Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

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Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes

Our brother Muslims around the world will be celebrating Eid al-Fitr (Eid’l Fitr). It is one of the important religious holiday celebrations in Islam which marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar which is regarded as one of the five pillars of the Islamic faith. It is annually observed and considered a time for spiritual reflection as well as spending time with loved ones. Eid al-Fitr or The Feast of Ramadan means "festival of breaking the fast" and is celebrated in three days as an official holiday.

How do Muslims celebrate Eid? They do it by saying prayers, giving money to the poor, sending Eid greetings and feasting with their families. The most commonly used greeting on this day is “Eid Mubarak”, which is Arabic for 'blessed festival'. And here's a great compilation of greetings and Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes that you might find helpful or interesting.

"Show forgiveness, speak for justice and avoid the ignorant.

May the blessings you seek make you a better person."

"Sending you warm wishes on Eid and

wishing that it brings your way ever joys and happiness."

"When the sun has set, and day is done.

I'll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!"

"On Eid Ul-Fitr, wish that Allah's blessing light up the path

and lead the happiness, peace and success.

Happy Eid!"

"On this joyous occasion of Eid Ul-Fitr

May Allah bless you with Happiness and

grace your home with warmth and peace."

"May you be guided by your unflinching faith in Allah

and shine in His devine blessings!

A very Happy Eid Ul-Fitr"

"May the blessings of Allah

keep you heart and home

Happy and Joyous,

on this Eid Ul-Fitr and ahead!"

"May Allah bless your days with Happiness;

Your weeks with Prosperity;

Your months with contentment;

and your years with Love and Peace!

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr!"

"My good wishes for you are the just prayer

for your long happy life from Allah on this noble event.

Wish you a very Happy Eid!"

"On the occasions of Eid,

I pray for brightness over shadows,

happiness over dullness

and success over  failure

for you and your family

Wishing you a warm

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr to you!"

If you have you own Tagalog Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Eid Mubarak Wishes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).