Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines

Clash of Clans or COC seems to be enjoying the surge of interest since it was released on August 2, 2012. It is a freemium online multiplayer strategy game developed and published by Supercell, a Finland based video game company. Here you build community of Barbarians, Archers, Hog Riders, Wizards, Dragons and other mighty fighters and join other players to start an epic battle with other players worldwide. It can be considered as one of the most popular mobile games in the history as it gets millions of downloads and players both in IOS and Android users. COC receives generally positive reviews from the users and probably you have already watched their cool advertisements as well.

Here in the Philippines, COC is such a big hit as Filipinos of any age are talking about it. While we can't get over enough, we have listed some Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines that you can share with your fellow gamers out there :

"History will be written by Men who ride Hogs"

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"For love, honor and spiked armor with nipples."

Health Quotes and Sayings That You Should Always Consider

The greatest wealth you can have is Health. We are all fully aware how important it is to stay healthy to avoid risks of acquiring illnesses and be able to perform our activities well everyday. We should be taking care of our body. Have a good lifestyle by eating healthy foods, doing right exercise, enough amount of sleep, thinking positively, worrying less and keeping yourself happy. We should never abuse our bodies and as much as possible try to control yourself from taking unnecessary eats that will actually harm you.

Still, prevention is better than cure. Being healthy should not be an option to ignore but a choice to take. Don't wait for tomorrow to start a healthy living because there is no better time than now. We have here some Health Quotes and Sayings That You Should Always Consider.

"Everytime you eat or drink,

you are either feeding disease or fighting it"

~ Heather Morgan, MS, NLC

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"Take care of your body.

It's the only place you have to live in"

~Anonymous

"Today is new day,

Fresh Start!

Think happy thoughts,

Exercise

Drink lots of water

Don't just eat,

Fuel your body,

Be Healthy and Happy!"

Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining

Some creative minds had just coined a lot of green jokes that are always funny. Most of them are hilarious and can really make you laugh out loud. From the thermometer joke up to difference between a snowmen and snowwomen, all of those can ease your bad day. These are mostly simple one-liners that can make you think twice before you get it right and secretly, some of these jests can turn you on. Ooops! Don't worry, you’re not the only one.

So if you're bored or looking for something to make your day, then this read is for you. We have collected some of the Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining.

Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste


Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: Why will a woman never be the one to propose?
A: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.


Q: Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
A: A submarine


Q: Who was the world’s first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand


Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack


Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.


Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them


Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged


Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.


Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and it's down your chimney.


Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.


Q: What is 72?
A: 69 with three people watching


Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.


Q: What does in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
A: Chewing gum

We know what you're thinking. And you get it right. Well, the doctor is also doing it right. Do you think the Doc is lucky enough? We think so.


Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frog's finger


Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion


Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"


Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your junk is hanging out.


Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.


Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken came in another box


Q: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A: Because he wanted to find a tight seal


Q: What do you call an expert fisherman?
A: A Master Baiter

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Happy Birthday Quotes and Heartfelt Birthday Messages

It's only once a year. A very special date to remember the moment a person was born. An unforgettable day when parents happily welcomed us after months of waiting. People have different ways of celebrating their birthdays; from throwing a party, dinner date with friends, go for shopping or just having a vacation. Sometimes, we don't just celebrate our birthdays for one day especially when we have a lot of friends and relatives to treat. This may mean you a lot of money to spend but the best part is your happy for another year of your life.

One of the most common way of greetings is sending a birthday message. It's still the best way to somebody know that you care and you never forget his/her special day. If your looking for messages and ideas, we have here Happy Birthday Quotes and Heartfelt Birthday Messages that you can give to a close friend or relative who will be celebrating their birthdays :

My birthday wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you, not only on your special day, but always.

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Count the age, not the wrinkles you have.

Count the blessings and wonderful experiences you’ve had,

not the mistakes you’ve made.

We all wish our loved ones not just happiness but also a joyfulness on their special day and on the years to come. We also pray for their success and good health and more blessings to received.

My best friend deserves the best birthday in the world, and my goal is to give it to you. Happy Birthday, and get ready to celebrate! The party starts as soon as we’re together.

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Today, on your birthday, I wish you the warmest love and happiness. May all of your dreams become a reality. But even more than that, may it bring you loads of true love and friendship. Have an Amazing Birthday!

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Because, today is a special day simply sending birthday wishes, wouldn’t do. So I’m sending you a day when all your dreams come true and, a year that means the most to you!

Perfect Crush Quotes For You and For Someone You Like

The most exciting part of being a teenager or a single is having a crush on someone. When you like someone, you tend to do all things just to get notice or just to talk to that person. Everytime you see him/her, you're having a bunch of butterflies in your stomach and when he/she smiled at you it feels like that your blood is rushing to your cheeks and ears. You really can't contain your happiness whenever that person is in front of you but you're clueless of what he is thinking about you. That is really frustrating, isn't it? You actually have this stalker instinct and spend your time staring at them far a far or followed them on their social media accounts and downloaded all their pictures there and post them on your room. Whenever they are with somebody in school or they are just talking with a friend you really get jealous and that's pretty obvious. Actually, you are forgetting that he/she is just your crush and you don't have to feel that way because there is no "us" between you and that person. How many times you tried to be nice as much as you can because you think that it will increase the possibility of him to like you, too?

Sounds desperate, right? Well, no one can blame you for feeling and acting that way. We have here a collection of Perfect Crush Quotes For You and For Someone You Like :

It’s not that we aren’t meant to be together,

think that we’re just not ready for forever.

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Dear Crush, I know that you're looking at me.

I'm not oblivious; I just don't know how to look at you.

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I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

There were days when you can't sleep for so much excitement knowing that you'll see him again tomorrow morning along the hallway. Those sleepless nights leave you growing bags under your eyes so you try to hide it with concealer. Your crush is the "reason" why you're always excited to go to school. You would love to see him everyday and becomes an inspiration to do better in the class.

I think of you often and I see you in most everyone I meet

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She loves him more then he would ever know,

He love’s her more than he would ever show.

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Love hurts when you break up with someone.

It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you.

But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea what so ever.

OFW Quotes and Messages That Will Etch in Your Minds

Modern Day Heroes. This is how we call our Overseas Filipino Workers (OFW) for so many reasons. They have great contributions to keep our economy afloat through strong remittance inflows to our country. Away from their loved ones; working hard abroad to make a better living; loneliness and homesickness; dealing with cultural differences; these are just some of the sacrifices that our fellow countrymen have to endure. Leaving their homeland in exchange to an opportunity to earn money and be able to provide their families the basic necessities. They toil everyday in foreign lands in hope for a brighter future. Everyone has their own inspiring stories. Their sufferings, may it be physical or emotional is truly priceless.

If you have a loved one working overseas, be proud of them and at the same time respect them. These unsung heroes also deserve the recognition of this generation as they regard they hard work not just an obligation but also an act of love and kindness. We have here some OFW Quotes and Messages That Will Etch in Your Minds :

Being an OFW does not mean an instant or easy money. They really worked hard for it to give their families a better living. They bear the absence of their loved ones when they got home from long day of toiling. So think first before you ask money from an OFW as you never know the hardships they've gone thru to earn it.

OFW is human NOT ATM machine or partner of any Money transfer,

we feel pain, we feel tired...

So please to our loved ones,

We are just not complaining but

Please make a good value in our all sacrifices

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As far as I can see...That's how far I'd like to go.

No dreams will be too hard to reach

If we keep on believing..keep on pushing ourselves

to go the extra mile, to carry the extra load

with a cheerful heart and full trust in the Lord.

Whenever they learn that I work abroad, I know they think of me having a lot of money. What they don’t know is that I never enjoy my pay out because I have to send it right away to my loved ones. Most of the time, the only left for me is hope that everything will be fine soon.

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Please promise me you'll wait for me and still love me

like the day & left all of you to work in another land.

Unfortunately, few overseas workers tend to have an affair abroad as they long for their husbands or wives. They fell into temptation as they hardly can’t resist their manly needs. Loneliness has consumed them so they had sought for someone to fill the absence of their partners. But most of such affairs had lead to having another family while abroad.

In my homeland, my wage is enough.

I try to work abroad so I can earn more money to give to my family with almost nothing left in my pocket. But sometimes I can’t understand why no matter how much I gave them, they still ask for more.

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Many people don’t know how hard to work away from home. You can’t sleep at night because you the thought about your family linger through your mind. You can’t see your children growing and how well they do. Sometimes, telephone calls can’t suffice the day you miss them. Being an OFW entails you to sacrifices.

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I gave up my precious time with my loved ones to take a chance of higher income abroad. The guilt of leaving them is in my heart. But whenever I think of it as an opportunity to give the best for them, I feel motivated.

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