Favorite Tagalog Valentines Day Love Quotes

Valentine’s Day is a season when people show feelings of love, friendship and strong fondness. It is distinguished in many ways worldwide and every year it falls on February 14.

Many people around the world celebrate Valentine’s Day by display appreciation for the people they love or admire. Some people take their loved ones for a idealistic dinner at a restaurant while others may prefer this day to propose. Some people give greeting cards,  flowers (particularly roses), chocolates or even jewelry to their love ones, admirers or even their close family member on Valentine’s Day. Here's the list of new Favorite Tagalog Valentines Day Love Quotes:

"Sa pag-ibig, walang bulag, walang pipi,

walang bingi… pero tanga madami."

"Hihintayin kita hanggang sa araw na malilimot na kita o

hanggang sa araw na mapagtatanto mong hindi mo ako malilimot."

"Sa araw ng mga puso, iisa lang ang gusto ko makasama

IKAW Yun at wala ng iba pa. Happy Valentines day!"

"Wag kayong masyadong masaya sa February 14!

Tandaan. “Hindi New Year kaya walang magpapa-putok"

"Alam mo ba ang salitang “pagmamahal”

Hindi ko yan pinagaralan pero sayo ko yan natutunan."

"Kapag nagmahal ka, MAHAL lang… huwag MAHAL NA MAHAL.

Para kapag nasaktan ka MASAKIT lang… hindi MASAKIT NA MASAKIT."

"Ngayong Araw ni Kupido,

Sana makita mo na rin ang taong kabiyak ng iyong puso."

"Hindi ginawa ang Break Up para  masaktan ka at lumuha,

ginawa to para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo e tama"

"Hawak mo ang kalahati ng aking puso. Huwag kang lalayo

sapagkat ako ay di na muling mabubuo

kapag ikaw ay nawala sa piling ko. Mahal kita!"

"Dear Crush, Kung ini-SMALL ka nila,

Huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita."

"Kapag rineject ka hayaan mo  na.

“Instead, gumawa ng mga paraan para magsisi Siya."

"Nakakainlove yung taong magkapareho kayo sa gusto

at ayaw pero mas nakakainlove yung taong kahit ayaw nya,

basta para sayo gugustuhin nya."

"Tandaan isa lang ang mahirap gawin at yun ay siya’y unawain

Pero mas ok na yun kesa naman iba ang kanyang pangarapin."

"Ang relationship ay may hangganan.

Magiging Forever lang to kung PAREHO kayong LUMALABAN."

"Hindi lahat ng sumusuko ay mahina at talunan.

May mga bagay at tao lang talaga na dapat SUKUAN para di ka MASAKTAN."

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.

Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!

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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!

Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

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Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

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Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes

Our brother Muslims around the world will be celebrating Eid al-Fitr (Eid’l Fitr). It is one of the important religious holiday celebrations in Islam which marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar which is regarded as one of the five pillars of the Islamic faith. It is annually observed and considered a time for spiritual reflection as well as spending time with loved ones. Eid al-Fitr or The Feast of Ramadan means "festival of breaking the fast" and is celebrated in three days as an official holiday.

How do Muslims celebrate Eid? They do it by saying prayers, giving money to the poor, sending Eid greetings and feasting with their families. The most commonly used greeting on this day is “Eid Mubarak”, which is Arabic for 'blessed festival'. And here's a great compilation of greetings and Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes that you might find helpful or interesting.

"Show forgiveness, speak for justice and avoid the ignorant.

May the blessings you seek make you a better person."

"Sending you warm wishes on Eid and

wishing that it brings your way ever joys and happiness."

"When the sun has set, and day is done.

I'll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!"

"On Eid Ul-Fitr, wish that Allah's blessing light up the path

and lead the happiness, peace and success.

Happy Eid!"

"On this joyous occasion of Eid Ul-Fitr

May Allah bless you with Happiness and

grace your home with warmth and peace."

"May you be guided by your unflinching faith in Allah

and shine in His devine blessings!

A very Happy Eid Ul-Fitr"

"May the blessings of Allah

keep you heart and home

Happy and Joyous,

on this Eid Ul-Fitr and ahead!"

"May Allah bless your days with Happiness;

Your weeks with Prosperity;

Your months with contentment;

and your years with Love and Peace!

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr!"

"My good wishes for you are the just prayer

for your long happy life from Allah on this noble event.

Wish you a very Happy Eid!"

"On the occasions of Eid,

I pray for brightness over shadows,

happiness over dullness

and success over  failure

for you and your family

Wishing you a warm

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr to you!"

If you have you own Tagalog Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Eid Mubarak Wishes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:

Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan

ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y

Kailangan at Nararapat!

Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan

para sa matuwid na daan!

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!

Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,

Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!

Happy Independence Day!

Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw

na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!

hindi ang araw na....

"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"

Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,

Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop

kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.

If you have you own Tagalog Independence Day Quotes or Philippine Araw ng Kalayaan Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For

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List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate

"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.

pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.

IKAW!"

"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.

Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa

pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,

natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"

“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…

Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”

"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.

Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.

Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."

"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.

Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...

pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"

"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka

eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"

Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.

Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA

"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?

Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,

Minahal mo na agad."

“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,

kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"

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