Vice Ganda Tagalog FlipTop Lines

Fliptop or FlipTop Battles, is the Philippines' premier rap battle contest joined by underground and amateur rappers. Fliptop is someshow considers as a modern day Balagtasan, where two rappers are pitted against each other in a battle of a capella rap. FlipTop battled with 3 rounds and the panel of judges announced the winner

Check out this cool and funny collection of Tagalog Fliptop Lines by Vice Ganda. If you have your own favorite Tagalog FlipTop Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: fliptop, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

"Sa ginawa mong yan akala mo ganap ka ng RAPPER?
I don't think so!
Kasi from head to foot mas mukha kang SNATCHER."

"Oo nga't mukha akong kabayo na kumakain ng damo at darak...
Masaya na ko rito,
kesa sa mukha mong model ng TOILET DUCK!"

"Kung Inaakala mo na kamukha mo si Sam Milby...
Nagkakakamali ka dahil ang kakambal mo si ANDREW E."


"Sa ganda kong to, itsura mo WALANG SILBI...
Para kang dumi sa tenga kung tawagin ay TUTULI"


"Daldal ka ng daldal yung sinasabi mo,
wala namang kwenta...
Kaya huminto ka na kung ayaw mong
ipabugbog kita sa eskenita!"


"Ang baho ng bunganga mo,
WALA KANG PERSONAL HYGIENE!
kung ikaw lang magiging jowa ko
mamamatay na lang akong VIRGIN."

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Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes

Here are funny and spooky Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, made just for this halloween and for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: halloween jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak…T@ng!n@ naman, wala tayong yaya!

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Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

If someone leaves you, don’t dare cry, smile and be happy. Pero bago mo sya palayain, ipagtapat mo ito sa kanya: isa akong DYOSA, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

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Tip for a Long Life: Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!…try nyo kaya!LOL!

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Isn’t it nice to be in bed,and someone's with you to watch you, touch your hair down to your back, and whisper to you.. “HANAPIN MO ANG PUMATAY SAKIN!!” haha

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Tagalog Halloween Banat and Pickup Lines

Catholic Christians and other Christian faiths celebrated the All Saints day on November 1, and in Catholic consider this as mandatory holiday. The following day, November 2 they celebrated it as All Souls day, which Catholic beliefs about the souls in Purgatory (temporary punishment by which those who die in a state of grace are believed to be made ready for Heaven) are especially remembered.

Here's a extensive collection of funny, spooky and scariest Tagalog Halloween Banat and Pickup Lines, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat halloween, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pag ako namatay, gusto ko itong cel ko kasama sa kabaong ko
para pag namimiss mo ko, tetext mo na lang , tapos malay mo...
unlimited ako, text text tayo heheehe

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Gusto mo bang masama sa isang pelikula? kasama mo pa nga sila, FPJ, Nida Blanka, Rudy Fernandez, Babalu at Rico Yan? Ang pamagat ng pelikula, Ikaw na lang ang hinihintay! ano payag ka ba?!? XD

Check out also this Funny Halloween Pranks video

Bago ka matulog: pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo.. ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo… kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba..? Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan na ba ang ulo nya..? Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa.. Cge tulog ka na Gud nyt!..ingat!

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Darating rin ang araw, mapapasakin rin yang katawan mo. -Sementeryo

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Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong loved ones sa
sementeryo? Text DALAW ON at e send sa 2366 Sila mismo ang
dadalaw sayo Text na! hehehehhe….

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Halloween Tagalog Scary Stories

Do you believe ghosts exist or encounters surreal supernatural things? Here's a Halloween Tagalog Scary Story and hoping you'll not to experience it. If you have your own paranormal experience about Halloween Tagalog Scary Story, we would love to hear it and share it here, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: scary story, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

One night a student was riding in a Jeepney, she was the only passenger

Suddenly, she noticed that the driver
changed it's route, not to the place she supposed to go.
she asked the driver..

" Manong di po ata ito daan papunta sa dorm koh.."

(after 5 minutes.)

The driver went back to the right way,
and when they arrived at the dorm, before the girl down,
the driver told her:

"Neng, pagpasok mo hubarin mo kaagad damit mo
at kung pwede sunugin mo.Iniba ko ung ruta ko kasi
pagtingin ko sa salamin kanina,

"Wala kang Ulo"..

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Halloween Famous Quotes by Famous People

Halloween also known as All Hallows' Eve, It's comes around once a year and observed around the world on October 31, the eve before the Western Christian feast of All Hallows. People celebrating Halloween by decorating the outside of their house with lots of stuff to scare those who dare walk up to their door, while kids are giggled with delighted terror as they knock on neighbors door, yelling, "Trick or Treat".

Here's a extensive collection of best, spooky and scariest Halloween Famous Quotes by Famous People, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Halloween Famous Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: famous halloween, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

William Shakespeare
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"
Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'
Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.–

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Nicholas Gordon
On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park

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John Kendrick Bangs
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Specter struts Along the moonlit way.

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Carolyn Wells
You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.

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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

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Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light,
I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open.

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Pambarang Banat and Pamatay na Banat na Pambara

Check out this collection of best, funny, makulet and the latest Pambarang Banat, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat na Pambara, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pambara, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.

Girl: Ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?

Boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!

Girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!

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Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl: Oo.

Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

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Boy: Miss, may kamukha kang artista. Anne Curtis.

Girl: Ikaw may kamukha ka ding artista. Kapatid mo si Bentong noh?

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Boy: Hi Cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl: wala bkit?

Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy: (confused)Bkit?

Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy: Miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?

Girl: eto piso, pumunta ka sa payphone, humanap ka ng pangalan sa phonebook, doon ka makipagkilala.

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Boy: hindi ka ba nasisikipan?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: parang ang liit kasi ng puso ko eh..

Girl: actually nasisikipan nga ako, tumabi tabi ka na! imbyerna ka!

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Boy : Hello..

Girl : Hello..

Boy : Kumain ka na..?

Girl : Kumain ka na..?

Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy : I Love You..

Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

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Boy: hindi ka ba napapagod?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: tumatakbo ka kasi sa isip ko eh

Girl: actually pagod na ako. pagod na akong makipagusap sayo

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Boy: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please

Girl: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??

Boy: bakit?

Girl: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

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Boy: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?

Girl: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!

BOY: (speechless)weewww!

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