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Tagalog Taray Lines

Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.
Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”
Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..
Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)
sagot ko…
Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!


Girl to guy she doesn’t like:
“Email me nalang at getlost@donttalktome.com”


During a wedding, my aunt asked me: “Kelan ka susunod?”
I answered: “Tita naman, how would you feel kung magkita tayo sa burol and I asked you the same question?”

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Back in college, I was walking along Mendiola when this manong came up to me out of nowhere and said: “Hi, beauty!” So I answered: “Hello, Beast.”

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Sister ordered burger with no lettuce. Burger arrived with lettuce. When she got mad manager apologized and offered free side order.
Sister: “Ang gusto lang, tanggalin ang lettuce, hindi yung bigyan niyo ko ng kung anu-ano!”

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 After waiting in line so long at the toilet, when I was next in line, a girl approached me and said:
“Miss, puwede sumingit? Naiihi na ko eh.”
I told her: “Eh ano ba sa palagay mo ang rason kung bakit kami lahat nakapila dito?”

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During one outing with my officemates…
Boss: Huy wag ka mag-swimming sa malayo ha, malalim…
Friend: Oo nga ma’am e, baka lamunin ako ng dagat…
Me: Duh. Anu ka ba baka iluwa ka pa nga e.

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I was an intern 3 years ago in a charity hospital about to circumcise a boy. The mom of the boy bought an ampule of local anesthesia but forgot to buy a syringe. The nurse told her: “Mommy, anong gagawin ko dito sa lidocaine, ibubudbod ko sa tit* ng anak mo?”

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Personal Trainer: Sige na ma’am mag-sign na po kayo para bumalik yung dati nyong katawan.
Ate ko: Bakit? Close ba tayo?

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Annoying classmate: “Guys, guys, saan kayo pupunta?” Kami: “Papalayo sa yo.”

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Boy: “Masarap ba yan?”
Girl: “Bumili ka, para malaman mo.”

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When we gave coins to a kid beggar, he said: “Hello, ni value meal di ako makabili nito!”

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Boy: “Para akong lalagnatin.”
Girl: “Eh di parang uminom ka ng gamot. Malay mo, parang gagaling ka.”

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When the cashier at the grocery said: “Miss, puwedeng kendi nalang ang sukli ko sa yo?”, I told her: “Bakit, tsokolate ba ang binayad ko?”


You surely have your own version of Mataray Lines then feel free to share them with us. Just Contact Us and we will be glad to have them posted here.

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