Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines

Kita Kita Movie is a romantic comedy movie film starring by actress Alessandra De Rossi and comedian Empoy Marquez. The movie is about the two Filipinos living and who've met in Sapporo, Japan. Alessandra played a tour guide and with eventually suffer a temporary blindness, while Empoy who just lived across Alessandra's house with always looking and secretly fall in love with her. Suprisingly, Kita Kita Movie really hits box office which now earns a whopping P250 million on its 3rd week in cinemas. 

Because of the huge success of the movie, let us give you partial of kakakilig, funny and cute banat lines of Tonyo (played by Empoy) and hopefully the next batch will be on Lea (Alessandra). Hope you enjoy this Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines:

“May mga bagay na kailangan mong paghirapan

bago mo makuha.”

“Nagluto pala ako ng turon. Matamis.

Baka kailangan mo ng asukal. Ang asim kasi ng mukha mo.”

“Sabi nya kapag hindi kita pinakasalan,

ipakukulong niya ako.”

“Noong nakakakita ka, ‘di mo ako nakita.

Nang mabulag ka, doon mo lang ako nakita.”

“Actually, hindi ako nakatulog kagabi.

Inisip ko lahat ng masasakit na sinabi mo.”

“Eh, ano kung bulag ka,

ako naman ang magsisilbing mata mo eh.”

“Kailangan kumain ng repolyo para sumaya ka!”

“Bulag na bulag na ako sa pag-ibig.”

“Nagugutom ako kapag nakarinig ako ng bell.

Naaalala ko ang recess.”

Isang beses lang ako nagmahal.

Masama ba magmahal ng isa lang?”

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Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver

It seems that Uber and Grab's local woes is not over as the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) will apprehend and fine Uber and Grab drivers starting July 26. The move put LTFRB under scrutiny of netizens as they show support on these popular ride-sharing apps. Uber and Grab have been popular after they offer a more convenient means of transportation for Filipino commuters that somewhat hurt traditional taxi services. Can we blame their app users? We have heard a lot of news about taxi drivers harassing and assaulting passengers.

You may have also encountered taxi drivers who already mastered their "alibi" whenever a passenger would tell the drop off place. They have so much to say but most of those "rude" drivers are the ones who now complain against Uber and Grab. While the government agency seems to be on the side of the traditional transport services, many commuters are appealing to LTFRB not to deprive them of a better transport option and lauded the TNCs as dependable.

Let's wait and see how far this will go. If you are one of the commuters who give regular taxi services thumbs down, you will relate to these Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver.

"Ma'am, Puede na po maglakad na lang kayo,
Medyo mahaba traffic kasi eh."

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"Boss, Plus P50 na lang po,
traffic kasi doon eh"

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"Sir! gawin mo ng P250,
Medyo malayo dun eh"

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"Sorry po! Pa-garahe na po ako eh"

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"Naku Mam, Sira po metro ko eh,
Flat rate na lang."

"Ayoko dun!
Hindi po ako papunta doon eh."

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"Sa iba na lang,
Pa-Garahe na kasi ako"

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"Wala po kayo barya? Wala akong panukli
Kakapasada/labas ko pa lang eh"

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"Meron po ba kayong alam na mas mabilis na daan?
Ito lang kasi alam kong daan eh."

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"Ang layo po!
Baka puede dagdagan nyo na lang"

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"Sir saan kayo? Makati ba? Trapik po dun
Ma'am saan kayo? City hall lang ba? sakay na po!"

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