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Son: Dad, what do I give my girlfriend as a gift?
Dad: How does she look?
Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with and, of course, lovely.
Dad: Give her my number! Nyahahah
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Father & son are out fishing & drinking beer while discussing football.
All of a sudden, the son says, “Dad, I think I’m gonna divorce my wife.
She hasn’t spoken to me in 11 months.”
His dad takes a sip of beer & replies, “Son, better think it over.
Women like that are hard to find!”
A man after a romantic dinner date with his girlfriend saw a guy’s photo in
her bag..
HE: is he your boyfriend?
SHE: (kissed him) No, dear, that’s me before surgery.
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“My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working...
Then I realized that my neighbours haven’t paid the bills...
How irresponsible” LOLz!! nyahaha
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Quote: some people say, “behind evry successful man there is a woman”
but nobody knows the fact that “women choose only successful men.” hahaha
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In a classroom, a student was praying..
TEACHER: Why are you praying before we start our lesson?
BOY: Mom told me that before sleeping you must pray!XD
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They say milk give you strength, drink three glasses & try to move a wall.
You can’t. But take three shots of Vodka & the wall will move by itself.XD
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Wikipedia: I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Twitter : I know what you all guys think.
Internet : Goshh… Without me, you guys are nothing!
MERALCO: Yeah! Keep talking, without me you are silent! TRUE nyahahah!!
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Dying husband asks his wife: “Our 7th child always looked different from the
other 6, did he have a different father?”
wife (crying): yes
husband: who?
wife: you.... XD
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Only Two Things Can Change a Woman’s Mood:
1. I Love You!
2. Less 50% Discount.. XD
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For Women who say…
“ALL MEN ARE THE SAME,”
Someone posed a question…
“Who told you to try ALL OF THEM?”
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Wife was teaching English to her non-English speaking husband.
WIFE: I’m beautiful. I’m slim. My face is cute. I’m hot. What tense is this?
Husband: It’s Past Tense!
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A girl asks a bookstore clerk, “Do you have a book entitled, ‘Girls Are Very
Intelligent?’”
Sales clerk replies, “The Humor Section is on your left side.”XD
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When I was a child so many girls wanted to kiss me!
I allowed them
but,
Now I want to kiss so many girls
And they don’t allow me!
Selfish girls.XD LOlz
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When words are not enough to express your feelings,
don’t think that you are in love....
It means that you need to Improve Your Vocabulary!XD
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