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Showing posts with label Banat sa Kaaway. Show all posts
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Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway

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Like Don Delillio says "It's not enough to hate your enemy. You have to understand how the two of you bring each other to deep completion."  Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway , we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: kaaway. Enjoy!

Alam mo para kang Electric Fan.
kasi' ang HANGIN MO!!.

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 "Favor Naman, mawalang galang ha
dun ka na lang sa malayo sa min."

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Di' naman ako TAKURE
pero bakit parati mo akong PINAG-IINITAN?

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Teachers na talagang nagsigawan sa lobby at ganito
banat ng isang teacher:
"Magkape ka nga ng kabahan ka naman sa pinagsasabi mo!"



JOYSTICK ba ako para sa'yo?
kasi parati mo nalang akong KINOKONTROL!.

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BANAT para sa mga echuserang kaaway!:
STRAW ka ba? Kasi SiPSiP ka na nga , PLASTIK ka pa.

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sa Girls fight
Gusto ko sabihin one time when i catch someone looking at me from head to toe:
" insecure ka? natatalbugan ba kita?"

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PAA ka ba?
kasi parati ka nalang may na AAPAKAN!

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Isang eksena sa Swimming Pool
Officemate1: “I’m sure lulutang ka.”
Officemate2: “Bakit, dahil payat ako?”
Officemate1: “Hindi, dahil plastic ka.”

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"You want Cash or Plastic? ay cash na lang,
kasi PLASTIC ka na eh.
oh ito twenty pesos, keep the change."

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When your enemy is asking me a favor
which I don't want to do and that person keeps on asking... I simply say:
"Sorry, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who cares."

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Lick your forehead
and I might let you be my friend.

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LIBRO ka ba?
kasi ang KAPAL MO!!

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Boy Banat: "kapag namatay ka hindi ka tatanggapin sa impyerno"
Kaaway: "Bakit?"
Boy Banat: "Isasara ni Satanas ang gate at baka i-dethrone mo pa sya"

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Hindi naman ako WASHING MACHINE
na madali mo lang' papaIKUT-IKUTIN.

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Parinig sa mapupulitakang tao at magagasapang na ugali sa opisina
"Ang T.@.E talaga kahit anong baho at tago
ay lalangoy at lalangoy pa rin para umibabaw sa tubig

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Magulang ba kita?
Kasi lahat ng gusto mo dapat kung sundin.

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