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Funny Text Messages and Quotes SMS

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Here's the best, cute and very funny collection of Funny Text Messsages and Quotes SMS that will leave you rolling in the ground with laughter. Send these to your friends, post in your Facebook wall and make their day enjoyable. If you have your own favorite Funny Text Messsages and Quotes SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny text. Hope you'll like it!

Son: Dad, what do I give my girlfriend as a gift?
Dad: How does she look?
Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with and, of course, lovely.
Dad: Give her my number! Nyahahah

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Father & son are out fishing & drinking beer while discussing football.
All of a sudden, the son says, “Dad, I think I’m gonna divorce my wife.
She hasn’t spoken to me in 11 months.”
His dad takes a sip of beer & replies, “Son, better think it over.
Women like that are hard to find!”



A man after a romantic dinner date with his girlfriend saw a guy’s photo in
her bag..
HE: is he your boyfriend?
SHE: (kissed him) No, dear, that’s me before surgery.

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“My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working...
Then I realized that my neighbours haven’t paid the bills...
How irresponsible” LOLz!! nyahaha

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Quote: some people say, “behind evry successful man there is a woman”
but nobody knows the fact that “women choose only successful men.” hahaha

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In a classroom, a student was praying..
TEACHER: Why are you praying before we start our lesson?
BOY: Mom told me that before sleeping you must pray!XD

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They say milk give you strength, drink three glasses & try to move a wall.
You can’t. But take three shots of Vodka & the wall will move by itself.XD

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Wikipedia: I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Twitter : I know what you all guys think.
Internet : Goshh… Without me, you guys are nothing!
MERALCO: Yeah! Keep talking, without me you are silent! TRUE nyahahah!!

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Dying husband asks his wife: “Our 7th child always looked different from the
other 6, did he have a different father?”
wife (crying): yes
husband: who?
wife: you.... XD

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Only Two Things Can Change a Woman’s Mood:
1. I Love You!
2. Less 50% Discount.. XD

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For Women who say…
“ALL MEN ARE THE SAME,”
Someone posed a question…
“Who told you to try ALL OF THEM?”

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Wife was teaching English to her non-English speaking husband.
WIFE: I’m beautiful. I’m slim. My face is cute. I’m hot. What tense is this?
Husband: It’s Past Tense!

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A girl asks a bookstore clerk, “Do you have a book entitled, ‘Girls Are Very
Intelligent?’”
Sales clerk replies, “The Humor Section is on your left side.”XD

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When I was a child so many girls wanted to kiss me!
I allowed them
but,
Now I want to kiss so many girls
And they don’t allow me!
Selfish girls.XD LOlz

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When words are not enough to express your feelings,
don’t think that you are in love....
It means that you need to Improve Your Vocabulary!XD











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Love Text Messages and Love Quotes SMS

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It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone and only takes a one text message to express that feeling inside your heart. Check out this collection of cute and romantic Love Text Messages and Love Quotes SMS that you can also share with. If you have your own favorite Love Text Messages and Love Quotes SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: love text. Hope you'll like it!

i always tot dt
LOVE cud melt away d PAIN
no matter how much it
HURTS
but I nvr tot dt
PAIN cud melt away d LOVE
no matter how GREAT it is..

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0nce in a while,
g0od pip0l nid a reminder of
h0w special n' l0vable they are..With diz msg,
c0nsider y0urself reminded.



When u
hold some1,
hold them
like its d
last time u’l
ever see them

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Love does not consist i
 gazing at each other,
but in looking outward
together in the same direction.

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If u wana b close 2 sum1
you’ve got 2 take dat risk…
Wat f d risk s 2 big 2 take?
Then u might miss out on
sumthng dat cud be prety
amazing.

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Lyf isnt Lyk a train dat wen u mizit,
u cn say "i'l catch d nxt 1.."
nvr waste d oprtunty 2 LIVE, LOVE & hav FUN,
coz dis joyryd passes jst once.

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Dnt b afraid 2 tke chances..
Evn if it myt get u hurt..Jst
b str0ng nd tke it..Coz u myt
b slipping dt sngle chance dt
wud change ur lyf & mke u
rili happy.

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There is never a time or place for true love.
It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat,
in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

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wen u luv.. nvr rgret wt u did.. its nt a mttr of findng
d ryt prson bt its a mttr of..
“..being d ryt prson 4 d 1 u choose 2luv.

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I am lukin 4 d wrOng prsOn..
Bt nt jst any wrOng prsOn –
the RIGHT wrOng prsOn–
sum1 i wud lovngly gaze
upOn nd thnk, ‘ds s d prOblm
i want 2 hve.


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Visayan Love Quotes and Bisaya Love Sayings SMS

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Looking for best and new visayan and cebuano love quotes, sayings and SMS? Check out this collection of Bisaya Love Quotes and Visayan Love Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings to the one you love one.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan  Love Quotes and  Bisaya Love Sayings SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya love. Hope you'll like it!


Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,
Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik
gakusa sya ug hughungi
“lami na kayo ko noh?
Saon taman dili naman ko imo.

nagmahal ako peo nakipaglaro lang siya,
binigay ko tiwala ko pero binalewala lang nya,
nag seryoso ako pro niloko lang ako,
"Wa man sya niingon nga dula iyang gusto, daog untah ko!"

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lisod mahigugma
lisod mahapangga
lisod masakitan
lisod magsalig
lisod mag bag-o
pero ang lisod sa tanan
kanang magtxt ta unya dili tah replayan
saket jud sa dughan ba?


Going to hospital..
Para magpa X-RAY
Feeling man jud nako nabalian ko og bukog..
Atong nahulog ko sa emo..”


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Adtong nahigugma ko.. I learn everything..
Magpa ngit2.. moikyas sa gabie bahalag kasab an pero sa dihang nasakitan nako, sakto
jud sila.. “dele mao ang akong gibati nga gugma..”

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I feel so happy
knowing theres a person I can turn to..
that I can cry and laugh with you
know whos that person?
It's YOU!

Bisan wala ta kitaay
Unta walay limtanay!"

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Nagdamgo ko kagbie
break na daw me
grabe jud nakong hilaka
pgmta nako
kalit ko nakatawa
kalimot ko wa man diay koy uyab!

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In a girl's life, there are many
strugles, fears heartbreaks & sadness
But it doesn't really matter at all..

Becase our main goal is to..
stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!

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She said", You were not supposed to
mean this much to me but you do"
He said," I know and I wasn't supposed
to fall in love but I did."
I said," ah,xcue lang gamay ha, agi ko."

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It's hurts so much to be rejected
by someone u really love but believe me
It's hurts 10x more
kung naka MOVE ON ka na,
Unya mu ingon sya "I stil love you.."..atay bya?

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Bat ang tao pag mamahalin mo
iiwan ka pg iiwan mo
mamahalin ka pagmahal mo at siya lang
talaga sya naman may mahal na iba, sakit noh?
Gugma man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

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