True Love Quotes and Sayings

We feature an interesting collection of True Love Quotes and Sayings that will help you expresses true feelings and deep thoughts for someone that has been a special part of your life. Love, as they say, is the strangest feeling that one can ever feel and sometimes words are not enough to utter what the heart really feels. And as time flies swiftly, we learn how to nurture the love and benefit from it.

Love is the key to happiness and life becomes more wonderful when you know the value of it. Read through True Love Quotes and Sayings to learn more about love and how it really works.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine,
and man cannot live without love.

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Love is of all passions the strongest,
for it attacks simultaneously the head,
the heart, and the senses.

ERAP Jokes Collection

Erap Jokes Collection is a feature about the comic character and funny jokes conversation of Erap with the other people and personalities. Erap Jokes are very popular on TV, tabloid and even today in social media networks, blogs and website. Did you know that Joseph "Erap" Estrada, is a former Mayor of San Juan City, a Senator and the former President of the Philippines. He's the first one to be elected as President and Vice-President. Now, He is currently the Mayor of the City of Manila. Here's the funny and the best Erap Jokes Collection that you'll surely laugh on it. Hope your enjoy it!

CARABAO
Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
Erap: Carabao, ma’am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
Erap: How about another Carabao?

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KLASMEYT
Classmate 1: What is 5 plus 4?
Erap: Eh di 9!
Classmate 2: What is 4 plus 5?
Erap: Gagaguhin mo pa ako eh binaligtad mo lang... eh di 6!

MILF
ERAP to MNLF : Sumuko na kayo!
MNLF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : s#3t! Tuloy ang giyera.

SAFE SEX
Nag-usap sina FVR at Erap sa sexual practice nila.
FVR: Naniniwala ka ba sa safe sex?
ERAP: OO naman, sinisigurado ko na wala ang mga asawa
nila kapag ginagawa ko yon.

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WRISTBAND
Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.
Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something…
Erap: What the F*#! Yung wristband ko!

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SOFDRINK
Tanong: Ilan litres meron ang Coke 2000?
Erap: Apat!
Tanong: Ha?
Erap: LITRE C, LITRE O, LITRE K, LITRE E!! 'anga!

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SIGNAL LIGHT
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin?
(as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…

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LUNCH
After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton.
Erap is asked if he would like another serving.
Erap replies politely: “No thank you. I’m fed up already.”

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CHIPPY
Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy? And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"

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WALEY
Sa isang French resto kasama si Jinggoy:
Sabi ni Erap: “Anak, magpa-va-let na lang tayo.”
Jinggoy: “dad val-ey parking po.”
Nang nasa loob na ng resto:
Erap: “ayan mag-buff-et tayo anak.”
Jinggoy: “dad, it’s buff-ey.”
Matapos kumain at magbabayad na:
Erap: “naku anak, nakalimutan ko sa car ang
aking wall-ey!”

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ALLIGATORS
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
"THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE"!

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8 FEET
Friend: Pareng Erap may regalo ako sa b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet.
Erap: ako ba niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet ka pa dyan. Tanga!

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SEAFOOD
Erap & Gloria having a conversation:
Gloria: Salamat at nagkabati na tayo sa wakas
Erap: Oo nga, dahil dyan i-treat kita sa paborito kong restaurant
Gloria: Saan?, ano b paborito mong mga pagkain?
Erap: Hulaan mo nagsisimula s letter "C"
Gloria: Calamares?
Erap: No.
Gloria: Cakes? Calamansi?
Erap: Mali lahat.
Gloria: Sirit na nga!
Erap: Edi C-Foods (Seafoods)

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AIRPLANE
Steward: Sir are you done?
Erap: No, I'm Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me FALSE?

Erap Jokes Collection is NOT to intend to take anything serious to any individual  but these are exaggerations and not close to reality. These are collected from other websites, blogs and social media sites. So if you have your own favorite Erap Jokes out there, you can simply post it here.

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao is a collection of banat lines to the person of somehow they called "Backstabber", a person that are only powerful and talks against you when you got back turned. To handle this kind of people is be careful about who you trust or talking to, because not everyone around you and smiles at you is on your side.

Check out this Pamatay na Banat sa mga Plastic and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao and learn how to deal with this people by saying this funny tagalog banat lines.

Hay naku! Kung pwede lang itapon lahat ng mga kaibigan sa dagat.
Edi sana matagal ko ng ginawa para lumutang
kung sino talaga ang mga plastic.

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(Sa isang swimming pool)
Girl Banat: Pagtumalon ka dyan Siguradong lulutang ka!
Maldita Girl: bakit dahil payat ako?
Girl Banat: hindi! Kasi PLASTIC ka..

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At least ngayon alam ko na...dba ??
hinde ka LATA.. PLASTIC ka lang.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses is a feature about being single and what kind of person you are when you're not in a relationship. What kind of a single person are you? Are you the one that believe in soulmates that's why you keep on exploring the whole universe looking for that someone that is meant for you? Or you believe that God is still writing the best love story for you and that the person meant for you is yet to come? Or you may have recently suffered an excruciating breakup and you probably need helpful ways to start over again and sometimes that's the worst part of being single again. But do hope that you're not forever alone and all you do is turn on to your favorite social networking sites  or play computer games after school.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses? Whatever type of a single man or woman you are never forget that one of the crucial relationships in life is to yourself.

DESTINY ADDICT

Ito 'yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates".eto ung walang gusto gawin or ayaw kumilos.. naniniwala kasi sila na ung para talaga sa kanila ay bigla dadating or ung di inaasahan..

*Reason/Excuses: "Di hinahanap un.. darating yan ng kusa"

PERFECTIONIST

Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boyfriend/girlfriend. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na 'yun para sa kanya. in short MAARTE sya.. pero sya din naman salubong kilay

*Reason/Excuses:"Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko'yung ganito...gusto ung ganyan"

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes for your aching heart. There's a song "Where do broken hearts go?" and you may ask where was it? Having a heart broken is never easy, though no one died of it but you wish in vain that you did. Nobody said that you can never make it but nobody will tell you that starting over again will be easy after your heart suffered such pain. And life must goes on and everything will be, may not be as fine, but much better than before. Never ever refrain yourself from falling over and over again because it is with true love that you can mend your shattered heart. You just have to keep pressing on and live the life as if you never met that person.

Can broken hearts find their way home back to the open arms of love? Definitely yes and love can heal the wounds may not be soonest but in the right time. Let these Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings help you somehow ease the pain:

Nagmahal ka ba? pero tinago mo kase mali.. Nasaktan ka na ba? yung parang unti-unti kang pinapatay dahil may gusto syang iba. Pero mas masakit yung malaman mong Kaibigan lang pala ang turing nya sayo..

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"OO.. hanggang ngayon nagseselos ako.. kahit sabihin mong magkaibigan lang kau at ako na ang mahal mo.. Bakit??? takot lang ako kase dyan din tayo nagsimula sa 'magkaibigan lang kami'.

Kung magmamahal ka dapat sigurado kang handa ka masaktan.. kase masakit masaktan lalo na kung malaman mong hindi ikaw ang handa nyang mahalin at pakisamahan ng totoo...

Hindi naman ako umaasang mamahalin mo ko.. OK lang sakin kung ayaw mo talaga.. Pero sana naman wag mo ipamukha sa akin kung ganu mo siya kamahal... Ang sakit sakit kase... Masakit sobra..

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Please pakisabi na lang na MAHAL ko sya, di na baling may mahal syang iba...Ang mahalaga para sa akin ay malaman nyang Mahal ko sya.

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Minsan na ako nagmahal, minsan na rin ako nasaktan, minsan naging tanga dahil minahal kita.. Papayag pa ba ako maulit? bakit hindi... minsan lang ako naging masaya ng minahal kita..

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Sinabi mo Mahal mo ko, sinabi mo di mo kaya na wala ako, pero bakit una kang bumitaw, una kang sumuko, nagkamali ako't naniwala sayo.

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Sabi ko, musta na? Pero tumango ka lang, Sabi ko, Ok ka ba? Pero di mo ko narinig.. Sabi ko miss na kita. Pero umalis ka.. Pano kung sabihin kong Mahal kita! maririnig mo pa kaya ako?? Sa tingin ko hindi na..

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Masakit kapag yung taong mahal mo mas masaya sa piling ng iba, pero diba mas masakit isipin kung masaya ka para sa kanila pero sa isip mo, sana ako na lang sya.

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Sabi nila mahirap ka daw abutin.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh.. Sabi nila huwag nako mag-aksaya ng oras sayo.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh... Pero alam mo ba yun? Paki mo ba? May mahal ka namang iba..

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Alam mo ba na mahalaga ka sa Buhay ko. Hindi kumpleto buhay ko pagwala ka sa tabi ko. Bakit ko pa sinasabi ito, Tanong ko lang pag ako nawala... Kawalan ba ako para sayo?"

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Nagmahal ako sabi nila tama na! Naghanap ako ng iba sabi nila pareho-pareho lang sila, Itinuring kitang espesyal sabi nila tigas daw ng ulo ko! Ang sabi ko di bale na... Mahal Kita eh!

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Nagparaya ako kahit masakit sa akin kase mahal kita, pero kung sasaktan ka lang niya... Balik ka ah! hihintayin kita...

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"Suko na ako, Hindi na kita Mahal, Kalimutan mo na ako, Hindi na kita kailangan.... Pero ang totoo hindi ko kaya mawala ka... Mahal pa rin kita.

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Sabi nila kapag mahal mo, lahat gagawin mo, lahat ibibigay mo, pero paano na kung hilingin nyang palayain mo na sya? mabibigay mo pa? kahit mahal mo pa sya.

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Masakit man ng todo titiisin ko kase Mahal kita kahit ayaw mo na... Nandito lang ako para sayo...

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Pumayag akong mawala ka dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako masaktan dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako umiyak dahil dun ka masaya. Napilitan lang ako pumayag dahil alam ko dun ka sasaya...

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Huwag kang mangako, huwag mo akong pangakuan.. Basta maghihintay ako sayo, at kung di na ka babalik dahil di na sya aalis.. lagi mo tandaan na Mahal na Mahal kita.. mahal na mahal..

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Minsan inisip ko, ang daya mo, Hindi ka tumupad sa pangako. Pero ano ba mas masakit? ang hindi tumupad sa Pangako o ang PAIYAKIN ka?

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Ayaw ko na masaktan, takot na ako magmahal pa... Pero sa tuwing naiisip kita... sabi ko na lang, sana hindi kita iniwan..

You may have gone through in such situation when you heart was torn apart and you have your own long kept Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings. Feel free to share it with us and we will be glad to feature those here in our website. Enjoy reading!

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Motivational Quotes and Sayings

Motivational Quotes and Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes and sayings that are guaranteed to fuel your heart and mind with optimism, life spirit and courage to keep you going. 

Sometimes life can be so unfair as it throws you with so much trials and problems that have almost broken you down. But life is no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, it does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Never stop dreaming and making them come true. The sweetness of life is when you achieve what you have strive for.

Be motivated and never stop living and pursuing your dreams with these exceptional Motivational Quotes and Sayings :

Everything is going to be alright. Smile and live like problem is not around. We only live once so make every thing worth living for.

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Move forward. There's so many things in this world that you still need to discover so carry on!

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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