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Showing posts with label Pamatay na Banat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pamatay na Banat. Show all posts

Tagalog Comebacks to When You'll get Married Question

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Just walking around and having a very fresh day, then someone asks you “when you'get married” even though they already knew that you are still in Single status or just came from unhappy relationship? Well don't be piss off guys because we have this list of Tagalog Comebacks to “When You'll get Married? Question which made just that for this kind of situation and irritating question.


Sorry masaya na kami ng asawa Kong si James Reid
Fiance kong si Piolo Pascual
Boyfriend kong si John Lloyd Cruz
Kabit kong si Daniel Padilla
Babe kong si Paolo Avelino ..
So back off!

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Si PNoy nga di pa nag-aasawa... Ako pa kaya?

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Siguro pag naipasa na po ang same-sex marriage XD

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Umalis ka nga dyan, Sapukin kita gusto Mo?


Please po huwag po natin pangunahan ang plans ni Lord

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Hindi pa po kasi ako nakikita ng destiny ko!

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Kayo po mauna kasi Age before Beauty!

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Nagmamadali po ba kayo Kasi di nyo na abutan?

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Ang alam ko po, Wala po kayong pake, kaya tantanan nyo ako!



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Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal

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Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal is another collection of banat lines or puns that you can throw to a person they call "epal" or "kulang sa pansin" (KSP)". The term is a Tagalog slang for the one who likes to always butt in or intrude in a conversation or situation and be given attention in things that don't concern them. Most of the time these kind of people are annoying and you just want to ignore them.

You may know someone epal or KSP and if you want to tell something to them that will hit through their mind then you're this piece is for you. It's time to strike back to them and you can choose from these Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal :

Boy: Lamok kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi sinisipsip mong pagmamahal ko eh

(bumawi si girl)
Girl: Kanal ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi tanga nalang ang mahuhulog sayo

(bumawi naman si boy)
Boy: Alam mo nanununtok ako ng maganda
Girl: Cge nga suntukin mo nga ako
Boy: Bakit maganda kaba?

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

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Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

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Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

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Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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Hindi natin kailangang pumasok sa isang relasyon...
para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!

Banat ng Tamad

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Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!
Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD



Hindi naman ako tamad
Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga


Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD



If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal)

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Are sick and tired to those people who one that joins an activity or conversation uninvited and causes trouble? or the annoying nosy idiot people? Check this Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal) for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP at Mahilig Pumapapel, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat ksp, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Wag mo akong pakialaman sa ginagawa ko,
kung ayaw mong itapal ko yang sinasabi mo sa pagmumukha mo!

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Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo!
Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh?
Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"XD


Huwag ka makialam puede?...buhay ko 'to,
If you don't have anything good to say, Shut up! XD

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Wala ka bang magawa? umuwe ka sa inyo,
Bat di mo sunugin mo bahay niyo para may magawa ka naman!



If you have your own Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. HERE!

Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat

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Here's a collection of Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat. Also includes sweet pamaskong banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pasko banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Lapit na pala Christmas..
Pwede bang makahingi ng picture mo?
Para mabigay ko na kay Santa Claus
yung wish ko at maibigay ka na niya!

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"Bakit ako malulungkot kung single ako't
malamig ang Pasko ko...
kung marami namang taken na gusto ako..."

Boy Banat: Parol ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bkit?
Boy Banat: Kase all these years ikaw pa rin ang nakasabit sa puso ko..

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Boy Banat: anong gagawin mo this christmas?
Girl Banat: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw?
Boy Banat: ganun pa rin..
..mamahalin ka.
yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!



Boy Banat: Candy cane ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit naman?
Boy Banat: kasi pag nakikita kita, i always want to lick you. XD

Anong height mo?
magpapagawa sana ako ng medyas
na kasing laki mo para malaman ni santa
na ikaw ang gusto kung regalo ngayong pasko.

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Boy Banat: Miss, nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Girl Banat: bakit nmn?
Boy Banat: pag ngumiti ka kasi, may spark..
Have a cheeezzzy new year!

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Girl Banat: Anong gusto mong gift this christmas?
Boy Banat: relo.
Girl Banat: may relo ka pa naman ah..
Boy Banat: eh kasi sinira m relo ko eh..
Girl Banat: ha? pano ka sinira?
Boy Banat: tuwing kasama kasi kita, tumitigil ang oras ko. :)

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Boy Banat: alam mo ba noong bata ako naniniwala ako sa pagsasabit ng medyastuwing pasko.
Girl Banat: talaga??? bkt naman?
Boy Banat: oo naniniwala ako. kasi noon gusto ko ng laruan tapos paggising ko may laman ng laruan yung medyas ko. Tapos nung isa pa, sapatos naman, paggising ko ulit meron na, kaya lang ngayon, mukhang mahihirapan ako magsabit ng medyas...
Girl Banat: bakit naman?
Boy Banat: wala kasing medyas na kasing laki mo eh, para paggising ko sa akin ka na.

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Jinggom bels
jinggom bels
jinggom All
d way.
O daspan
electrik pan
kaldero ug
pinggan..Hey!
Maayong pasko!
Lechon
man ay
nais kong
ipadala.
At may
hamon
pang
kasama,
pero
diet
mo
ay aking
inaalala.
Kaya
text nlang..
Zero
cholesterol pa! Hehe..!
Maligayang Pasko!

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Itong kaPaskuhan,
dalangin ko kay
SAN MIGUEL
na isakay ka sa
RED HORSE
patungo sa
WHITE CASTLE




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Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Jokes

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A collection of Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Banat Jokes by Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is "basagan" banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: basag. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Pag iniwan ba kita, iiyak ka?
Girl Banat: Shempre, mapipigilan ba ang.... Tears of joy?
Hahahaha Wapak! Basag!
Boy Banat : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.
Girl Banat: Oo nga Eh ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.

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Boy Banat : Hello..
Girl Banat : Hello..
Boy Banat : Kumain ka na..?
Girl Banat: Kumain ka na..?
Boy Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Girl Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Boy Banat : I Love You..
Girl Banat : Oo, kumain na ako..
Hahahah..Basag!!!

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Boy Banat: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?
Girl Banat: wla bkit?
Boy Banat: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.
Girl Banat: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?
Boy Banat: (confused)bkit?
Girl Banat: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy Banat: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?
Girl Banat: sori. wala kaming stairs...

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Boy Banat: May I hold ur hand?
Girl Banat: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.

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Boy Banat: I would go to da end of the world for you..
Girl Banat: really? wag ka na ring bumalik

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Boy Banat: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..
G: wala ka bang nanay?

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Boy Banat: sabihin mong mahal mo ko
Girl Banat: mahal mo ko
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Boy Banat: alam ko sa sarili ko mahal kita....
Girl Banat: talaga?? buti ka pa alam mo yan.. ako hindi...

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Boy Banat: mahal, i want to dance like this forever
Girl Banat: dont you want to improve?

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Boy Banat : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !
Girl Banat : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA

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Boy Banat: i love you , please text back !
Girl Banat: back !

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Boy Banat: Do have a boyfriend?
Girl Banat: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..

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Boy Banat: Patay na raw BF mo?
Girl Banat: Oo.
Boy Banat: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?
Girl Banat: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

If you have you own favorite Pambasag na Banat Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).



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