Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?

Juan: Juan Kampupot po.

HR: Ilang taon?

Juan: Desiotso po.

HR: May trabaho?

Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.

HR: SINGLE?

Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE

Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??

AMNESIA BOY

Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsimoso

If you're a type of person who doesn't like gossip, especially the people who make them, well this read is for you. Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsismoso is an assortment of lines and quotes perfect for those gossip-makers. These so-called tsismosa at tsismoso are the type of people who loves to talk about other people's lives. It might be because of insecurity, hatred, or they just don't have anything else to do. Whether we like it or not, whatever we do, people will always have something to say.

Kung hindi kayang itikom ang bibig...
buksan na lang ang isip...
Kung ang kasasalita ay di mapigilan...
Magsalita ka na lang nang may kabuluhan

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Ang tunay na Tsismosa,
nakikipagtsismisan pa din kahi paos na.

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.

Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

Girl: Wala eh, bakit?

Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?

How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?

How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?

How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

“I” am very important!

But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE