SA KANYA PARA BUMALIK SIYA SAYO.

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  3. Ang pagmamahal ko sa mga EX ko ay parang ulam
    namin kanina….UBOS NA!! wahahahahahaha :D

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  4. Hindi ko kailangan ng taong kayang ibigay sa akin ang lahat.
    Dahil ang kailangan ko ay yung taong kayang iparamdam sa akin
    na mas importante ako kaysa sa lahat.

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  5. ANO MAS MASARAP PAKULUAN????

    >dahon ng LAGUNDI????
    :o mukha ng mga

    )))MALALANDI!!!??!!!

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  6. "para daw ma inlove siya.
    kailangan ko daw siyang mapatawa,
    pero bakit sa tuwing tumatawa siya,
    ako an maiinlove sa kanya?"

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  7. comment , hindi quotes !

    ganda i like it !

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  8. Kung mahal mo ang isang tao mas magandang PINAPARAMDAM kaysa SINASABI, pero kung di mo mahal mas magandang SINASABI kaysa PINAPARAMDAM.

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    1. Boy:ang mga babae parang damit pwedeng palitan may reserba pa

      Girl:weh ang mga lalaki parang accesories pweding sabay sabay

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  9. pag iniwan ka ng taong mahal muh
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    pasalubong kamo.. jollibee

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  10. kung pogi ako pogi tlga ako

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    1. Lol!! Kapal muks tol?!!

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    2. Mukha kang etits na may ubo haha panget mo ./.

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  11. wag kang epal comment po comment

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  12. wahahaha. . .nyc 0ne po. .kulit eh!!. .haha.

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  13. Sabi ko dati kahit anong mangyari
    ipaglalaban kosiya.. Kahit anong
    mang yari di ko hahayaan na mawala
    siya.. pero nakakapagod dinpala.. na
    ipaglaban yung taong walang ibang
    ginawa kundi... PAKAWALAN KA.... :(

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  14. Di lahat ng gwapo manloloko.....iniwan lang kita yan na ang sinasabi mo.....hehehehe....

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  15. Sana anG T.L.E suBjecT aiii

    T-RUE
    L-OVE
    E-DUCATION

    -----> PaRa MaTuRuan anG mGa MaHiLiG ManLokO KunG PaanO MaGMaHaL nG ToToO ^_^

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    Replies
    1. at para matutunan Mo Rin kung pano Mo q sasaguTin ..haha

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  16. Ang kagandahan ko ay parang NESCAFE...NANGINGIBABAW. :">

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    1. ..do you like some cream on the top fren? huh? mmeowww!! whahahaha.. just kidding.. peace! jejeje.. :)'

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  17. ang papangit nyo promise :) ahahaha

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  18. read mo ito carlo:-> pero mas pangit ako sa inyo hahaha

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  19. Boy meets a new girl in school tapus ung exam nun ung firt nyang nakatabi disila masyadong close perong yung pangalawa ...
    isang araw lng closeagad sila hangang nainlove ung lalaki kay girl
    at nag field trip sila sa subic binigyan ng boy si girl ng stufftoy na sea lion
    at nag post si boy nmy pic. Nila na hawak ung stufftoy naun at ang nakalagay sa fb status ng boy.
    .....simula ng mapalapit ka saakin may gana na ako pumasok araw araw para lng sayo....

    Ako nga po pla si geralph at ako po ung boy na nasa story ko poh.......

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  20. ...waq monq baliwalain anq paqmamahal ko sayo.
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    dahil binaliwala ko anq paqmamahal nq iba para sayo.


    ..yun oh!!!!

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  21. kung MAHAL mo talaga siya ipakita mo hindi puro SALiTA lang iPARAMDAM mo sa kanya kung gano mo siya KAMAHAL..

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  22. kung ako lng ang masusunod ibabalik ko ang panahon na tau pa.dahil ang laking pagkakamali ko nung pinakawalan kita

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  23. mahal na mahal ko siya pero mahal din nya kaya ako?????????

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  24. "BAKLA AT PRINSIPE"

    bakla nakita si prinsipe sa isang gubat....

    BAKLA: Dati akong maganda kaya lang isinumpa aq kaya aq naging bakla....

    PRINSIPE: Kung hahalikan ba kita babalik ka sa pagiging babae??

    BAKLA: malakas ang sumpa kailangan CHUPA :P

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  25. mga jejemon. lol.

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  26. Nice quotes yo!!! Dagdag pa kau ng iba ha? Thank you thank you.. :)

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  27. Ang KALANDIAN parang PAGKAIN lang yan..
    Pag na SOBRAHAN, lalaki ang TIYAN..
    :))))

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  28. Sabi mo lahat ng lalake manloloko bakit? sino ba nag sabi sayong I try mo lahat?!

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  29. . ."L0NG QU0TE"
    E2 yung nasktan ka at inwn ka ikay ma"long quote"
    "THE EGG"
    E2 naman yung sinun2k ka nia tap0s ikay na "the egg"
    "THE PLACE"
    E2 yung sinampal ka ng babae, tap0s d tumamama "the place, lng"
    "L0VING A NAME"
    e2 naman yung sun0d xa labing lima, " l0ving a name"
    "SHE FEEL Y0U"
    e2 yung ginagm8tan ng t0othpaste, "she feel you"

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    1. Hahaha. Nice .nice. I like it."!!!!

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  30. Funny Tawa Much

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  31. Ang lovelife ko parang iphone 5c , WALA AKO NUN !!!!

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    1. Mahalin mo lang ako ng tapat
      uuwi ka nang walang ka peklat peklat..

      Ngunit pag akoy niloko mo
      isusuli kita sa mga magulang mo.
      Na puro pasa sa katawan mo.

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  32. kng bakit kasi kaw pa minahal ko... edited lng pla profile pix mo!! lecheng camera 360 yan..!!

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  33. sikat na sikat na si anonymous ang sipag mo mag post halos syo lahat ng post dito kaw lang yta tao dito ..n re reply mo na din sarili mo..^^ hmmmm

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  34. boom landi :)
    mamatay nah lahat ng malalandi
    at mawala nah ang #3rd party..

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  35. Ikw na Nana heehe galing galing ahh

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  36. Boy- Tao ka ba ?
    Girl- Baket ?
    Boy- Wala , naninigurado lang :)

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  37. Mga probinsyana at bropinsyano ba kayo?
    kc ang BABADOY NYO :)

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    1. Babaduy* dapat tanga!bikol kaba?

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    2. Pare badoy man ang probinsyano malakas din ang kamao nito at sinisiguronko sayo pag natamaan ka nito sabog ang utak mo

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  38. Hindi ka naman Pera...
    pero bakit ang ako nahihirapan kung wala ka.

    Para paraan! hahaha

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  39. being with you is not the easiest thing to do!
    it takes a lies para maka.GO !

    kaya TRY mo iiGnore
    sasampaLin kita MORE!

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  40. pa #EPAL ^^,))")
    ---
    Hindi ko hinihiLing na dumating
    yung MataLinong tao
    sa buhay ko !
    ang tanging gusto ko Lang
    yung taong BOBO
    pagdating sa #PANLOLOKO
    ---
    LIKE IT c(:

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  41. Lagot qha u xa nanay nio

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  42. Tatay: eh anak parang may gusto ka atang sabihin? Anu yun?
    Anak: eh tay pumasa ako sa test kanina..
    Tatay: eh aba Very Good anak! Eh anu bang subject yan?
    Anak: eh tay pregnancy test po!

    Hahaha xD

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  43. baGo mo LanDiin aNg maHaL coo may iTatataNong Lng aCoo
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    Anong kuLay nG kaBaoNg aNg guSto mo ??

    ahaha

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  44. Kaya ko naman talg mbuhay mag-isa,
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    Ang problema lng,
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    NAKILALA KTA,


    GEe,eEM

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  45. Ang dadami nyong alam. Tra dota

    By: wiki™

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  46. MAKE LOVE WITH LOVE AND NOT EURO AMERICAN GENOCIDAL WARS WITH LOVE.
    LOVE leads to JUSTICE and then to PEACE on PERSONAL, COLLECTIVE, COMMUNITY, NATIONAL and INTERNATIONAL LEVELS. LOVE and NATURE reflect PEACE, IMAGINATION and CREATIVITY. LOVE is as POETIC as NATURE. There will NEVER be PEACE without JUSTICE. The PILLARS of the WORLDWIDE ORDER are based on LEGAL TERRORISM and PERMITTED INJUSTICE. The EARTHLY POWERS of FORCE has EXCEEDED the CELESTIAL of GOD, so LOVE, JUSTICE and PEACE have gone with the WIND.
    Be LOVE, love LOVE, have LOVE, give LOVE, share LOVE, donate LOVE, preach LOVE, praise LOVE, sanctify LOVE, adore LOVE, venerate LOVE, dream LOVE, think LOVE and live LOVE. Make LOVE with LOVE and EURO AMERICAN GENOCIDAL WARS with LOVE. Make LOVE with LOVE and the EURO AMERICAN PERMITTED INJUSTICE with LOVE. Make LOVE with LOVE and not the EURO AMERICAN GENOCIAL CRUSADES with LOVE. Make LOVE with LOVE and not the EURO AMERICAN GENOCIDAL CLEANSINGS with LOVE. Make LOVE with LOVE and not the EURO AMERICAN GENOCIDAL CHRISTLESS CHRISTIANITY with LOVE.
    SOCIAL RELATIONS gives way to FRIENDSHIP which can take to MUTUAL AFFECTION, HUMAN FEELINGS and PLEASANT ROMANTICISM. FRIENDSHIP and LOVE are ALLIANCES of HUMANS to a WORLD of UNDERSTANDING and LOVE, but not ALLIANCES of GENOCIDAL WAR CRIMES abusing of the POOREST of the POOR in the THIRD WORLD. FRIENDSHIP is as IMPERATIVE as LOVE in SOCIETIES. FRIENDSHIP or LOVE represents a HEART that lives in two BODIES and a SOUL that makes its NEST into two HEARTS. LOVE is the KEY of the SOUL.

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  47. DATI GUSTO LANG KITANG
    MA-MEET

    PERO NGAYON GUSTO NA KITANG
    MAKAMIT.

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  48. "Ang pag ibig ko sayu ay parang TAHO mabigat man dalhin ipagsisigawan ko parin"

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  49. Bakit ganon? Nagmahal ka sa my asawa na... Hirap talaga ang pag ibig...

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  50. Relate ako sa mga quote's

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  51. Kung mahal mo mahal mu tlga wala ng pero pero :-)

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  52. Luma na tong mga quotes na to wala na bang iba?

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  53. alam mo para kang dumi :P
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    .kahit anung gawin mung pag linis NG Puso mo babalik at babalik parin ang pagmamahal ko para sayu,,choss

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  54. me and my gf..

    me:bhe Simula ngaun dalAwang arAw nLang kitAng mAmahalin..

    gf:hala Grabeh ka..bkt?

    me:ARAW ARAW

    ..kinilig .. haha

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