Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings

Love is not always drama and romance, Love can be Fun too! Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings made just for you and to share in your facebook or twitter accounts.  If you have your own favorite  Quotes about Funny Love Tagalog, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy funny love, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kung wala kang maisip na iregalo sa taong mahal mo

Halikan mo na lang. ?tapos sabihin mo ..

“Kung ayaw mo, ibalik mo na lang.’

Ang pagmamahal ko sa mga EX ko ay parang ulam

namin kanina….UBOS NA!!

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If I get takot, would you hawak me tight?

If I gawa something mali, would you make it right?

If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame?

If I sabi I miss you, would you ramdam the same?

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“Kung araw-araw ko ba namang makikita pag mumukha mo…

Eh di sana…Wala ng malungkot na araw ang dadaan sa buhay ko.”

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Naranasan mo na ba makipag-inuman sa mahal mo?

Yung tipong nalalasing ka na tapos napayakap ka sa kanya

At bumulong sya sa yo..”mahal kita…” nagulat k at nagtanong .. “ano?”sumigaw

sya .. “tagay mo na!”

Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang utot. Kahit anong gawin ay napakahirap itago

At pag-ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin, maaamoy ng lahat

kahit hind ka man umamin! hehehe

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Sana naging damit na lang ako…

Para kahit minsan..

i-try mo kung bagay ako sayo

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Chocolate sana yung bibilhin ko,

Kaso, naisip kita, nagpaload nalang ako..

alam mo kung bakit? chocolate lang naman yun eh

MAS SWEET ka pa dun !

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Kung ayaw mong mainlove ng todo

Ay huwag mo ng susubukang tingnan pa ako,

dahil baka mabaliw ka ng husto!!

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“Yoyo ka ba?

Kasi kahit anong gawin kong pagtapon sayo,

Bumabalik ka parin sa puso ko”

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Dahan-dahan ka sa pagpili

ng MAMAHALIN mo ..

Baka kasi MALAGPASAN mo ako!

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Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messages

Here's a extensive collection of best, cheesy, funny and latest Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Marunong ka bang sumalo?
Bakit?
Para kasing nahuhulog na ako sayo eh.

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Badtrip!
Ano bang problema ng hangin?
At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!

Check out also this Pinoy Cheesy Quotes video by Bob Ong

Sana happy meal ka nalang
Bakit?
Para Pwede kitang i-take home

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sana isda nalang ako at ikaw ang tubig
Bakit?
kasi hindi ako nabubuhay nang hindi kita kasama

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Sana yelo na lang ako na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
Sana telepono na lang ako para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo pa

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miss tuesday ka ba?
bakit?
monday kasi ako at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

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Sana ID na lang kita
Para pag nawala ka
Alam nilang akin ka

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Sana Diamond na lang ako
Bakit?
Para matawag mo akong mahal

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Sa tingin ko mawawala ang
pangit sa mundo kapag
kumalat ang lahi mo?

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Kagabi hindi ako makatulog
Bakit?
Pabalikbalik ka kasi sa isip ko

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Peanut ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi PEANUT-tibok mo ang puso ko.

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Sayo na ang GSiS & SSS ID mo
Basta akin na ang PAG-iBiG mo

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Si bossing ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I love you mwuah mwuah tsup tsup!!

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Boy: whats your biggest dream?
Girl: mahalikan ang ulan. ikaw?
Boy: maging ulan para mahalikan mo ako

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Naligo ka na ba?
Bakit amoy akin ka pa din?

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Ang ganda naman ng pangalan mo
Salamat
Mas gaganda yan kung isasamo yung last name ko.

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Para kang kanto
Bakit?
Kasi nacorner mo buhay ko.

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virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita
hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin
ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako..
para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero
bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Pinoy / Tagalog Enemy Quotes

Some people thinks "enemy were the friends you thought you had, until they stabbed you in the back". Here's a collection of best, extensive and latest Tagalog Enemy Quotes made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy / Tagalog Enemy Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: enemy quotes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ay, pasensiya na! Ordinaryong tao lang ako! Di ako isang diyosa na tulad mo..napakaganda ng itim mong kilikili na sumisilip sa mga braso ng isang wrestler….bagay sa yo ang mga sleeveless at fitting na sinusuot mo. Para kang isang kumakatas na suman Grabe! You are such a babe!

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Ay, hindi! Hindi ka mali! Kelan ka ba naman nagkamali??!! Tama ka lagi! Kaya
sa sobrang tama mo, tamaan ka sana ng kidlat!!!

You can also check out this Public Enemy Quotes video 

Ang mga taong mahilig mag patama o mag parinig ay parang mga taong my BARiL
na magaling lang kumasa , pero di naman marunong TUMiRA NG DiREKTA!

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LINTIK lang ang walang ganti”
at lalong lalo na, “MATA lang ang WALANG LATAY

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Di porque ikaw ang huling nagsalita ibig sabihin nabara mo yung ka usap mo!
Malamang nabababawan lang sila sa yo kaya di ka na sinasagot…o kaya sobrang
walang kwenta tingin sa yo at di ka karapat dapat patulan!

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Kahit gaano karami ang pera mo...
hindi niyan mababago ang masangsang na pagkatao mo!

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Ay, hindi! Hindi ka mali! Kelan ka ba naman nagkamali??!!
Tama ka lagi! Kaya sa sobrang tama mo, tamaan ka sana ng kidlat!!!

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Kung mapera ka, bakit di ka bumili ng
bagong mukha maranasan mo man lang gumanda.

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Ang babaeng MABAIT, talo ng MAGANDA.
Ang babaeng MAGANDA, talo ng MA-APPEAL.
Ang babaeng MA-APPEAL, talo ng SEXY.
Pero ang MABAIT, MAGANDA, SEXY at MA-APPEAL … TALO NG MALANDI.
lolz tumpakz!!!

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Hindi mo kailangan ng beautician,
kailangan mo magician! duhh!

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Di ko kailangang MAKIPAGTALO para lang MAPATUNAYAN na MATATAG akong tao.
Minsan kailangan ko rin MANAHIMIK di dahil TAKOT ako.Kundi dahil ang MATINONG
tulad ko ay di dapat PUMATOL sa mga taong kaLEVEL ng “ASO!

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Tagalog / Pinoy Funny Call Center Jokes

Here's a collection funny and humor Tagalog / Pinoy Funny Call Center Jokes which features conversation of a call center agent and a customer. These are for entertainment and fun only and no offense meant to our fellow call center agents.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy /  Tagalog Funny Call Center Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: call center, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Bill
Customer(bisaya): hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???...
CS: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Customer: Hende naman...
CS: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Customer: Ang alen?
CS: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Customer: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
CS: Di ba wala pong ring?
Customer: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!...
CS: aahhh... yung BILL?!!!
(hende kase nagve-verefie mabote...hahaha)

Check out this Funny Call Center Agent Conversation video

3 Minutes
CS: I w! as hoping you can take this survey with me...Would you have the time to do that, sir?
Contact: How long is this gonna to take?
CS: Mmm.. MGA three minutes....
(Wapak!..napatagalog eh hahahah)

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Nagulat
Agent was asking the customer about the cost of his cable service:
Agent: Let me just ask you.... How much are paying with your current provider right now?
Customer: Well, I'm only paying $25.00 (--which is way cheaper than what the agent was offering)
Agent: (Surprised) MAGKANO??!!
(Napa-Tagalog eh ahahah)

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Cat

TSR: It's C as in CAT.
CUST: what?
TSR: C as in CAT. C-A-T... me0w me0w...
(ayuz! very specific na yan ha baka hindi m0 pa magets...)!

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Slang English
ethernet cord connected???...
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with alabama accent)
TS: Yung yellow cord, mheem...
(oh-oow ngee nehmeeennn..)

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Candy
CS: Thank you for calling... this is Candy, how may I help you?
Cust: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
CS: No, sir, it's Candy...
Cust: Sorry, can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
CS: No, sir.. Candy, sir... Candy... as in Storck!!!
(Sana Cotton Candy na sinabi mo teh.. hahahah...)

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Bing Bong
Agent verifying info from customer:
Agent: Is that a P for..... (thinking)... Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like BING-BONG.

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May Masisi lang
CS Agent: Thanks for calling Dell this is Mary how can I help you?
Caller(irate): I hate Dell! You should stop producing Vista! Vista SUCKS!!!
CS Agent: I do understand where you are coming from, but you see maam Microsoft is the company the created Vista not Dell.
Caller: .... oh (Hangs up)
(May masisi lang...Pahiya ng onti, walang bawe.. Hahaha!..)

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Spoiled Brat Kid
CS: Thank you for calling .........my name is .........how can I help you?
Caller: My daughter purchase tickets using my CC I want a refund.
CS: I apologize for that inconvenience but all sales are final no refunds or exchanges.
Caller: Well she is a spoil Brat uncontrollable kid what can we do about that?
CS: Im sorry ma'm but I'm afraid I can't help you with that maybe you can try a Juvenile Correctional Facility.HANG UP.
(Hahaha..UU nga bakit hindi mo Itali anak mo teh hahah)

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

You may also check out also this Pinoy Funny Jokes video

Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.