Monthsary Quotes and Messages You can Share with Your Special Someone

Started on a little friendship. You had you're sweet conversations and exchanges of text messages. There were nights when you would rather stay up late just to hear each other's voice on the phone. Her smile is heart-warming that it can ease all the worries and sadness you feel. Knowing that he's always there for you makes each and every day wonderful. You also had some arguments over things but he's so patient and did everything to fix things up. There were days when you thought he already take you for granted but then you realized that you have to understand his priorities. You were once jealous over somebody but you learned to trust each other.

Remember the very first day you promised to love her with all your heart. The day she gave you the chance to be his boyfriend. Now, you're monthsary is just around corner, celebrate it in a special way. Remind her how much you love her. Let him know how much you care. We have here some Monthsary Quotes and Messages You can Share with Your Special Someone.

Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages

Filipinos aside from other nationalities is actually the Filipino had a lot of sense of humor. Pinoys are  considered among the happiest people in the world, at least based from surveys. Here's the list of best Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy Funny SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

BESTFRIEND
Boy: Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito?
Girl: Ok! ano ba sasabhin mo?
Boy: Mahal na mahal kita lagi mong tandaan na nandito lang ako, lagi sa tabi mo!
Boy: ano natandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: Good! pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mo ah. Thank You! Wahahaha


GENIUS
Teacher: Ang unang maka sagot ng tanong ko, makakauwi agad.
Juan: (hinagis ang bag sa labas)
Teacher: Kaninong bag yon?
Juan: Sa akin po mam! Bye guys!

KULANGOT
Pakiusap huwag mo na akong BILUGIN ~ Kulangot


LAGOT
Isang araw si Pedro umuwi ng bahay.
Pedro: Itay, (padabog) pinapatawag daw po kayo sa school!
Itay: Bakit Pedro? may ginawa kananamang kalokohan noh?
Pedro: Ako po ba? baka po kayo Itay, ikaw nga po pinapatawag di ba? lagot ka


NUMBER
Ang gulo, change number na naman ako.
Nakakabadtrip, sinong namigay ng number ko?
May laging nagtetext at nagmessage sa akin at tinawagan ko..
Ang sinagot lang ay. “hello, ako budoy!”.


LOAD
Gwapong nagtext: Hi babe, paload naman P100.
Beking Jowa: Ok Babe
(nagmamadaling maghanap ng loading area)
Beking Jowa: nareceive mo na babe?
Gwapong nagtext: Hu U? nyahahaha

UTOT
Hindi ko naman hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo ko!
Ang kinasasama lang nang loob ko...
ay sa harap ng ibang tao ganun mo na ako kung itanaggi! ~ Utot


MATH
Teacher: Juan?
Juan: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 1+3?
Juan: 4 ma’am..
Teacher: very good! How about you Pedro?
Pedro: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 3+1?
Pedro: ayan ka na naman Ma’am, kapag mahirap yung tanong, ako ipapasagot niyo!


PAUPO
Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi:
Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?
(tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
babae : oo, sasayaw ako!
lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah! XD Hahaha


KALOOBAN
Dionisia: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.
Manny: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas! XD
Hahaha

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Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat

A very timely Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines especially for your friends, special someone and love ones,  Check out this collection of Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat for Valentines Day on the web. If you have your own favorite  Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sweet pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Mag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…
I wanna grow old with you…
Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..

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Naka lunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…

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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …
Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …

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Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari...
Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?” ...

Handa akong takbuhin ang mundo…
Basta ang finish line sa puso mo…

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Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe,
 Pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.

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Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko,
ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?

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Wala akong bisyo…
Pero ng makilala kita di lang ako nag ka bisyo na adik pa ako…
na adik ako sayo…

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Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!

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Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…
Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….
Para match tayo!!!

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Pwede bang tumingin ka sakin kapag naka tingin ako sayo…
Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa…

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Ahhh… excuse me Miss!… Troso ka ba?…
Kasi, gusto kitang sibakin! ..

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Pwede ba kitang abutin???
Pangarap kasi kita eh.

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