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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Tagalog Inuman Jokes and Pinoy Lasing Jokes












Here's a extensive collection of the best, funny, naughty and latest Tagalog Inuman Jokes and Pinoy Lasing Jokes made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Inuman Jokes and Pinoy Lasing Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: lasing jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Nung tinanong ako ng magulang ko,
“Anong napapala mo sa kaka-inom?”
Tinanong ko rin sila,
“Anong napapala ninyo sa kaka-sermon?” XD

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Nahuli ni misis si mister na lasing sa club,
kaya nagpanggap siyang GRO. Mrs:”Pogi, gusto mo ko i-table?”
Mr: “Ayoko sa yo, kamukha mo asawa ko!”


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“Biruin na ang lasing, kahit pa ang bagong gising,
wag lang ang bading na inagawan ng booking.”

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While drinking with the boss, she challenged,
“Ang ayaw na uminom, bading!” Wanting to go home already,
I told her, “Babu na girl, Suko na akesh!”

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You know why alcohol is better than milk?
Pangit kasi pakinggan yung, “Tara ‘tol, dede tayo!”XD

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A girl in a bar was offered margaritas, got drunk & was gang-raped.
The next day, not remembering what happened the previous night,
she came back to the same club & was again offered the same drinks.
She said, “Ayoko na ng margarita, masakit sa puk*!”

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During a drink fest in Tagaytay, my cousin was so drunk that she chased my gay friend shouting, “Halika dito, gagawin kitang lalake!” XD

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Text exchange between 2 friends:
Ben, the hunk, and Alvin, the gay who was drunk.
Ben: Matagal ko nang tinatago ang nararamdaman ko para sa'yo.
Mahal na mahal kita.
Alvin: “Oh my gosh, akala mo ba ikaw lang?
Mahal na mahal din kita, Ben!” (long pause)
Ben: “Pare, wrong send ako.”

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Two drunks peeing in public toilet, one straight, one gay. Gay was watching straight guy as he peed. Straight: “Pag di ka tumigil, hahampasin kita nito!” Gay: “Promise?” 

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Isang girl may nakitang umiihing lasing sa daan.
Girl: “Ano ba yan! Ang daming bulb*l pero ang liit ng t*ti!”
Lasing: “Anong gusto mo, maraming tit* pero maliit ang bulb*l?”

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Lasing 1: “Pare totoo bang babaeng lamok lang ang nangangagat?”
Lasing 2: “Tanga, pati aso nangangagat!”

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Lasing 1: Ano nga pala spelling ng orange?
Lasing 2: Alin, yung kulay o yung prutas?

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Namatay yung kapitbahay namin na drug dealer.
Sa 1st night ng bur0l, may mga dumating na addict na mga lasing.
Biglang lumapit yung isa, sabay yumakap sa kabaong
sabay sigaw ng, “Drug lord, bakit mo kami iniwannn!!!”

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During an all-girl inuman, one friend complained that only ugly men are courting her. Another friend assured her, “Ganun talaga, kasi yung mga guwapo, sila-sila ang nagliligawan!” 












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