Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS

Want to pissed someone but you don't want to be mean is on?, check put this collection of Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pang Basag Pick Up Lines SMS,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pangbasag pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan lang pala niya,
at minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan ka lang pala niya.

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Ang yabang pumorma, feeling magaling,
ang lupit ng amoy parang galing libing.

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Siguro nung nagpa-ulan ng kagandahan ang langit
... Absent ka teh.

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Kung kasalanan ang pagiging maganda...
Wag kang mag-alala, wala kang kasalanan!

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Para ka pa lang Energy Drink...
Kasi mukha kang Cobra!

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Hindi mo kailangan ng BEAUTICIAN,
ang kailangan mo ay MAGICIAN.

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Ang ganda mo naman...
Anong CS ng Photoshop na ginamit mo?

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Di nakasentro ang mundo sayo,
kaya wag masyado feeling importante.

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Porket sexy, pwede na sayo?
Kailan pa naging muka yung katawan?

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"Ewww! Ano ba naman tong niluto mo, lasang t@e!"
G@g(), mas yuck ka! Nakakain kana siguro ng tae, alam mo lasa eh.XD

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Boy: hukay ka ba? gusto kong mahulog ng todo sa iyo?
Girl: hukay ka din ba?
Boy: talaga?
Girl: gusto kitang tabunan ng lupa!

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Girl: kanal ka ba?
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi tanga lang mahuhulog sa yo!

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Boy: taga maynilad ka ba? kasi gusto na kita diligan.
Girl: maynilad ka din?
Boy:(excited)
Girl: gusto kong gripuhan ang tagiliran mo!

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"Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Quotes and Banat

Have you experienced that someone greet you and give their name or did someone pertaining they knew your name but it followed by funny pick up line? Well check out this collection of funny and cute "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes for you to use and share with.  If you have your own favorite "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: ako nga pala, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ako nga pala si DEREK...
ang DEREKtang papasok sa puso mo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Diane...
Humihiling na sana ako'y laging nanDIANE sa tabi mo!

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Ako si NOVA...
NOVA-baliw sayo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bee...
Ang BEE-bitay sa'yo pag nakipaglandian ka sa taong mahal ko!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bob...
Ang BOBoo ng buhay mo!

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Ikaw ba si MAEY? . . .
Kasi ikaw na ang MAEY hawak ng puso ko eh!

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Hi I'm Kat...
kaKATayin kita!

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Ikaw ba si DINNA..?
DINNA nagka-lovelife.


Ikaw ba si LOU...?
Ang LOUmalandi sa mahal ko?

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"ikaw ba si JOSHUA...?
Because I JOSHUAnna be with you!

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Hi, ako nga pala si JUAN...
JUANting you so bad!

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Pinoy Kasabihan Quotes, Motto, Sayings and Tagalog "Proverb" Quotes and Sayings

Looking for a cool, cute and funny pinoy / tagalog proverbs, mottos, qoutes and sayings or Kasabihan in Filipino dialect? Here's a list of Tagalog "Proverb" Quotes and Sayings / Pinoy Kasabihan Quotes easy to remember, cute and funny to make you laugh till you drop. You can use these quotes and sayings in your emails, taglines, greetings, even in shirts and can present them in small social gatherings to make a more fun. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Kasabihan Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: kasabihan quotes. Hope you'll like it!

Mahirap pag nakakalimutan ang dapat tandaan.
Pero mas mahirap pag lagi mong natatandaan ang dapat kalimutan.

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Lumabo man ang mga Mata ko...
mananatili pa ring Malinaw ang Pagtingin ko sayo.

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Ang pagpapahalaga na ginagawa ng isang tao para sa'yo,
ay ang pagpapahalaga na gusto rin niyang maramdaman mula sa'yo.

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Ang iIdeal Boyfriend ay wala sa hitsura,
kundi nasa hanggad ito na Mahalin at Mapaligaya ka.

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Walang karapatan ang ibang taong humusga sa pagkakamali mo,
tandaan mo kwento lang ang alam nila at hindi ang nararamdaman mo.

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Aaminin ko! Madali akong Mag-Sawa,
pero hindi sa taong minamahal at inaalagaan ako ng Tama.

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Kung biniyayaan ka ng magandang katawan at mukha,
hindi ito dahilan para manlait ka ng kapwa.

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Huwag mong sabihin na Tanga ka,
normal yan kasi Nagmamahal ka.

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Aanhin ang kagandahan kung ito'y panlabas lamang.
Mabuti pa ang pangit na mukha, kung ang ugali nito ay busilak.

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Mapagod man akong mahalin ka.
Kunting pahinga lang, mamahalin ulit kita.

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Bakit ka malulungkot na Single ka,
kung lahat naman ng Taken, pinapantasya ka?

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Aanhin pa ang Kaibigan?
kung pagtalikod mo ay sabay kang sisiraan.

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Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes

Are you really a Real Man? are you aware that real men stay faithful? They don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own? If not, check out this list of Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes that you can share with. If you have your own favorite  Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tunay na lalake. Hope you'll like it!

Ang tunay na lalake, pag nagseselos, hahanap ng pader para suntukin,
Hindi yung hahanap ng ibang babae para landiin!

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Ang tunay na lalaki, gumagawa ng paraan hindi puro dahilan.

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Ang tunay na lalaki kapag naka buntis, hindi umaalis.

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Dapat sa lalaki, nagiging INSPIRASYON, hindi konsumisyon.

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Ang Tunay na Lalaki Expert sa Pagpapahalaga sa isang Babae.

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Ang tunay na lalake, hahawakan ang iyong kamay ng babae, kukunin iyong bag,
at yayakapin ang babae kapag ito ay umiiyak.

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Ang tunay na lalake, marunong rumespeto ng babae, mapagwapo man siya o hindi.

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Ang lalaking torpe kahit " I love you " lang hindi pa masabi! hihihi

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Ang tunay na LALAKI hindi lilingon kapag may pogi dadaan.

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Ang matinong lalaki kahit may pagkakataong mambabae, hindi parin nya gagawin kahit anong mangyari.

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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

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Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

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Tagalog Moving On Quotes and Pinoy Move On Love Quotes SMS

Moving On is like getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.  Here's a list of enlightening quotes about Tagalog Moving On Quotes and Pinoy Move On Quotes SMS. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Moving On Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy move on. Hope you'll like it!

Mahihirapan ka talagang mag MOVE ON kung siya parin ang gusto mong maging KA-RELASYON.

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Kapag rineject ka niya, hayaan mo na. Instead, gumawa ka ng mga paraan para Magsisi siya.

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Alam mo kung paano ako magmo-MOVE ON? Magkukunwari ako na di kita mahal hanggang sa ito ay magkaTOTOO.

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Hindi lahat ng nakaraan binabalikan yung iba kailangan na talagang kalimutan kasi baka pag binalikan mo pa masaktan ka nanaman.

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Hindi ginawa ang break up para masaktan at lumuha, Ginawa ito para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.

Tama na yong minsan, sinaktan mo na ako. Pagod na rin akong umasa. At isa pa, Ayaw kong matawag na isang T@NG@.

Missing You Quotes and Sayings and I Miss You Text Messages

When you miss the one you love, you’ll see them in everything you do. When that person is missing you too, they will call/talk to you and you will know that you were meant to be. Here's a collection of best and finest Missing You Quotes and Sayings and I Miss You Text Messages for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Missing You Quotes or I Miss You Text Messages , we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: missing you, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

It’s clear that you don’t feel the same way for me… The problem is that as much as I can’t force you to love me, I can’t force myself to stop loving you.

It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

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You never know what you got til its really gone and that one person that moved on in life and you realized your making a fool of yourself by running back…. i’ll always love you though.

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You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart... I Miss You...

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Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.

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For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.

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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

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Missing you isn't the hardest part. Knowing that i once had you is what breaks my heart.

I know that i love you not because you're the first thing i think of when i wake up, or because you're the last thing i think of when i go to sleep. But because even in my dreams i see you face

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I get the best feelings in the world when you say "hi" to me or even smile, because i know for a second i crossed your mind.

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Although we’ve come to the end of the road, still I can’t let you go, it’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

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Can miles truly separate you from friends…. If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

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If a tear fell from my eye every time i wished you were with me, i would have a puddle of dead wishes lying at my feet.

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I can’t sleep; everything I ever knew is a lie without you. I can’t breathe when my heart is broke in two, there’s no beat without you. You are not gone, but you are not here. At least that’s the way it seems.

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Yesterday, I ask you out with my freinds because, I didn’t know how to approach you in the right way. Today my heart is broken because you said no.

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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

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Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings

The saddest part in life is when you find the right person who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be… And you just have to let it go.  Here's collection of Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings and at such times you can comfort yourself with the following sad quotes and sure you’ll find this post useful. If you have your own favorite Sad Quotes and Sadness Sayings, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sad quotes. Hope you'll like it!

It’s sad when the people you know became people you knew. When you can walk right past someone. Like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours And now you can barely even look at them.

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 I didn't want to admit it.  It was easier to lie.  Hide the hurt and emptiness to smile instead of cry.

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If it wasn’t for the pain I felt yesterday, I would not be the person I am today!

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Why do we sleep when the next day we will wake up to still live with yesterday

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It hurts me too much to realize that everytime I smile at you and you smile back I turn around and realize its not my smile that you’re returning.

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Everyone has a time to stand with their head held high, everyone has a time to break down and cry.

In the course of our life we come across many people. We remember some and forget the others. However, we never forget the people who break our hearts. Those who have suffered heartbreaks know that it takes a lot of effort to pick up the shattered pieces. Each sad love quote on this page takes a look at this unhappy side of love.

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God put spaces inbetween our fingers so another’s hand could clutch it tight in times of pain

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It's hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of, you just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while good things never last….some don’t even start…..

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I want to do to you exactly what you did to me. I want to lead you on, make you fall for me , and then I just want to let you go…I want to confuse you like you confused me…but most of all I want you to feel the pain I feel.

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Whenever I do something right, nobody seems to remember.  But when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget.

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I didn’t want to admit it, it was easier to lie.  Hide the hurt and emptiness, to smile instead of cry.

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Call me sad once I’ll just walk away, call me sad twice I’ll just say not today, and call me sad a third time and I’ll fall down and cry.

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When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut… it will heal, but there will always be a scar

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Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you. Here's a list of Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS that you can share with.   If you have your own favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: visayan friendship. Hope you'll like it!

Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
Amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
magkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimanon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami!

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All my life I'm a loser
From Ideas..
Relatinships..
and Love Life..
but in Frindship..
nah!! I'm blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???.

If I were to convert my heart
into a room full of friends
it will be very crowded,
but dont worry, theres still
a place for you to stay..
I'll shout lang.."isbogi! kay naa koi special guest!

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Pirates need treasure maps to find precious things.
Di nila alam d kailangan ng map pra mkakuha ng TREASURE!
la gani koh map nag ila tah! XD

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Sometimes friends will have to say goodbye,
but I'll hold you hands tight so you can't go,
enc If you say "buhii ko ba!"
I'll still beside you & tell you
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nimo oi!"

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You may meet other friend
Better than me..
Funnier than me..
Sweeter than me...
but one thing I can say to you..
"Duklon" tikag ilisan ko nimu!

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"Special friends" are really hard to find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"
lisod pangitaon!
maong advice na ko sa imu
never let me go..XD

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If ever someone will hurt you
tell it to me
You know what I will do?
I'll simply sapak there face & say:
"gusto k mamatay ug sau?
mabuang man gni q ug pktwa ana,
pahilakon ra nimo! hehe..

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I can't promIse that I will not leavE you
sometimes we need say "goodbye" because we can't hold"
on to sOmething till the end but aLways remember
"friends jpun tah" bsag minyo nka ha?

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Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw nagkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...

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Sorry Quotes and Sorry Sayings

Sorrow and regret happen for such a reason, this is to teach us a lesson not to do it again, maybe a sorry will work a couple times, but the affect of sorry wares out over time. Here's a collection of new and best sorry quotes, forgiveness quotes and apology quotes that you can share with.  If you have your own favorite I'm Sorry Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sorry quotes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

I am sorry i told you i loved you and hurt you. I’m sorry i made you cry in the way i did. I’m sorry i had to leave i just couldn't stand to hurt you anymore but I’m sorry that when i hurt you i hurt my self too. Baby I love you.

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Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

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I was very sorry when I found out that your intentions were good and not what I supposed they were.

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Saying sorry doesn’t mean there isn’t guilt and Forgiving doesn’t mean the pain is gone.

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The things two people do to each other they remember. If they stay together,
it's not because they forget; it's because they forgive.

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Saying sorry means nothing if you keep on doing the same mistake over and over again!!!!

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I have to confess. I am not perfect. I am sorry if you try to see me that way and want me to be. But that just won’t happen.


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I’m sorry for everything I made you go through
I now realize how much you really loved me
But, i guess i realized way too late. . .

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People always say I will do this or that to make it up to you, why go through
all of that. “Actions speak louder then Words”

I’m sorry I lied.
I’m sorry I told the truth.
I’m sorry that I’m not what you wanted.
I’m sorry sorry isn’t always enough.

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Saying sorry is not a weakness it is but a short way of letting them know you’re wrong. Its also a way of knowing you don’t want to loose something so precious.

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Sorry means you won’t do it again…so if you keep doing it again and again…you
were never truly sorry in the first place.

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I was never sorry for loving you, because its the best thing to ever happen to me. So I will continue to love, untill you finaly see me. Even if I must wait a thousand lives.

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I’m sorry that I make mistakes, sorry for not being as perfect as you would like me to be. sorry for the pain and suffering i put me and you through. I only can say I’m sorry so much because it doesn’t fix every detail in life.  But what I can say is I love you and that’s something to not be sorry about.

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Sorry means nothing when you’re saying it while your laughing. Sorry means nothing when you’re not looking them in the eyes and meaning it. So when saying sorry, sober up, and really really mean it.

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I am sorry i hurt your feelings and that i said what i said,
I am sorry that i am not what you are looking for and that im not ur dream girl,
I am sorry that you hate me soo much and that i am annoying crazy,
I am sorry i said “i love you 2? and meant it,
But most of all i m sorry that i am still in love with you

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Visayan Funny Jokes and Bisaya Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS

Looking for visayan and cebuano funny jokes SMS? Check out this collection of  Visayan Funny Jokes and Bisaya Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS , enjoy this short and funny jokes with your friends and even post it your FB status.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan Funny Jokes and Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya jokes. Hope you'll like it!

Teacher: Class if basura ko asa man ko ninyo ilabay, nabubulok o di nabubulok?
Dingdong: ai sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man?
Dingdong: ai, alang kay plastic man ka ma’am.

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Sa Math Class..
Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?
Juan: 2 mam!
Teacher: at kung tungaon pa nko preho?
Juan: 4 na mam!
Teacher: tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 8 na mam!
Teacher:Tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 16 na mam!
Teacher: 2ngaon pjud nko?
Juan:32 na mam!
Teacher: kung 2ngaon pjud?
Juan: 64! (suko na)
Teacher: ug tungaon pjud ug kduha?
Juan: Ipagaling na lang na mam ky malangan natah...

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“Duha ka lalaki”
Dunky: Dingdong, pang exam man kayo na emong ngipon..
Dingdong: Ha? Ngano man?
Dunky: One set apart hehehe…
Dingdong: Kana pud emong ngipon bai pang exam pud kayo
Dunky: Ngano man pud?
Dingdong: Feel in the blanks..

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Sa isang contest, interview portion
Ano ga2win mo pg gumising ka
na may ktabing $1M?...
KANO: go on a world tour
HAPON: put up a bizniz
PINOY: 2log napud para
mahimong $2M!!!hehehe

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May panget na lalake na humiling sa fairy.
FAIRY: anu kahilingan mu?
PANGET: my map ako d2 ng US, dalhin mu ko dun
apra makita ang babae ng buhay ko.
FAIRY: di pwede dong, dito lang sa pinas pwede powers ko!
PANGET: maging mortal na babae ka na lang
at pkasalan mo ko!
FAIRY: patan.aw rah gud anang litse na mapa b,
bcin mapangitaan nato'g paagi!
haha..

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Sa isang Korte
Judge: Pedro, unsa man jud ang nahitabo?
Pedro: (wala ni tingog)
Judge: tubaga ang question!
Pedro: ingon hearing lang ni!
Ngano naay Speaking?

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Kerido: Babe, ano nem ko sa celpon mo
para d ta masakpan sa imo bana?
Kerida: Mc Donald
Kerido: Ngano man?
Kerida: Love ko to! ako langga? ano nem
ko sa celpon mo?
Kerido: BDO
Kerida: Ngano man kana gipili nmo?
Kerido: We Find Ways!

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Mama: Nak, nganung ngkabulingit man ka?
Anak: kabantay ka anang kanal dri ma?
Mama: Oo nak, kbantay ko. Nganu man?
Anak: ako wla.

Boy: nganu mura man kag nhadlok?
Girl: hapit kako ma rape diha sa unahan, may gani koy kwarta.
Boy: unya emu na lang gihatag imung kwarta?
Girl: wala ui ng hotel mi. lain sad kau diha rmmi sa daplin.

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Anak: kanang makabyahe kug lain nga lugar
unya naa ko dghang kwarta nga gkuptan.
Tatay: char! gusto diay ka mag KONDUKTOR nak?

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American: Pedro, can you guide me where's the house of Mr. Juan dela Cruz?
Pedro: Sure Sir! Hunong ka ila "Emong",
simang ila "Emang", unya liko ila "Iko"..there u can find the
house of Mr. Juan dela Cruz..
American: Hey! don't speak too much english of me because I am only grade 3
in Amerika!!!!!hahahahaha...

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A fast beating heart doesn't
always mean Love...
A blushing face is not always
a sign that your inlove
sometimes HUBOG LANG! hahaha

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Boy; hulog ka ba ng langit?
Girl: asus..saba diha! karaan na kau ng linyaha..
Boy: kay nalumping man gud imong nawong. haha..

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Pangako wlang limutan
kasi ikaw langit ako lupa
ikaw Atop ako Salog
Ganyan kita ka love palage kang nasa itaas
ako KAHOY ikaw Unggoy!

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Visayan Love Quotes and Bisaya Love Sayings SMS

Looking for best and new visayan and cebuano love quotes, sayings and SMS? Check out this collection of Bisaya Love Quotes and Visayan Love Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings to the one you love one.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan  Love Quotes and  Bisaya Love Sayings SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya love. Hope you'll like it!

Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,
Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik
gakusa sya ug hughungi
“lami na kayo ko noh?
Saon taman dili naman ko imo.

nagmahal ako peo nakipaglaro lang siya,
binigay ko tiwala ko pero binalewala lang nya,
nag seryoso ako pro niloko lang ako,
"Wa man sya niingon nga dula iyang gusto, daog untah ko!"

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lisod mahigugma
lisod mahapangga
lisod masakitan
lisod magsalig
lisod mag bag-o
pero ang lisod sa tanan
kanang magtxt ta unya dili tah replayan
saket jud sa dughan ba?

Going to hospital..
Para magpa X-RAY
Feeling man jud nako nabalian ko og bukog..
Atong nahulog ko sa emo..”


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Adtong nahigugma ko.. I learn everything..
Magpa ngit2.. moikyas sa gabie bahalag kasab an pero sa dihang nasakitan nako, sakto
jud sila.. “dele mao ang akong gibati nga gugma..”

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I feel so happy
knowing theres a person I can turn to..
that I can cry and laugh with you
know whos that person?
It's YOU!

Bisan wala ta kitaay
Unta walay limtanay!"

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Nagdamgo ko kagbie
break na daw me
grabe jud nakong hilaka
pgmta nako
kalit ko nakatawa
kalimot ko wa man diay koy uyab!

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In a girl's life, there are many
strugles, fears heartbreaks & sadness
But it doesn't really matter at all..

Becase our main goal is to..
stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!

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She said", You were not supposed to
mean this much to me but you do"
He said," I know and I wasn't supposed
to fall in love but I did."
I said," ah,xcue lang gamay ha, agi ko."

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It's hurts so much to be rejected
by someone u really love but believe me
It's hurts 10x more
kung naka MOVE ON ka na,
Unya mu ingon sya "I stil love you.."..atay bya?

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Bat ang tao pag mamahalin mo
iiwan ka pg iiwan mo
mamahalin ka pagmahal mo at siya lang
talaga sya naman may mahal na iba, sakit noh?
Gugma man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

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