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Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines

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Kita Kita Movie is a romantic comedy movie film starring by actress Alessandra De Rossi and comedian Empoy Marquez. The movie is about the two Filipinos living and who've met in Sapporo, Japan. Alessandra played a tour guide and with eventually suffer a temporary blindness, while Empoy who just lived across Alessandra's house with always looking and secretly fall in love with her. Suprisingly, Kita Kita Movie really hits box office which now earns a whopping P250 million on its 3rd week in cinemas. 

Because of the huge success of the movie, let us give you partial of kakakilig, funny and cute banat lines of Tonyo (played by Empoy) and hopefully the next batch will be on Lea (Alessandra). Hope you enjoy this Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines:



“May mga bagay na kailangan mong paghirapan
bago mo makuha.”


“Nagluto pala ako ng turon. Matamis.
Baka kailangan mo ng asukal. Ang asim kasi ng mukha mo.”


“Sabi nya kapag hindi kita pinakasalan,
ipakukulong niya ako.”


“Noong nakakakita ka, ‘di mo ako nakita.
Nang mabulag ka, doon mo lang ako nakita.”


“Actually, hindi ako nakatulog kagabi.
Inisip ko lahat ng masasakit na sinabi mo.”


“Eh, ano kung bulag ka,
ako naman ang magsisilbing mata mo eh.”


“Kailangan kumain ng repolyo para sumaya ka!”


“Bulag na bulag na ako sa pag-ibig.”


“Nagugutom ako kapag nakarinig ako ng bell.
Naaalala ko ang recess.”


Isang beses lang ako nagmahal.
Masama ba magmahal ng isa lang?”



If you have you own favorite Kita Kita Movie Quotes and Banat Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook page (/akosiboybanat) for the latest features.

Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver

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It seems that Uber and Grab's local woes is not over as the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) will apprehend and fine Uber and Grab drivers starting July 26. The move put LTFRB under scrutiny of netizens as they show support on these popular ride-sharing apps. Uber and Grab have been popular after they offer a more convenient means of transportation for Filipino commuters that somewhat hurt traditional taxi services. Can we blame their app users? We have heard a lot of news about taxi drivers harassing and assaulting passengers.

You may have also encountered taxi drivers who already mastered their "alibi" whenever a passenger would tell the drop off place. They have so much to say but most of those "rude" drivers are the ones who now complain against Uber and Grab. While the government agency seems to be on the side of the traditional transport services, many commuters are appealing to LTFRB not to deprive them of a better transport option and lauded the TNCs as dependable.

Let's wait and see how far this will go. If you are one of the commuters who give regular taxi services thumbs down, you will relate to these Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver.




"Ma'am, Puede na po maglakad na lang kayo,
Medyo mahaba traffic kasi eh."

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"Boss, Plus P50 na lang po,
traffic kasi doon eh"

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"Sir! gawin mo ng P250,
Medyo malayo dun eh"

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"Sorry po! Pa-garahe na po ako eh"

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"Naku Mam, Sira po metro ko eh,
Flat rate na lang."


"Ayoko dun!
Hindi po ako papunta doon eh."

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"Sa iba na lang,
Pa-Garahe na kasi ako"

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"Wala po kayo barya? Wala akong panukli
Kakapasada/labas ko pa lang eh"

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"Meron po ba kayong alam na mas mabilis na daan?
Ito lang kasi alam kong daan eh."

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"Ang layo po!
Baka puede dagdagan nyo na lang"

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"Sir saan kayo? Makati ba? Trapik po dun
Ma'am saan kayo? City hall lang ba? sakay na po!"



If you have other Nakakaasar na Banat/Alibi ng mga Taxi Driver to share, we will be glad to have it featured here. You can also visit www.boybanat.com or Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more reads to enjoy.

Cute Banat Lines ng College and University

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It's really amazing how a university name or team mascot is wittingly used as another way to sweep off someone's feet and in punch line of a joke. We've gathered some of the popular Cute Banat Lines ng College and University that has once captured not only the hearts of college girls but most of the girls of any age. It's a mere play on words to win your attention and see how the creative idea was unleashed.You can't deny it that once in awhile you fell for these puns and may had utterred one of these lines way back then. Well, you can still share it with your friends to know their reactions.

We can say that these lines were well-received and generally gained positive acceptance from those who had already heard and read it. Hope you can also enjoy these Cute Banat Lines ng College and University.

Lasalista (La Salle): Miss, ARCHER ka rin ba?
Girl: Ha!? bakit?
Lasalista (La Salle):Di mo pa nga ko pinapana, Tinamaan na ako sayo!

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Ateneo (Ateneo): Miss, EAGLE ka ba?
Girl: Ha!? bakit?
Atenista (Ateneo): Gusto ko sanang lumipad kasama ka.

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend

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Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend is collection of puns and pick-up lines that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Relationship need not to be so romantic but a little kulitan will spice it up. One of the keys to a healthy relationship is enjoying yourselves and doing some fun activities together. As couple, it's not just about the three-letter-word to keep it working but to be filled with laughs and unforgettable memories are great help to a successful relationship. Try to indulge your partner in a playful conversation like tweaking romantic lines into a pick-up line. That will not just draw smile on that person's face and put laugh in her heart but will surely fill her tummy with butterflies .

There's a lot to say to your loved one and if you are running out of words then here's a selection of Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend that you can say to him/her :

Boyfriend: Malapit na ang Pasko, ano ang gusto mo?
Girlfriend: PSP mo.
Boyfriend: PSP ko?
Girlfriend: Oo... PSP mo ... Pasko Sa Piling mo

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Nakakainis ka! napaka isip bata mo masyado kang childish! gusto mo gawin kitang . . Baby Ko?

Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal

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Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal is another collection of banat lines or puns that you can throw to a person they call "epal" or "kulang sa pansin" (KSP)". The term is a Tagalog slang for the one who likes to always butt in or intrude in a conversation or situation and be given attention in things that don't concern them. Most of the time these kind of people are annoying and you just want to ignore them.

You may know someone epal or KSP and if you want to tell something to them that will hit through their mind then you're this piece is for you. It's time to strike back to them and you can choose from these Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal :

Boy: Lamok kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi sinisipsip mong pagmamahal ko eh

(bumawi si girl)
Girl: Kanal ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi tanga nalang ang mahuhulog sayo

(bumawi naman si boy)
Boy: Alam mo nanununtok ako ng maganda
Girl: Cge nga suntukin mo nga ako
Boy: Bakit maganda kaba?

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

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Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

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Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

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Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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Hindi natin kailangang pumasok sa isang relasyon...
para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!

Tagalog Taray Lines

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Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.
Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”
Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..
Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)
sagot ko…
Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi

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Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi is a cool collection of quotes and pick-up lines about being handsome. Being handsome means a lot to a guy especially to girls who dream of having a good-looking boyfriend. There are guys  who really got the face as if they fetched everything when God has scattered handsomeness. Well, handsome is as  handsome does. Just always remember that it is more important to treat other well than to be good-looking. Just because you are good-looking doesn't mean you're a good person. Attitude still counts.

Read more of our Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi that are worth to share with your friends:

Aanhin ko pa ang pangalan ko?
Kung tinatawag nyo kong Gwapo. Haaaay.

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Nagsearch ako sa google "Most handsome man to ever exist in this planet"
bigla gumana printer ko naprint birth certificate ko.


Nakakita ako ng lampara, may genie pala, binigyan nya ako ng isang wish...
sabi ko "papangitin nyo ko"! sabe nya, di pwede, sumpa yan.

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Nung isang beses nag Push-Up ako sa Gym,
laking gulat ko nang bigla nalang sumulpot na muka sa ilalim ko.
Sabay sabi saken "kuya anakan mo ako".



If you have your own Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. :)  More Gwapo and Pogi Banat HERE!

Mga Banat sa Malalandi

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Flirts are just around the corner. They play games with your heart and love fooling around. If you are thinking of the best banat that will surely struck someone you know is flirting around, then we've got ones. 

Check out this extensive collection of funniest and the latest Mga Banat sa Malalandi by Boy Banat. If you have your own favorite Malanding Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: malanding banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Husay lumandi! Bigyan ng scholarship. Baka sakaling maging magna-cumLANDI.

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Ang mga MALALANDI, Natatalo ang mga MAGAGANDA,
Pero Kung MALANDI ka na tapos MAGANDA ka pa,
EH P_#@nG!N@ mo na, Ikaw na The BEST ka!!

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Lumandi ng naaayon sa ganda. Para hindi magmukang tanga.
Over ka sa kalandian, mukha ka namang PAA!

Mga Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis

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Check out this extensive collection of funniest, naughtiest and the latest Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis by Boy Banat. This is also a funny and naughty conversation of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If you have your own favorite Manyak na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: manyak na banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Miss manok kba??
Girl Banat: Baka kabastusan na naamn yan!
Boy Banat: Limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh XD

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Boy Banat: Ice cream ka ba?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Kasi gusto kita dilaan..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..
Girl Banat: Really?
Boy Banat: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...XD

Boy Banat: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl Banat: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy Banat: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..XD


Boy Banat: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.
Girl Banat: ha? duh!
Boy Banat: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!

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Boy Banat: Miss Plywood ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit?!
Boy Banat: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin? XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang lolipop
Girl Banat: baket naman?
Boy Banat: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin XD

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Boy Banat: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
Girl Banat: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
Boy Banat: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.XD

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Boy Banat: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl Banat:katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss, para kang ilong!
Girl Banat: ha! Baket?
Boy Banat: pede b kitang kalikutin?..XD

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Girl Banat: Hey ulan ka ba?
Boy Banat: baket?
Girl Banat: you make me wet eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss mesa ka ba?
Girl Banat: Ha?
Boy Banat: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows..XD

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal)

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Are sick and tired to those people who one that joins an activity or conversation uninvited and causes trouble? or the annoying nosy idiot people? Check this Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal) for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP at Mahilig Pumapapel, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat ksp, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Wag mo akong pakialaman sa ginagawa ko,
kung ayaw mong itapal ko yang sinasabi mo sa pagmumukha mo!

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Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo!
Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh?
Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"XD


Huwag ka makialam puede?...buhay ko 'to,
If you don't have anything good to say, Shut up! XD

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Wala ka bang magawa? umuwe ka sa inyo,
Bat di mo sunugin mo bahay niyo para may magawa ka naman!



If you have your own Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. HERE!

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