Mga Banat sa Malalandi

Flirts are just around the corner. They play games with your heart and love fooling around. If you are thinking of the best banat that will surely struck someone you know is flirting around, then we've got ones. 

Check out this extensive collection of funniest and the latest Mga Banat sa Malalandi by Boy Banat. If you have your own favorite Malanding Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: malanding banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Husay lumandi! Bigyan ng scholarship. Baka sakaling maging magna-cumLANDI.

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Ang mga MALALANDI, Natatalo ang mga MAGAGANDA,
Pero Kung MALANDI ka na tapos MAGANDA ka pa,
EH P_#@nG!N@ mo na, Ikaw na The BEST ka!!

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Lumandi ng naaayon sa ganda. Para hindi magmukang tanga.
Over ka sa kalandian, mukha ka namang PAA!

Mga Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis

Check out this extensive collection of funniest, naughtiest and the latest Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis by Boy Banat. This is also a funny and naughty conversation of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If you have your own favorite Manyak na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: manyak na banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Miss manok kba??
Girl Banat: Baka kabastusan na naamn yan!
Boy Banat: Limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh XD

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Boy Banat: Ice cream ka ba?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Kasi gusto kita dilaan..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..
Girl Banat: Really?
Boy Banat: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...XD

Boy Banat: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl Banat: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy Banat: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..XD

Boy Banat: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.
Girl Banat: ha? duh!
Boy Banat: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!

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Boy Banat: Miss Plywood ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit?!
Boy Banat: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin? XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang lolipop
Girl Banat: baket naman?
Boy Banat: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin XD

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Boy Banat: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
Girl Banat: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
Boy Banat: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.XD

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Boy Banat: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl Banat:katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss, para kang ilong!
Girl Banat: ha! Baket?
Boy Banat: pede b kitang kalikutin?..XD

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Girl Banat: Hey ulan ka ba?
Boy Banat: baket?
Girl Banat: you make me wet eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss mesa ka ba?
Girl Banat: Ha?
Boy Banat: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows..XD

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Boy Basag vs Boy Pick-Up - Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines Battle

The Pick-Up Lines Battle Arena has finally come to a satisfying end for Boy Pick-up as he was defeated by the new Pickapitas Champion - Boy Basag (Ogie Alcasid). Will he remain undisputed?Here are some of the latest Boy Basag vs Boy Pick-Up - Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines Battle 2013 collection from the iconic Boy Basag to crack you down and make you laugh at the same time.  Blagag!

Boy Pick-up vs. Dahon ROUND 1
Dahon: Neneng B.: Aso ka ba?
Neneng B.:Bakit?
Dahon: kasi yung puso ko, han-DOG ko sayo!

Boy Pickup: Neneng B., paper mache ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: Kasi ang daming fiesta pag buwan ng Mayo!

Boy Pick-up vs. Dahon ROUND 2
Dahon: Neneng B., Kamera ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Dahon: kasi na capture mo ang puso ko

Boy Pickup: Neneng B., Walis ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: kasi makalat ang puno ng akasya! Boom!

Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes and Pinoy Happy Mother's Day Sayings

Check out our collection of inspiring, warmest, and the best Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes and Pinoy Happy Mother's Day Sayings by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy mothers, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Alam ko kung gaano mo kami kamahal
kaya nga isinuko mo ang lahat maging ang iyong mga sariling kagustuhan
para lang maaruga mo kaming lahat. Masaya ang buhay namin dahil sa iyo!

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Ang magaspang mong palad ay tand
 ng iyong kasipagan sa pag-aasikaso sa amin.
Ang iyong pawis at magulong buhok
ay tanda ng sakripisyo na iyong laan sa aming kabutihan.

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Espesyal na araw na ito na para sa iyo, ikaw naman ay maupo,
magpahinga sandali at ikaw ay aming aasikasuhin.
Maligayang Araw ng ating mga Inay!

Pag-aalagang walang kapantay…
Pagmamahal na walang hinihintay na kapalit…
Pang-unawang hindi masusukat…
Maraming Salamat Sayo, Mama.
Ikaw ang number one!


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Salamat sa pagpapanatili ng liwanag sa ating tahanan. Ang buhay ngating pamilya ay masaya dahil sa iyo. Ipagdiwang natin ang araw na ito!

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Hindi man magara ang iyong damit,
o hindi ka man nakapustura ng todo,
wala ka mang korona o mga alalay sa tabi mo,
ikaw pa rin ang mananatili at nag-iisang Reyna ng tahanang ito!

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Sa lahat ng sakripisyo…
Sa lahat ng pag-aaruga…
Sa lahat ng pagmahal…
Tunay na walang makapapantay sayo.
Maligayang araw ng mga Inay!

If you have you own Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Happy Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings Collection

Nothing can be compared to the love a mother has for her children. Your love is incomparable, unconditional and inseparable. No matter where do you go or what should you do, at the end of the day You always find yourself finding solace of your Mother's advice. Happy Mother’s day!

Check out our collection of inspiring, warmest, and the latest Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings Collection will surely make you inspire by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings even in Tagalog / Pinoy, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: mothers day, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

I may not always spell it out to you but you are everything to me. I must have often denied, but the truth is that I can never ever survive without you. I owe you so much, but you will never ask. For all of this and much more, thank you dearest mother. Happy Mother’s day.

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I love you so much. I am lucky because I have you. Some love one some love two but I love you. Happy Mother’s Day!!

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I always pray to God, May you live long, May you always be with me.  Love you more than my life.  Love You Mom.

Flirty Love Quotes and Sayings Collection

Do you love the feeling that you get when you can really laugh with a person and be natural and not always think that there’s a sexual element going on. Flirting with a person means making fun of himself and trying to open myself and be very unpretentious. 

Check out our collection of humorous, cute, and the latest Flirty Love Quotes and Sayings Collection will surely make you laugh by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Flirty Love Quotes and Sayings even in Tagalog / Pinoy, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: flirty quotes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

When you hug me close, I feel my heart fill with warmth and love for you because you make my world more beautiful each day.

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It’s amazing how I look up into the stars, and you’re the first thing that comes into my mind.

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When I laid eyes on you for the first time,
I felt this inexplicable feeling,
I knew that you had to be mine, I Love You.