Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Jokes

A collection of Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Banat Jokes by Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is "basagan" banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: basag. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Pag iniwan ba kita, iiyak ka?

Girl Banat: Shempre, mapipigilan ba ang.... Tears of joy?

Hahahaha Wapak! Basag!

Boy Banat : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.

Girl Banat: Oo nga Eh ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.

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Boy Banat : Hello..

Girl Banat : Hello..

Boy Banat : Kumain ka na..?

Girl Banat: Kumain ka na..?

Boy Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy Banat : I Love You..

Girl Banat : Oo, kumain na ako..

Hahahah..Basag!!!

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Boy Banat: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl Banat: wla bkit?

Boy Banat: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl Banat: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy Banat: (confused)bkit?

Girl Banat: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy Banat: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?

Girl Banat: sori. wala kaming stairs...

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Boy Banat: May I hold ur hand?

Girl Banat: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.

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Boy Banat: I would go to da end of the world for you..

Girl Banat: really? wag ka na ring bumalik

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Boy Banat: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..

G: wala ka bang nanay?

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Boy Banat: sabihin mong mahal mo ko

Girl Banat: mahal mo ko

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Boy Banat: alam ko sa sarili ko mahal kita....

Girl Banat: talaga?? buti ka pa alam mo yan.. ako hindi...

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Boy Banat: mahal, i want to dance like this forever

Girl Banat: dont you want to improve?

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Boy Banat : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !

Girl Banat : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA

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Boy Banat: i love you , please text back !

Girl Banat: back !

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Boy Banat: Do have a boyfriend?

Girl Banat: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..

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Boy Banat: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl Banat: Oo.

Boy Banat: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl Banat: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

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Happiness Quotes and Sayings

Here’s inspirational quotes which focused on Happiness  made by famous people. I hope you enjoy them. These are happiness quotes to help you remember one of the most important purpose of your life. If your have your own happiness quotes and sayings, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: happiness. Enjoy!

5 Simple Rules for Happiness
1. FREE your heart from hatred
2. FREE your mindfor worries
3. Live SIMPLY
4. GIVE More
5. Expect LESS

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"Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence."-Aristotle

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"Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it."-William Feather

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"The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure."-Francoise de Motteville

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"Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity."-Carl Jung

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"It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy."-George Lorimer

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"Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort."-Franklin Roosevelt

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"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it."-Elizabeth Gilbert

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"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."-Helen Keller

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"The happiest people in the world are those who feel absolutely terrific about themselves, and this is the natural outgrowth of accepting total responsibility for every part of their life."-Brian Tracy

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"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."-Albert Schweitzer

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"If you want happiness for an hour – take a nap. If you want happiness for a day – go fishing. If you want happiness for a month – get married. If you want happiness for a year – inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime – help someone else."-Chinese Proverb

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"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you."-Nathaniel Hawthorne

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"We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same."-Anne Frank

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"All happiness comes from the desire for others to be happy. All misery comes from the desire for oneself to be happy."-Shantideva

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